In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss America's aging Infrastructure. That's right, our bridges and schools are crumbling around us while Donald Trump tweets about the perils of having Mexicans and Muslims in our country.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the American Dream. Is it still alive? We also have an important discussion about dick pics, deadly camels, review Requiem for the American Dream, and debate about bald eagles and pink eye.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Orson Welles. We watch a little Orson Welles and as usual, we choke like Orson Welles’s career. Ashtray brings a little DOOM to the conversation, and we get into a high-brow discussion about pubes.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Game Shows. We delve into where they came from and try to find the craziest of the bunch. We also watch Mr. Holmes, starring Ian McKellen, and finally, we hook electrodes to our testicles and play a game of truth or dare.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Plumbing. It might not sound like the most exciting topic, but we excavated some interesting history and terrible toilet stories to share. We also dig up some Dirty Flowers and call Moby Dick a pussy to his face.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Haunted Places, we vex over what to do with Chyna's brain, and as usual, we have a debate about dolphins, garlic sauce, and Conor McGregor.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Sex Scandals, we look at Mad Max's Saab, and as usual, Teddy interrupts us at awkward moments.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Computer Science. That’s right, we talk about classic ones, bitch about Windows, and share some speculations about where computing is going to be in the future. We also take a look at The Imitation Game, a movie about the father of computing, Alan Turing. Finally, we punch a sloth in the face.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Astrology. You'll have to be the judge if our horoscopes are accurate or not. We also give you our review of Spotlight and its pervy priests. Finally, we get into a deep debate about whether dreadlocks are clean or not.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dish out Boner Biscuits for only the best of boners. Make sure you bring your boner pants.