Recorder and Sam

The Ambiguous Corsairs wander wearily through the woods to meet a mysterious creature.  Where really are Climb’s Woods? What does a dryad do with her pets? What kind of tech do orcs develop? Is the river a good place for things to go? Why is identify so expensive?! How smart are orcs? How long can Sam and Recorder go while not mentioning their guest is basically naked.

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Recorder and Sam address try to explain some of the terminology they have been using directly to their audience. After all what are bits, fan mail and editing? Sam finds “Recorder’s surprise box of fun” and is now afraid of being bitten by Recorder’s Junk.

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A maniacal gnoll finds a series of electrical pets.  What the hell is that over there?! Did Sam just admit to kidnapping? Does vanity outweigh purity? Are Sam and Recorder evil? What really is ‘good’? Does Sam really have monk training? Can Recorder really find his junk? Is it’s girth truly unfathomable? What chump asks about planar travel and economics with those words? Is mining hell a good venture?

A dying god screams its death throes as our heroes say goodbye.  What is the difference between kidnapping, conscription, and thievery?  Does reverse psychology really work? Does citizenship require pants? How do you know if you’ve had your brain enchanted? How big is Lattice? Is up an option? How do you feel about learning city planning?

When met with a rock and a hard place a captain dives off a waterfall to impress a chieftain.  Did Sam really get the mayor out to the woods? Who says Sam and Teddy don’t go get smashed? Sam has allergies? Why does Recorder still think he’s the mayor? Did you ever gamble on a fart? Teddy stops by and brings up some interesting new info!

A second Captain Gnash? Theft is on the rise in Lattice and yogurt is the solution? Sam got audio from a rally meeting with a Priest, but how? Recorder hosts Monstrous Moments. What are recorder and Sam’s favorite gifts? The forest is still on fire? And Sam takes a good, long, hard look at Recorder’s junk.

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A cocky orc is shown disrespect during his signature attack… Which is worse: Eating grass or starving? What’s more inside than your guts? What’s wrong with drugs? Why is Hraf not vague and mysterious? Who is more racist, Sam, Hraf, or Recorder? Who is the most philosophical? What does a three sided coin look like? These are the types of questions that come up when a goblin blows our hosts minds!

A smiling first mate knows his fate and does what he must… How do phoenixes actually die? What punk would steal the town square statue? Who are the Night Haulers and what do they do? A fan spurs Sam to interview Recorder about his time in The Great War: Did he have friends? What was Recorder’s rank? Which side of the war was he on? Are we gonna ignore that Recorder would not answer that last question?

A would-be thief meets the watch dogs… The city streets are collapsing? Cockarices rise up from a local farm? Arson… or maybe just forest fires? Neither is good… How do you feel about drugs and/or planks of wood? Did Sam kidnap a guy? Let’s talk to Lenny and forget about that last question!

A nightmare plagues Recremen, beginning to lead him down a new path… How’d you like a lesson about the planerverse from a drunken bar owner spurred by a sentient war era construct? What about if buildings are set on fire? What about a very in depth conversation about a small fancy music box that cost Sam only 5 gold? Well how about you have a listen and find out!

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