Our summer shenanigans go on!

This week on Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic, we catch up after another Amsterdam adventure. We talk about surviving the Dutch heat, the strange news about water shortages in a country surrounded by water, and how AI somehow gets blamed for everything.

We also head into Amsterdam to watch Ralph Barbosa's live comedy show, break down his crowd work, and talk about why European audiences react so differently from American crowds.

Before the show, we discover Green Farmers, a fully vegan fast food restaurant that completely surprised us. Vegan fish that smells like fish. Vegan chicken that tastes like real chicken. Burgers, fries, sauces and whether this might actually be one of the best vegan fast food spots we've tried in the Netherlands.

We also get into overpriced tacos, Dutch public transport frustrations, upcoming food adventures, Vegan Pizza Bar, Kenyan food, travel stories, and the random conversations that somehow always happen when Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic sit behind a microphone.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, food reviews, Amsterdam stories, random conversations, travel experiences, vegan food, stand up comedy and two friends talking absolute nonsense, this episode is for you.

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Who's most likely to become famous? Who's most likely to get cancelled? And which of us would send the dreaded "we need to talk" text... then immediately lack follow-up?

In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic put their personalities, habits, and questionable decision-making under the spotlight in another rendition of the game of "Who's Most Likely To?".

From predicting who would accidentally go viral for all the wrong reasons to debating who secretly narrates their own life like the main character in a movie, every question sparks stories, thoughts about ourselves we never considered before, and plenty of friendly roasting.

Packed with banter, relatable scenarios, and unpredictable callouts, tune in to see whether the hosts agree on their answers—or completely expose each other along the way.

#MostLikelyTo #Cancelled #Famous #Narrator #Acceptance #Comedy #Viral #Relatable #Cry

Ever wondered what "Wagwan" actually means?

We kick this episode off by diving into Jamaican slang, accents, language, and how different English dialects have influenced each other. One conversation later... we're somehow talking about spaghettos, immortal jellyfish, cows with best friends, exploding metals, sharks older than trees, and history facts that sound completely made up.

Classic Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic.

In this episode we discuss:

• What "Wagwan" actually means

• Jamaican slang and Caribbean English

• Why a single strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto

• Cows having best friends

• Sharks being older than trees

• Oxford University being older than the Aztec Empire

• Crocodiles that can't stick out their tongues

• Koalas having fingerprints almost identical to humans

• The immortal jellyfish

• Chemistry class disasters and exploding metals

• Random facts you'll probably never need... but won't forget

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, random trivia, weird science, history, language, and conversations that spiral into complete chaos, this episode is for you.

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Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are going crazy in this heatwave. From distractions in their inbox, frozen goods in the grocery store, to cueing up at the table, the warmth still finds a way to fire up the banter. What will we talk about next?

Join us in our discussion! When's the last time you:

📨Slid into someone's DMs?

🎱Played a game of billiards?

📲Made a LinkedIn post?

Let us know!

#Podcast #Pool #Heatwave #Chill #Scratch #DMs #Holla #Updates #LinkedIn #Unsolicited

In this episode of Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic, we're catching up on everything that's been happening lately. From the return of summer in the Netherlands to the madness of the expanded FIFA Club World Cup, we're talking sports, anime backlogs, life updates and the never ending struggle of balancing hobbies with adult responsibilities.

We discuss:

• The FIFA Club World Cup and crazy match schedules
• Why there is never enough time to watch everything
• Anime backlogs including Black Clover, Spy x Family, Jujutsu Kaisen and My Hero Academia
• Summer weather finally arriving in the Netherlands
• Gaming, music, studies and trying to fit it all into one life
• The eternal battle between responsibilities and entertainment
• Why every new show somehow creates three more shows to watch

If you've ever looked at your watchlist and thought "there's no way I'm finishing all this", this episode is for you.

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#Podcast #AnimePodcast #WorldCup #BlackClover #SpyxFamily #JujutsuKaisen #ComedyPodcast #LifePodcast #RedEyeAndErraticAsthmatic

All you dreamboats out there have probably heard many phrases throughout your lifetime. The English language has evolved over time to include many terms, some having lasted through the decades, some that haven't been heard of in years. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic take a guess at the meaning and time period of particular sayings.

Join us in our discussion! How many of these phrases have you heard of before? Were you able to guess which era they are from? Let us know any slang you still use today!

#Podcast #Slang #Vocabulary #Decades #Time #Wheel #Guess #23Skidoo #MadeintheShade

What happens when a vegan agrees to a blind date and discovers she's chosen a smokehouse packed with brisket, ribs, and meat platters?

In this episode, Red-Eye throws Erratic Asthmatic into a chaotic blind date scenario filled with awkward conversations, unexpected twists, questionable decisions, dating red flags, vegan dilemmas, and some truly terrible restaurant choices.

Would you stay for the date? Would you leave immediately? Could a smokehouse and veganism ever coexist?

Expect hilarious roleplay, relationship debates, dating disasters, food arguments, social awkwardness, and the usual Red-Eye & Erratic Asthmatic chaos.

Topics include:

• Blind dates
• Modern dating
• Dating red flags
• Vegan vs meat eater relationships
• Awkward first dates
• Restaurant disasters
• Relationship compatibility
• Social anxiety and dating
• Funny hypothetical scenarios
• Comedy podcast discussions

If you've ever been on a terrible first date, this episode is for you.

#BlindDate #DatingStories #ComedyPodcast #RelationshipTalk #FirstDateFails #VeganLife #FunnyPodcast #RedEyeAndErraticAsthmatic

Because our lives aren't crazy enough, Erratic Asthmatic and Red-Eye take a dive into the unknown. In some situations, we need to be prepared and take quick, decisive action. Red-Eye, performing noble deeds, ends up in a world of inconvenience. Let's see how he plays this one out.

Join us in our shenanigans!

🏠 What choices would you have made in this situation?

📦Would you have had as much patience as Red-Eye in this scenario?

🥩Have you had a similar situation happen to you?

Let us know!

#Scenarios #Moving #Dinner #Friends #Abandonment #Help #City #Injury #Payment #Steakhouse

Summer is officially back and so are Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic with chaotic Barcelona stories, loud club experiences, supermarket confusion, guac addiction, laundry struggles, and the reality of nightlife after getting older.

This episode spirals through travel stories, food debates, public interactions, Dutch heatwaves, comedy shows, Korean BBQ confusion, airport survival, and trying to function in clubs where nobody can hear each other.

Topics include:

• Barcelona travel chaos
• Clubbing after years away
• Guacamole addiction
• Korean BBQ moments
• Loud nightclub conversations
• Jamón everywhere
• Summer weather struggles
• Laundry mountain recovery
• Public oversharing
• Comedy shows and Joe Koy
• Dutch summer energy
• Adult nightlife exhaustion

If you enjoy funny podcasts, relatable conversations, chaotic storytelling, travel stories, comedy podcasts, random debates, and unfiltered conversations, this episode is for you.

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#podcast #comedypodcast #barcelona #travelpodcast #spotifypodcast

Erratic recounts a very recent trip back to Spain involving plenty of shenanigans. Red-Eye is next up on the list to wreak havoc amongst the guacamole population. There's plenty that's been done and plenty to still do.

Join us in our discussion! When was your last trip? Have you been to Spain specifically? If so, what was your favorite part? If not, where has been your favorite place to go? Let us know everything!

#Podcast #Spain #Barcelona #Trip #Travel #Work #Vacation #Guacamole #AirBnB #Hotel #Restaurant