In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Prohibition. Who thought that was a good idea again? We review Gangs of New York, and finally, we spank a greased pig.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mafioso, we review a food orgy and as usual, we plummet even further into excellence and obscurity.

This week on the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mercenaries. Dirty deeds done dirt and diamond cheap – That kind of thing. We also take a look at the fantasy classic, Legend, starring Tom Cruise, and finally, we kill the neighbor’s dog with a throwing star.

This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Gold. How did gold end up being so valuable in the first place? How much gold really exists in the world? We answer those questions and more. We also take a look at the classic film, Blazing Saddles, and finally, we break out the Ouija Board and possess Teddy.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Fraud. We sacrifice a bag of sour patch kids to the diabetes gods and as usual, we berate a polish immigrant in broken Cyrillic.

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Political Satire. We also give our review for Green Room, starring Sir Patrick Stewart, and finally, we spank 10 monkeys.

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about our beloved pets. Where did dogs come from? Why do our cats hate us? What are the weirdest pets that people own? We answer those questions and review Deadpool. Oh yeah, Ashtray gives us some tips to stay boozy at work.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that were hard as fuck to kill. We watch a dude that’s hard as fuck to kill. And as usual, we annoy your parents, grossly under achieve our potential and become increasingly distant out of boredom, ‘cause the RED EYE REPORT is hard as fuck to kill.