What would you rather choose… even if both options are terrible? 😅

In this episode, we dive into some of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and surprisingly deep “Would You Rather” scenarios. From wearing kazoo-sounding shoes to controlling time, awkward social situations, and life-altering decisions… we break it all down.

But it’s not just jokes.

These questions expose how we think, how we choose, and how we deal with trade-offs, consequences, and the unknown.

Expect:

Funny and chaotic debates 😂

Unexpected deep takes on decision-making 🧠

Relatable everyday dilemmas

Classic Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic tangents

🎧 Tap in and decide for yourself… what would YOU rather choose?

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into some behaviors in the world that may raise some eyebrows. We gauge our level of suspicion for certain actions and mindsets. Purposefully watching spoilers before the show, never opening messages, talking during movies, there's plenty that can be considered out of the ordinary.

Let us know what you think. Do you find these behaviors to be a bit odd? Would you agree with our rankings? What else might be a suspicious activity?

#Suspicious #Shows #FullEpisode #Talking #Movies #Spoilers #SocialMedia #Facebook

Some things just feel illegal…
even though they’re completely allowed

In this episode, we talk about everyday situations that make you feel like you’re doing something wrong, even when you’re not.

From leaving shopping carts behind, making eye contact with security cameras, and taking extra free samples… to walking into places you’re probably not supposed to be

It’s all about those weird moments where your brain tells you “this feels illegal” even when it isn’t.

Of course, we go off on tangents as usual, so expect:
- random stories

- chaotic conversations

- relatable moments

If you like funny podcasts, relatable situations, and chaotic real conversations, this one’s for you.

🎧 Tap in now and tell us… what feels illegal to YOU?

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic talk about part 2 of their outside adventures. Getting caught in the rain, stumbling upon a fair, a new store obsession, and of course, chowing down on some delicacies. The day turned into some shenanigans that we couldn't have expected.

Join us in our discussion! When's the last time you had hot pot? Do you enjoy the sharing style? Maybe you got caught in the rain recently as well? Let us know everything!

#Podcast #HotPot #Store #Rain #Caught #Fair #Carnival #Amusement #Chopsticks #Cutlery #Outside

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are at it again with another food adventure. This time, we find the opportunity to make our way towards a Japanese Market held in The Netherlands. From gyozas to curries, there were quite a few options to choose. But were there enough?

Join us in our discussion! Have you been to any culture-specific markets? Did you find it to be worthwhile? Where you expecting differences in what you experienced? Let us know!

#Market #Japanese #Korean #Food #HotPot #Outside #Utrecht #Adventures #Rain #Swords #Merch

We started this episode talking about Easter and somehow ended up questioning whether any of our choices are actually ours 🤯

What begins as a normal conversation turns into a deep and chaotic dive into the illusion of choice. The idea that we are in control when we might not be at all.

From childhood habits and traditions to the way we make everyday decisions, we start connecting dots that get a little too real 😭

Are your choices actually yours or are they shaped by routine, environment, and everything around you?

Of course we do not stay serious for long. Expect random tangents, laughs, and moments where we completely lose the plot 💀

If you like funny podcasts with deeper conversations, relatable thoughts, and chaotic co host energy, this episode hits both sides.

🎧 New episode out now. Tap in and question everything

From childhood habits and traditions to the way we make everyday decisions, we start connecting dots that get a little too real 😭

Are your choices actually yours… or are they shaped by routine, environment, and everything around you?

Of course, in true fashion, we don’t stay serious for long — expect random tangents, laughs, and moments where we completely lose the plot 💀

If you like funny podcasts with deeper conversations, relatable thoughts, and chaotic co-host energy, this episode hits both sides.

🎧 New episode out now — tap in and question everything

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic save some daylight by reminiscing on previous outings that brought laughter and plenty of delicious treats, overall enjoying life. But what is to come? Whether it's in a larger city such as Rotterdam, or a smaller town, there's still plenty of adventures to be had.

Figure out where we're going to next, and let us know:

👉 What was the last comedy show you been to?👉 Where is your next out-of-town experience going to be?👉 Wellness check: how have you been sleeping?Comment and keep us in the loop about your own shenanigans!

#podcast #restaurants #outing #city #smalltown #AI #comedy #standup #food

What starts as a simple “most likely to” game quickly turns into absolute chaos 😅

In this episode, Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic break down who’s most likely to do everything—from holding grudges for 10 years to accidentally starting a cult (yes… it gets weird fast). Along the way, they spiral into random tangents about corners vs. blocks, conspiracy theories, impulse buying, and disappearing dramatically 👀

Expect laughs, wild scenarios, and a lot of “how did we even get here?” moments.

Are you the type to overshare with strangers? Forget to cancel free trials? Or secretly believe the moon is made of cake? 🌕🎂

💬 Join the Conversation

• Hit play and find out where you land.
• Which one are YOU most likely to do?
• Have you ever accidentally flirted or overshared?

What’s the wildest tangent you’ve ever gone on?

Drop your answers, share with your co-host, and don’t forget: every show needs its co-conspirators 👀

We all have things that we need to do, but how often we do them might differ between each individual person. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss how frequent they perform daily, weekly, even monthly tasks. Those bills never stop comin' do they?

Join us in our discussion! What are some routine practices you like or dislike? Do you start to let your laundry overflow before finally doing it? Do you grocery shop as needed or on a weekly basis? Let us know!

#Podcast #RedEye #ErraticAsthmatic #Routines #Clothes #Grocery #Store #Weekly #Daily #Monthly

We all have crazy encounters that spark curiosity in our lives. From public transportation to simple banana peels, anything can go awry at any point. In this episode, we recount some crazy circumstances that happened, or could happen, to us.

Join us in our discussion! What 's the weirdest thing that's happened to or around you? Do you have any lingering feelings about the day after such occurrences take place? What would you do in these scenarios? Let us know!

#Podcast #RedEye #ErraticAsthmatic #Situations #Scenarios #WhatInTheHell #Bananas #Train #Metro #Rain #Crazy #Drunk