This week on the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mercenaries. Dirty deeds done dirt and diamond cheap – That kind of thing. We also take a look at the fantasy classic, Legend, starring Tom Cruise, and finally, we kill the neighbor’s dog with a throwing star.

This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Gold. How did gold end up being so valuable in the first place? How much gold really exists in the world? We answer those questions and more. We also take a look at the classic film, Blazing Saddles, and finally, we break out the Ouija Board and possess Teddy.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Fraud. We sacrifice a bag of sour patch kids to the diabetes gods and as usual, we berate a polish immigrant in broken Cyrillic.

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Political Satire. We also give our review for Green Room, starring Sir Patrick Stewart, and finally, we spank 10 monkeys.

On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about our beloved pets. Where did dogs come from? Why do our cats hate us? What are the weirdest pets that people own? We answer those questions and review Deadpool. Oh yeah, Ashtray gives us some tips to stay boozy at work.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that were hard as fuck to kill. We watch a dude that’s hard as fuck to kill. And as usual, we annoy your parents, grossly under achieve our potential and become increasingly distant out of boredom, ‘cause the RED EYE REPORT is hard as fuck to kill.

In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss Protests. The Dakota Access Pipeline protests are all the rage these days. Do the protesters actually have a chance to win this fight? We’ll discuss that, look at other big protests from the past, give our review for Captain America Civil War, and finally, boast about our biggest gaming achievements. I’m calling bullshit. Lol

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep underground into bunkers. How big is the biggest bunker? We’ll find out. Keeping with the bunker theme, we review 10 Cloverfield Lane. We talk about our Battlefield One experience, and finally, we throw corn cobs at small children.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hacking Humanity. Believe it or not, the world of Deus Ex might not be that far off in the future, and the people pushing the limits might not be who you'd expect. We also take a look at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And finally, we try to wipe the thought of Ashtray wearing a speedo out of our brains.