Recorder and Sam

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Due to a hardware malfunction Recorder and Sam has been knocked off schedule. We will be back in the next week or so with Episode 22. Thank you for your patience and understanding while we get back on our feet.

A tempting switch entices a would be pirate captain to pull it and cause massive repercussions world wide.  What is a shade? Why did Sam bring one out in the middle of the day? What can he do under the table? How can a paladin be a warlock? Is it really just his face? Is it really dangerous to go alone? Do watches exist? Can dogs sew? Who would win: an armored wolf or a farmer with a pitchfork? Are you concerned about a wolf army?

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A fight is made by strategy and positioning, done in part by the first mates unlikely friend; What does Sam have against labeling things? How many conversations have YOU had while sitting next to a watermelon? What does a dire wolf need with an army? Are people made out of rabbits? Do zombies drink beer? Why would you put a magical house inside your real house? Does Lattice act as magical battery? Why is marrying your patron a bad idea? Why does Teddy think simulacrums are a good idea to replace him in meetings? Should we ever say “bubbling puddle of Teddy” again? Have you even seen a bird? How specific can a deck of cards be?

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A signature weapon is used to end the life of a truly villainous but gravity still proves to be a problem; Can you really see the future? Why is nothing fireproofed? Why did Teddy push Sam down? Did Teddy really send the illusion into the woods? Why does Sam think he’s an expert in dimension doors? How do evil and/or good do? How do demons run companies? How would you feel about knowing your own death? How do you give someone amnesia?

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An orc army lays waste to an elven civilization and consumes the remains; one god approves while the rest turn their eyes.  Whats the difference between what was and what is: costumes or murder? Would you rather hide behind locked doors or get candy?

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Why is an old lady selling goods from a shabby shack in a frigid mountain crevice? Who talks to plants? Who knew there was a commune in the woods? What’s the difference between Obad Hai and Ehlonna? What’s the difference between clerics and druids? How do you speak to a bird, not just AT a bird? What is a roc? How drunk does Sam really get? Just what is a Lattician Ratbird?

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Captain Gnash muses about his once and future plan.  Sam actually dragged a keg into the woods? Can you really be forced to go no a vacation? Can you make ink out of a pheasant? Is anything ink if you believe it to be? Is Sam too drunk to understand what dictation is? Would you still buy that banana? What is guff? How can you walk a lighthouse? What happened to John Smith? How does the resurrection spell work?

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The crew learns very quickly how to address a new culture… Sam has a teenage daughter? Is Teddy okay during his kidnapping? What really happened to the lighthouse? WHO STEALS A LIGHTHOUSE?! Is Johnathan the Great really all that great? Does Sam condone underage drinking and gambling? Are bugbears good babysitters? How magical of a pet can you get for 500 gold? How much do you want to eat breakfast at the Drunk Duck?

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The mists reveal that the ships mage’s mentor was actually someone he knew very well with a storied past he was very invested in.  How does a lighthouse vanish? Why are Lenny and Sam so in sync? Just what is Lenny doing with the Lizardfolk? Why is so much time spent talking about fishing? Who really enjoys fishing?! Can Lenny really truly go straight and start his own business? What really is Pandora?

 

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Captain Mayhaps puts his newest crew-mate into his place.  Why does Sam think kidnapping is a good answer? What is a traditional kidnap-victim name? Why does Sam hate fliers? Where does Bob the orc hail from? What has happened to Teddy?! Why is Recorder being so vague? Will our hosts actually follow through on their plans?

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