We're sharing money management advice this week. Too much financial advice is targeted at scumbags so we wanted to do something different: financial advice targeted at scumbags who are broke. What to say if you get caught shoplifting, states that won't extradite for child support delinquency etc.

The Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade so abortion is gonna be illegal in like half the United States. In the spirit of free inquiry we invited comedian Kate Willett to debate if she deserves to have rights. She's since been extradited to Georgia where she is facing the death penalty.

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We discuss the elephant in India that killed a woman then showed up at her funeral to trample her some more. We also share our own stories of revenge and some life lessons about taking revenge. Does the audio sound ok? I could probably fix it tomorrow I gotta fucking work in the morning.

Did a little casual episode this week with our buddy Tom Thakkar. We talked about the dad he never knew, his white trash stepdad and if a gynecologist is a respectable profession.

A friend of ours comedian Anthony DeVito stops by to talk about his new stand up special and having a dad who was in the mafia.

You can watch his special Brain Noise for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOEq4Ywv0Jg

This episode is just for the Americans: we talk about what to do when you find yourself in an active shooter situation. We give an explanation of the RHF rule (Run, hide, fight) and tell you why it is the best survival advice we can give you besides live in any country except the United States.

We talk about scams. Which pump and dump crypto coins we're holding. Why there's no money for Ben's college. Tucker Carlson's body count. Other related topics.

We read some listener emails and share some stories of times we had our hearts broken. Subscribe to the patreon to learn which comedians are secretly gay.

Part 1 of our investigation into some of the journalists who probably got iced by the CIA. Here we cover Jim Koethe, Bill Hunter, and Dorothy Killgallen, all of whom made the mistake of investigating the JFK assassination and got karate chopped to death. More on the patreon!

Felix Biederman comes on to reflect about loss, his dad's midlife crisis, and the moment you realize your dad is a person. Hope you enjoy.