Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into some interesting suggestions, some just might be cheap enough to work.

Whether it's:

🎟️ Attending free events

🥂 Taking advantage of happy hours

🛠️ Boarding up every nook and cranny in your home for the sheer warmth factor

There's plenty of ways to squeeze that extra value out of anything... but is it really worth it? Let us know what you think and if you have any cheeky tips that you use to really make the most of what you have.

#podcast #value #hacks #money #cheap #warmth #events #happyhour #towel #sauces

What happens when you travel alone, your holiday plans suddenly change, and you start wondering whether €3,000 is better spent on a driving license or a holiday?

Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic get into all of it.

The conversation starts with Erratic trying to reorganize a complicated trip after plans change and the realization that planning a holiday is already annoying enough without having to do it twice.

That leads into the joys of travelling alone: no schedules, no arguing over restaurants, no waiting for someone who doesn't want to go somewhere, and absolutely nobody stopping you from booking a table for three when it's just you, yourself and I.

The guys also debate whether the best way to plan a trip is simply to find the food first and build everything else around it.

Then comes the €3,000 question.

Should you spend thousands getting a Dutch driving license, or take the money and disappear somewhere for a week instead?

From the cost of driving lessons and exams to public transport, car insurance, road tax and parking, the guys try to work out whether owning a car actually makes sense in the Netherlands.

And naturally, the conversation ends up exactly where you'd expect: Dutch bikes.

Shark teeth. Right of way. Crosswalks that apparently function more like suggestions. And the shocking revelation that Erratic hasn't ridden a bicycle in years despite living in the Netherlands.

It's another episode full of travel problems, first-world problems, bad financial decisions, Dutch road survival and plenty of shenanigans.

🎧 Listen now

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic bring back a guessing game that manages to keep us on our toes... allegedly. From stealing jet skis to paying with pretty much anything that isn't actual currency, Florida news headlines never ceases to amaze. But which ones are real?

Join us in our game!

🌊Would you ride a jet ski in a mall fountain?

🕵️Perhaps try to get away with unwarranted searches?

🏧Or keep a whole ATM to yourself?

Let us know!

#Podcast #Florida #FloridaMan #Headlines #FactorFiction #Comedy #News #Ferry #Chicken #Weed #McDonalds

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic hit each other with wisdom beyond their years, except they would probably end up getting into trouble. We take scenarios and our purpose this time is to provide the worst actions to take. Although we wouldn't do this in actuality, we might actually be on to something for some of these situations.

Join us in educating each other!

What is some bad advice you've given in the past?

Would you do any of the things we mentioned in this episode?

What is something that you want advice on?

Let us know through the link in our bio.

#Podcast #Advice #DoNotTryAtHome #Liking #WiFi #Mysterious #Evil #Espresso #Switcheroo

Our summer shenanigans go on!

This week on Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic, we catch up after another Amsterdam adventure. We talk about surviving the Dutch heat, the strange news about water shortages in a country surrounded by water, and how AI somehow gets blamed for everything.

We also head into Amsterdam to watch Ralph Barbosa's live comedy show, break down his crowd work, and talk about why European audiences react so differently from American crowds.

Before the show, we discover Green Farmers, a fully vegan fast food restaurant that completely surprised us. Vegan fish that smells like fish. Vegan chicken that tastes like real chicken. Burgers, fries, sauces and whether this might actually be one of the best vegan fast food spots we've tried in the Netherlands.

We also get into overpriced tacos, Dutch public transport frustrations, upcoming food adventures, Vegan Pizza Bar, Kenyan food, travel stories, and the random conversations that somehow always happen when Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic sit behind a microphone.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, food reviews, Amsterdam stories, random conversations, travel experiences, vegan food, stand up comedy and two friends talking absolute nonsense, this episode is for you.

🎧 New episodes every week.

Who's most likely to become famous? Who's most likely to get cancelled? And which of us would send the dreaded "we need to talk" text... then immediately lack follow-up?

In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic put their personalities, habits, and questionable decision-making under the spotlight in another rendition of the game of "Who's Most Likely To?".

From predicting who would accidentally go viral for all the wrong reasons to debating who secretly narrates their own life like the main character in a movie, every question sparks stories, thoughts about ourselves we never considered before, and plenty of friendly roasting.

Packed with banter, relatable scenarios, and unpredictable callouts, tune in to see whether the hosts agree on their answers—or completely expose each other along the way.

#MostLikelyTo #Cancelled #Famous #Narrator #Acceptance #Comedy #Viral #Relatable #Cry

Ever wondered what "Wagwan" actually means?

We kick this episode off by diving into Jamaican slang, accents, language, and how different English dialects have influenced each other. One conversation later... we're somehow talking about spaghettos, immortal jellyfish, cows with best friends, exploding metals, sharks older than trees, and history facts that sound completely made up.

Classic Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic.

In this episode we discuss:

• What "Wagwan" actually means

• Jamaican slang and Caribbean English

• Why a single strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto

• Cows having best friends

• Sharks being older than trees

• Oxford University being older than the Aztec Empire

• Crocodiles that can't stick out their tongues

• Koalas having fingerprints almost identical to humans

• The immortal jellyfish

• Chemistry class disasters and exploding metals

• Random facts you'll probably never need... but won't forget

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, random trivia, weird science, history, language, and conversations that spiral into complete chaos, this episode is for you.

🎙 New episodes every week from Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic.

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are going crazy in this heatwave. From distractions in their inbox, frozen goods in the grocery store, to cueing up at the table, the warmth still finds a way to fire up the banter. What will we talk about next?

Join us in our discussion! When's the last time you:

📨Slid into someone's DMs?

🎱Played a game of billiards?

📲Made a LinkedIn post?

Let us know!

#Podcast #Pool #Heatwave #Chill #Scratch #DMs #Holla #Updates #LinkedIn #Unsolicited

In this episode of Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic, we're catching up on everything that's been happening lately. From the return of summer in the Netherlands to the madness of the expanded FIFA Club World Cup, we're talking sports, anime backlogs, life updates and the never ending struggle of balancing hobbies with adult responsibilities.

We discuss:

• The FIFA Club World Cup and crazy match schedules
• Why there is never enough time to watch everything
• Anime backlogs including Black Clover, Spy x Family, Jujutsu Kaisen and My Hero Academia
• Summer weather finally arriving in the Netherlands
• Gaming, music, studies and trying to fit it all into one life
• The eternal battle between responsibilities and entertainment
• Why every new show somehow creates three more shows to watch

If you've ever looked at your watchlist and thought "there's no way I'm finishing all this", this episode is for you.

🎙️ New episodes every week.

#Podcast #AnimePodcast #WorldCup #BlackClover #SpyxFamily #JujutsuKaisen #ComedyPodcast #LifePodcast #RedEyeAndErraticAsthmatic

All you dreamboats out there have probably heard many phrases throughout your lifetime. The English language has evolved over time to include many terms, some having lasted through the decades, some that haven't been heard of in years. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic take a guess at the meaning and time period of particular sayings.

Join us in our discussion! How many of these phrases have you heard of before? Were you able to guess which era they are from? Let us know any slang you still use today!

#Podcast #Slang #Vocabulary #Decades #Time #Wheel #Guess #23Skidoo #MadeintheShade