Red Table Teets

On the cusp of our big kids learning how to drive and getting their Learner licences we look back on when we were young drivers and share a few crack up stories from when we first got behind the wheel. As well as the laughs, we share a couple of heavy stories including the the Gordy spun out and accidentally rang his Mother in law in a panic instead of his partner and the not so great time George lost his licence due to drink driving. Buckle up fam, it's gonna be a ride!

Although our logo takes from the Lion Red emblem - when it comes to drinking? We can't drink for shite! Listen in as we share a few dumb drinking stories from years gone by, aswell as give a few tips around handling your liquor. We also reminisce somewhat about both of our Wedding days and Gordy teaches us a little bit about "KAI FA'O" lmao

This week we reflect on the month of August and the entanglements that came with it! We discuss the progress of the podcast, having to go back into temporary lockdown in NZ, celebrating our daughters birthdays, early memories of working at the Warehouse together (including a few mishaps involving a robust store manager named Lunchbox lmao) and Gordy's recent experience of having a vasectomy. BTW - This weeks episode is brought to you by Messenger video calling because ZOOM SUCKS LOL!

Believe it or not, but the guys used to be really fit and healthy! George and Gordy return to discuss health and fitness and how, although, it's perceived that having abs is sexy - having a Dad bod can be sexy too! Also in this session we touch on the nationwide lock down that happened in New Zealand, earlier in 2020, and the effects it had on us both mentally and physically.

The shit talk continues as George and Gordy reminisce about dreams and aspirations they both had following High School and how it didn't quite work out as well as they'd planned lol. The guys also share advice for their own kids and tell stories about how they used to be really good mates with Israel Adesanya! (Honest, he used to be our friend lol)

THE TABLE IS SET! George and his best mate Gordy are here to talk about life, their experiences and things that all men, both young and old, will easily be able to relate to. Sharing stories, laughs and deep and meaningful chats each week, with the occasional special guest popping in, to help us all get by. It's the Red Table Teets... lesssssgooo!

On the debut episode of the Red Table Teets Podcast; George and Gordy sit down and share stories about how they met and became bloody good mates aswell as the importance of having good friends and being a good friend to those around you. From an unexpected encounter in Intermediate School all the way through to mortgages, marriages and having kids of their own, take a seat at the table and have a laugh with us at this hilarious tale of 2 friends and all of their short comings so far!