It's conspiracy time, baby! Sammy simps (just, like, a little bit) for the Internet's funniest queen, Zev archi-lectures about architecture, and Jean just wants to brag about how their hair is green now. Also, the building firm responsible for a certain Barcelona church is holding Belle Delphine's cancerous hamster hostage. Someone please help it.

We decided to spice things up on this one and switch up the order! Jean brings back a movie classic, Sammy gives us that sweet Beatles lore, and Zev reminds us all of how excellent Caprese salads are. Oh, and Sammy creates the most solid conspiracy theory you'll ever hear on this show. 

This one takes a dive into, "Wow, we really deserve that Explicit rating, huh," territory. Sammy gives a classy music review, Zev gives us a classy food review, and Jean gives a classy board game review. Also, capitalism is finally going to end! No one tell the Amish!

Happy Tuesday everyone! Sammy directs a dramatic reenactment of a classic Internet moment, Zev manifests the spirit of a classical music man who took over-the-top to a new level, and Jean just wants to know why socks and sandals are a thing. Oh, and we get a little Jesus-y again. Sorry.

This might be our best one yet. Sammy retells the news, Zev tells the story of a certain bisexual rat, and Jean tells us about one of the best sports ever. Also, heads up: the secret underground network of Chads will be taking over all sports within this decade.

It's time for another incredible theory! Sammy gets heated about chicken, Zev gets heated about theatre, and Jean gets heated about childhood nostalgia. Also, we are all Barbie girls and it is a Barbie world. 

Keeping it just as spicy for episode 2! Sammy has a question for you, Zev gets a little superstitious, and Jean just wants to sleep outside on a certain Wednesday or Friday. Also, everything you know about history is wrong.

We're coming to you hot with this first episode. Come see why Sammy can't stop raving about feet, why Zev feels so passionately about Arab-occupied Spain, and why Jean hates 1930s salads. Oh, and we resurrect an old god to stop classism. 

Welcome to Red String: A Conspiracy Podcast. Here's a snippet of the nonsense we get up to every Tuesday.