In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Heaven and Hell. Are you going to hell? Is your baby mongoose going to hell? We also review Dogma, a movie about Heaven and Hell. Finally, we talk about a heavy metal beer delivery system and try to get to the bottom of Ashtray's fear of internet responsibility.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Dicks, of the private variety. We watch a movie about the world’s only Rock and Roll Private Dick and as usual, we masturbate with unique, but painful kitchen appliances.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Professional Wrestling. Grown men in tights pretending to be in fights. Cocaine. Enlarged clitorises. In the spirit of wrestling we review “The Resurrection of Jake the Snake,” and finally, we set specific terms for milking sheep. Watch those terms ma

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we go Under the Sea, talk about all of the scary shit that lives down there, watch James Cameron's classic, The Abyss, and finally tell you where you can find the best HD VHS tapes on Ebay.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Road Trips. Yep. That's it. Oh yeah, Ashtray reminds us how creepy he is.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss our favorite movies. We take a long hard look at Jack Nicholson dabbling in insanity and as usual, we measure cocks to see which one of us has to pick up the check. Teddy wins most of the time.

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Food. Where did bread come from? What's the grossest food out there? We answer those questions and more. We also review Arrival, and finally, we spread the gospel of anarchist potholes.

This week on the Red Eye Report we’re going to bring you some Fake News. We also review The Magnificent Seven. Finally, Ashtray gives tips on stealing your neighbor's wifi.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some Performance Art. What is performance art again? We give you our take on Adam Sandler's 2015 masterpiece, Pixels, and finally we get you the hookup on that drive thru weed.