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  • St. Sana’s Day, Part 2 | The Vassanoka Aventures, St. Patrick's Day 2020 (Part 2 of 2)

    [Originally released April 1, 2020. Was accidentally re-published on March 15, 2025 while doing some episode maintenance]

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Alivaster Talon, Thomas Watergill, Jeff Drunkle, and Leon McJenkins- as they celebrate St. Sana's Day!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Alivaster is a fan of Eldrich Blast. Thomas is out for revenge. Jeff has everyone seeing double. Leon toughs it out.

    Cast:

    Ash - Leon McJenkins
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Deep Gnomes, Sana, Red Shadow Dragon (Speaking)
    Bronson - Alivaster Talon
    Harrison - Jeff Drunkle
    RJ - Thomas Watergill, Zorn, Red Shadow Dragon (Roaring)

    The St. Sana's Day Special is an original story created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 32 min
  • Blackwater Adventuring Guild: Out for Delivery | The Return of Ornon, St. Patrick's Day 2025 (Part 1 of 2)

    Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast, celebrating 7 years today!

    Join our five special agents- Dragan Lasair, Keenbo Moren Nim, Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly, Curly-Toed McGuffin, and Patty Magnimus- as they begin their delivery route in The Return of Ornon St. Patrick's Day 2025 special!

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    Map of the delivery route

    Diagram of delivery wagon

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    Lasair has trouble with his goods and services. Keenbo scouts ahead. Thomas deals and heals. Curly controls a cannon. Patty is continually outvoted.

    Cast:

    Ash - Curly-Toed McGuffin
    Bee - Keenbo Moren Nim
    Bronson - Patty Magnimus
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, King Sitoh, Leprechaun
    Ray - Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly
    RJ - Dragan-Lasair

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    "Blackwater Adventuring Guild" is an original story created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore

    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
    Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

    Additional music:

    "Irish Dance Music" and "Beltane - Celtic Firedance Music" by JuilusH (https://pixabay.com/users/juliush-3921568/)
    "The Cold March of Morning" by TeknoAXE (https://www.teknoaxe.com)

    Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    "trotting horse in rural road" by Osca de Ávila
    "Magic - Chimes" by Vrymaa

    1 hr 22 min
  • The Mercurious | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 4

    Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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    Bartholomew fulfills a wish. Blood shoots the cannons. Tohatu takes a swing with an anchor. Ember mocks some pirates. Tevon enters a duel.

    Cast:

    Ash - Ember Horizon
    Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
    Bronson - Dungeon Master, Mercurious Pirate Crew, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Dragon Sea Turtle, Mercurious First Mate, Mercurious Captain, The Hunger
    Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
    Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
    RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

    Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

    Episode edited by RJ Moore

    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
    "Drunken Sailor" traditional tune, arranged by RJ Moore
    Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
    Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

    Additional music:

    "Galway" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
    "The Buccaneer's Haul" by Shane Ivers (https://shaneivers.com/)

    Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)

    "Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

    Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    "Underwater Ambience" by Kinoton
    "LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
    "splash body dive into water pool" by kyles
    "SLIDE WHISTLE - 2" by SamuelGremaud
    "Record Scratch #1" by musicvision31

    1 hr 43 min
  • The Meeting of the Ankaa Crystals | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 25

    Episode title note: "Ankaa" is pronounced "on-key" ("awn-kee")

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Ben speaks plainly. Llew prepares for the meeting. Krohl details what he knows of the east. Raven informs the council of her clan's disappearance.

    Cast:

    Ash: Krohl the Fallen
    Bee: Dungeon Master, Sana, Tavern Patron, Rackle, City Guard Escort, King Ajax Highrock, King Robert Westaryn, Tilo, Durit Keet, Elyenza the White
    Harrison: Tavern Patron, Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray: Raven
    RJ: Tavern Patron, Sir Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
    Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    “01015coffeehouse” by sagetyrtle

    1 hr 10 min
  • The Sugar Murder | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2024

    Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they solve a murder mystery!

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    Joan does some detective work. Seebo makes several entrances. Ryder gets into a physical altercation. Dracarys dances.

    Cast:

    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mayor Dan, Sheriff Greg, Pete, Nettie, Ron, Mayor Dan's Butler, Autumn, Ash
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Podghost Host, Joan Redsun

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    "A Murder Mystery" is an original story created by Harrison Owens
    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme & closing theme melody by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/): "Trio for Piano, Violin, and Viola"

    Kevin MacLeod license info: Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Additional music by Jason Shaw (https://audionautix.com): "Hoedown"

    Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

    Additional sound effects used are courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    "01015coffeehouse" by sagetyrtle
    "cauldron" by billyzenn

    1 hr 50 min
  • Questions for the Chronoracle | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 3

    Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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    Bartholomew looks for valuables. Blood takes the night patrol. Tohatu converses more with Dredge. Ember gets a list from Littlebeard. Tevon learns of an item of interest.

    Cast:

    Ash - Ember Horizon
    Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
    Bronson - Dungeon Master, Dredge, The Hunger, Captain Littlebeard, Cloaked Figure, Chronoracle
    Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
    Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
    RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

    Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

    Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore

    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
    Closing theme melody by Bee Owens

    Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

    Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)

    "Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

    Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org), Creative Commons 0.

    "Underwater Ambience" by Kinoton
    "LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
    "2021-08-30-rowing-boat-005" by ilmari_freesound

    1 hr 19 min
  • Downtime Upgrades | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 24

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Ben visits an aviary. Llew checks out some library books. Krohl is hired for an experiment. Raven strengthens her connection with nature.

    Cast:

    Ash: Krohl the Fallen
    Bee: Dungeon Master, Librarian, Sara/Sana, Game Master, Sylpher, Olivair Oxford
    Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray: Raven
    RJ: Sir Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
    Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://www.ivanduch.com)

    "Blood Magic"

    Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    "Switch.Big.Power" by jessepash; "machinery siren" by vestibule-door; "Tomb Door Open, Stone Scrape" by Kinoton; "01015coffeehouse" by sagetyrtle; "shop_door_bell+squeek" by 3bagbrew; "Crow Cry" by WanderingLeprechaun; "Raven, Crow, Ravens, Cry, Scream, Rabe, Kolkrabe, Kraehe" by Borgory; "Owls" by depwl9992; "Birdfeeder closeup" by toban; "Metal_Gate_01" by SilentStrikeZ; "Old Village" by Thursiandreams

    Additional sound effects from Pixabay (https://www.pixabay.com/sound-effects/)

    "an eagle squawking overhead" by u_tmwllo5zur; "Birds Flapping Wings", "Birds in Cage Wings", "wing flaps layered" by Pixabay; "Eagle Scream" by iedurodrigues; "eagle squawking - type 1", "eagle squawking - type 2", "eagle squawking - type 3", "eagle squawking - type 4" by RibhavAgrawal; "Bird voices, Голоса птиц" by SSPsurvival

    1 hr 33 min
  • Shopping for Supplies & Attaining the Anchor | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 2

    Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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    Bartholomew drinks bad liquor. Blood bets on a thimblerig game. Tohatu retrieves the anchor. Ember meets with the captain. Tevon goes shopping.

    Cast:

    Ash - Ember Horizon
    Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
    Bronson - Dungeon Master, Captain Littlebeard, The Hunger, Thimblerig Operator, Dredge
    Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
    Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
    RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell, Scared Seagull

    Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

    Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore

    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
    Closing theme melody by Bee Owens

    Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

    Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)

    "Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

    Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org), Creative Commons 0.

    "LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
    "Afternoon on the Dock" by chris5s
    "Seagulls in a quiet street, 6AM, Harbour City" by etienne.leplumey
    "Bar Brawl - close" by JoeDinesSound
    "Fight_scene" by ProxValor
    "Foley Fight Moves Struggling" by leonelmail
    "fight straggling" by smartsanim
    "goblin fighting" by Fenodyrie
    "Underwater Ambience" by Kinoton

    1 hr 25 min
  • River Route to New Hylyr | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 23

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Ben navigates the party down the river. Llew meets with his father. Krohl goes to McFinley's. Raven's gets seasick.

    Cast:

    Ash: Krohl the Fallen
    Bee: Dungeon Master, Sylpher, Rackle, Boat Rentel Employees, Sana, New Hylyr Guards, Representative Building Concierges, King Robert Westaryn, McFinley's Bartender, Sarah
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray: Rat-Raven, Raven
    RJ: Sir Ben, Gwendolyn, Gob-Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
    Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    "Walk down High St no cars" by catfish_pete
    "0105coffeehouse" by sagetyrtle

    1 hr 34 min
  • The Auction | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 1

    Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they begin their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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    The crew is assembled.

    Cast:

    Ash - Ember Horizon
    Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
    Bronson - Dungeon Master, Captain Littlebeard, Auctioneer, Payment Collector
    Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
    Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
    RJ - Liam "Bartholomew Blackwell" Murphy

    Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

    Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore

    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
    Closing theme melody by Bee Owens

    Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/): "Not as It Seems", "Ave Marimba", "Ether Vox", "Come Play With Me", "Gloom Horizon", "Duet Musette"

    Kevin MacLeod license info: Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

    Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)

    "Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

    Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    "Swedish Library" by JonnyThePonny
    "Ambience Port Pirates" by Elenalostale
    "Through a street market in São Paulo - Brazil (Feira)" by amoyssiadis
    "5 min of crowd chatter. 40 people" by Psykophobia
    "Male Crowd Talking" by Manim8
    "Pirate Ship at Bay w.out Seagulls" by CGEffex (Attribution 4.0)

    53 min

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