Reddit Guy

"Trolley boy coming dangerously close to killing two girls" by u/SmoothyDoobyDoo: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qbcx93/trolley_boy_coming_dangerously_close_to_killing/

"Showing up early before your order is ready" by u/Jaybird199300000: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qb4w31/showing_up_early_before_your_order_is_ready/

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" by u/Iwilllieawake: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qb7ewl/ill_gladly_pay_you_tuesday_for_a_hamburger_today/

"Lady tries to steal over $300 worth of stuff" by u/21sthoma: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qapqy0/lady_tries_to_steal_over_300_worth_of_stuff/

"Why do you have your card information in an app, pulled up on your phone, and expecting a cashier to just enter it into the computer...?" by u/JessicaLivi: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qatkmq/why_do_you_have_your_card_information_in_an_app/

"Pumpkin Head, Pumpkin Head, Please Go Away! Or, I've had enough spooks in this one encounter for the entire year" by u/tendigitnumber: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qasasb/pumpkin_head_pumpkin_head_please_go_away_or_ive/

"Granny Hulk and the Hidden Valley Vitamins" by u/Astaraelsecho: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qahk9b/granny_hulk_and_the_hidden_valley_vitamins/

"Trolley boy coming dangerously close to killing two girls" by u/SmoothyDoobyDoo: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qbcx93/trolley_boy_coming_dangerously_close_to_killing/

"Showing up early before your order is ready" by u/Jaybird199300000: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qb4w31/showing_up_early_before_your_order_is_ready/

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" by u/Iwilllieawake: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qb7ewl/ill_gladly_pay_you_tuesday_for_a_hamburger_today/

"Lady tries to steal over $300 worth of stuff" by u/21sthoma: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qapqy0/lady_tries_to_steal_over_300_worth_of_stuff/

"Why do you have your card information in an app, pulled up on your phone, and expecting a cashier to just enter it into the computer...?" by u/JessicaLivi: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qatkmq/why_do_you_have_your_card_information_in_an_app/

"Pumpkin Head, Pumpkin Head, Please Go Away! Or, I've had enough spooks in this one encounter for the entire year" by u/tendigitnumber: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qasasb/pumpkin_head_pumpkin_head_please_go_away_or_ive/

"Granny Hulk and the Hidden Valley Vitamins" by u/Astaraelsecho: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qahk9b/granny_hulk_and_the_hidden_valley_vitamins/

"CB asked me to pay her to do her hair for pageant." by u/Accomplished-Sign265: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/qcbt13/cb_asked_me_to_pay_her_to_do_her_hair_for_pageant/

"CB demends free Food after eating his first meal" by u/cptcookie45: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/qbjhni/cb_demends_free_food_after_eating_his_first_meal/

"If you’re willing to give me that for free then why not give me double?" by u/amicoolyet111: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/qa1ehm/if_youre_willing_to_give_me_that_for_free_then/

"Choosing dating beggar, just after a driver" by u/SKYLINEBOY2002UK: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/qa2ylp/choosing_dating_beggar_just_after_a_driver/

"A choosing beggar ambushes a professional translator and wishes her to die of covid because her price is not negotiable..." by u/LiminaNinja: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q7ohbu/a_choosing_beggar_ambushes_a_professional/

"basically he mocked the girl's excellent work, and even asked to sell cheaper. Hope you understand, I had to translate everything for you" by u/MarcusTV__: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q7opjr/basically_he_mocked_the_girls_excellent_work_and/

"I’m not hungry!" by u/alice_003: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q7gmwy/im_not_hungry/

"I'm homeless, I don't want your food, I want money!" by u/Roach097: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q7lm94/im_homeless_i_dont_want_your_food_i_want_money/

"F**ck FB marketplace" by u/dhudd32: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q6es1r/fck_fb_marketplace/

"Manager wouldn’t let me leave to catch the shuttle early." by u/voxinanis: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdcfuf/manager_wouldnt_let_me_leave_to_catch_the_shuttle/

"The Revenge of the Marconi Opperators" by u/pottedplant2002: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdh4kd/the_revenge_of_the_marconi_opperators/

"Denied a raise and moved to over night position and told "don't care how you do your job, just do it" Okay, I will" by u/Jewpracabra: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qd13lq/denied_a_raise_and_moved_to_over_night_position/

"You want to apply non-existent contract penalties AND want support?" by u/fgzklunk: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdk54m/you_want_to_apply_nonexistent_contract_penalties/

"Don't adjust any settings? If you say so." by u/-Take-It-Easy-: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qd2qgh/dont_adjust_any_settings_if_you_say_so/

"I am not eligible to use the hired cars? Ok!" by u/AndFyUoCuKAgain: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdlbz0/i_am_not_eligible_to_use_the_hired_cars_ok/

"No dessert? But a drink is ok? Right you are then!" by u/FletcherMarkan: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qcxtgy/no_dessert_but_a_drink_is_ok_right_you_are_then/

"Don't clock out late? No problem." by u/moby__dick: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qcei8z/dont_clock_out_late_no_problem/

"Millimeters Matters." by u/pauloag1961: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qdgnr3/millimeters_matters/

""Think you need to label these cables."" by u/ASillyFace01: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qdbjno/think_you_need_to_label_these_cables/

"Just Make It Work Already - A Tale Of Woe And Stupidity" by u/SQLStoleMyDog: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qdizvk/just_make_it_work_already_a_tale_of_woe_and/

"Try Reading, I'm Begging You" by u/froot_loop_dingus: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qcvv8d/try_reading_im_begging_you/

"No I'm not going to make changes AFTER the Factory acceptance test was already done" by u/JustKeepItQiet: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qcxt7u/no_im_not_going_to_make_changes_after_the_factory/

"So it isn't one of our systems, and you need to know if it can run not our software?" by u/Euks: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qd5ybd/so_it_isnt_one_of_our_systems_and_you_need_to/

"No I won't use that computer fix this one" by u/Bomblord1: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qd447e/no_i_wont_use_that_computer_fix_this_one/

"Cursed Space Bar" by u/pensaa: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qd6sf0/cursed_space_bar/

"It's the little things..." by u/yuurinara: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qd26i8/its_the_little_things/

"Lady waiting over a YEAR for TV box installation. I get the case." by u/ASillyFace01: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qc78u3/lady_waiting_over_a_year_for_tv_box_installation/

"Encyclopædia Moronica: R is for Receipts Are Broughten" by u/Gambatte: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qcfoi2/encyclopædia_moronica_r_is_for_receipts_are/

"I Pushed the Button Again" by u/Belisarius-1262: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qcgwfw/i_pushed_the_button_again/

"Love the five minute fixes that aren't our fault" by u/saint_of_thieves: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qccxe3/love_the_five_minute_fixes_that_arent_our_fault/

""I have enough money! I could buy three cars just like yours"" by u/Pr2nnu: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qdg9uq/i_have_enough_money_i_could_buy_three_cars_just/

"customer(s) is furious that they cannot use OUR restroom…" by u/squeemishyoungfella: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qd4i00/customers_is_furious_that_they_cannot_use_our/

"Customer Berates Me Because I Asked If She Wanted A Bag..." by u/MidnightBallad: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qciwxf/customer_berates_me_because_i_asked_if_she_wanted/

"Customer wanted a 6-inch length of hose, so I got him one" by u/_otterinabox: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qcd9cm/customer_wanted_a_6inch_length_of_hose_so_i_got/

"‘Your 16” saw chains are the wrong size’" by u/olerndurt: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qc02jy/your_16_saw_chains_are_the_wrong_size/

"Customers who want things that don’t exist (or, a guy refuses to listen when I tell him what he’s actually looking for)" by u/indecisivepansexual: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qcdju4/customers_who_want_things_that_dont_exist_or_a/

""I'd like to order 7 dozen donuts for tomorrow"" by u/MisSpooks: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qbch64/id_like_to_order_7_dozen_donuts_for_tomorrow/

"Bride keeps changing plus one rules, gets upset when people don't like that" by u/RamenNoodles620: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdfo8b/bride_keeps_changing_plus_one_rules_gets_upset/

"Entitled lady tries to steal my dog!" by u/EDBAJS: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdgb9i/entitled_lady_tries_to_steal_my_dog/

"Office Leech wants good hand cream" by u/TanukiMara: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qd661d/office_leech_wants_good_hand_cream/

"Stealing a homeless persons dog!" by u/TemporaryBarracuda8: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdkban/stealing_a_homeless_persons_dog/

"The fact that you declared yourself "woke" doesnt mean your entitled to stuff about my private life." by u/german_big_guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdlsa0/the_fact_that_you_declared_yourself_woke_doesnt/

"EM Still Wants control over me." by u/Fine-Yesterday-8936: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdkjel/em_still_wants_control_over_me/

"Entitled relatives demand we pay for their wedding outfits or they will not attend my wedding" by u/RamenNoodles620: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qcus1m/entitled_relatives_demand_we_pay_for_their/

"Playing animal crossing and ignoring this person is the worst thing to happen to her" by u/Grace-Kamikaze: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qczwo0/playing_animal_crossing_and_ignoring_this_person/

"Nice lady at the bookstore" by u/authoroutput: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q73paw/nice_lady_at_the_bookstore/

"Karen get's sent to the hospital" by u/Huggiebear21: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q6qdju/karen_gets_sent_to_the_hospital/

"Chad thought I work here too" by u/brainstormedxo: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q6tdpy/chad_thought_i_work_here_too/

"Valet for a day... or more like five minutes" by u/jake-baked-a-cake: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q6h7mn/valet_for_a_day_or_more_like_five_minutes/

"Sir, I have no control over the robot" by u/aceishereforart: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q663m0/sir_i_have_no_control_over_the_robot/

"A wild Karen gets thrown out and banned from a hardware store and I get a free sausage.." by u/anto9900: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q5np5x/a_wild_karen_gets_thrown_out_and_banned_from_a/

"15 y.o vs Karen's Husband" by u/Viper_Commander: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q5mddb/15_yo_vs_karens_husband/

"You’re wearing scrubs, so you’re a nurse!" by u/rosexknight: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q3zhk3/youre_wearing_scrubs_so_youre_a_nurse/

"I'm never wearing a blue shirt again." by u/jaxfillton: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q429e3/im_never_wearing_a_blue_shirt_again/

"Bright yellow shirt at Swedish furniture store" by u/HappyDutchMan: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q3wwm1/bright_yellow_shirt_at_swedish_furniture_store/

"Christmas Shopping Karen" by u/stupidmemesbigdreams: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q3lb8o/christmas_shopping_karen/

"You're not allowed to approve rental cars!" by u/PipsqueakPilot: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q62f30/youre_not_allowed_to_approve_rental_cars/

"Manager complained that I wasn't tracking enough of my time" by u/simoriah: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q5y5as/manager_complained_that_i_wasnt_tracking_enough/

"Middle aged woman wouldn't sit *before* the yellow line? Okay." by u/TheDevilAndMrJones: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q5qrei/middle_aged_woman_wouldnt_sit_before_the_yellow/

"The Contract Says What It Says" by u/WanderingConfusion: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q5yip2/the_contract_says_what_it_says/

"I pranked my ex-classmates with my haircut" by u/ClockworkNitroGirl: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q7fo9d/i_pranked_my_exclassmates_with_my_haircut/

"Stick to the scheduling? You got it!" by u/PaperRadiator: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q5ve6w/stick_to_the_scheduling_you_got_it/