Reddit Guy

"Have to stack firewood before I can go see my friends? You got it." by u/Quitthesht: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1fizl/have_to_stack_firewood_before_i_can_go_see_my/

"Dont want me to wear the company’s provided vest? Okay bet" by u/treeblindeddragon: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q15vjv/dont_want_me_to_wear_the_companys_provided_vest/

"You want me to 'stay in my lane?' OK!" by u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q19b5g/you_want_me_to_stay_in_my_lane_ok/

"Quit Overstepping? If you insist..." by u/smohk1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1ggsu/quit_overstepping_if_you_insist/

"Dress professionally? Okay, I will" by u/Satanicbuttmechanic: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q17meo/dress_professionally_okay_i_will/

"You must wear a Class III vest with sleeves. Understood." by u/Brittanicus1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1ipcm/you_must_wear_a_class_iii_vest_with_sleeves/

"You know how much work I have and dont think I need more manpower, we will do what I can." by u/hellcat47: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1cpi7/you_know_how_much_work_i_have_and_dont_think_i/

"Sure, I'll dress professionally" by u/DumpsterPhoenix93: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q19jm5/sure_ill_dress_professionally/

"A friend gave me my malicious compliance" by u/wildassedguess: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q130u9/a_friend_gave_me_my_malicious_compliance/

"Here are all your monthly status letters." by u/wolfbayte: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/pzzehh/here_are_all_your_monthly_status_letters/

"Just Following Orders Petty Officer" by u/RevisedGibbon: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/pzzd46/just_following_orders_petty_officer/

"Rude customes don't deserve free stuff" by u/naddss: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1xpce/rude_customes_dont_deserve_free_stuff/

"Petty Army Story" by u/FortyDutch: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q239n7/petty_army_story/

"Try to hustle me for money? Well sue me" by u/DancinginHyrule: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1zcfb/try_to_hustle_me_for_money_well_sue_me/

"A friend gets well deserved petty revenge on me - with butter." by u/wildassedguess: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q16vh9/a_friend_gets_well_deserved_petty_revenge_on_me/

"Guy who collects cans gets canned." by u/many-many-books: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1iuc9/guy_who_collects_cans_gets_canned/

"A tale of job loss and burned bridges" by u/NorCalNerdEmptyNest: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1ac6e/a_tale_of_job_loss_and_burned_bridges/

"Someone got petty revenge on me, but it didn't work out like they planned" by u/Perenially_behind: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1khu9/someone_got_petty_revenge_on_me_but_it_didnt_work/

"Ratting my prededer ex out to his mother, oh and hes already facing a rape church by another ex" by u/crazy_gamer907: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q24rjz/ratting_my_prededer_ex_out_to_his_mother_oh_and/

"A landslide of negative experiences on OfferUp leads to me bringing someone down with me" by u/awayLAnotthecity: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q0rla2/a_landslide_of_negative_experiences_on_offerup/

"Annoying customer complaining about getting less fluid then he paid for, even though he got more and ended up getting less" by u/VerySlyKindaFox: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q06m7m/annoying_customer_complaining_about_getting_less/

"Moron in a costco parking lot holds up traffic, so I don't leave" by u/BeaverPup: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q087od/moron_in_a_costco_parking_lot_holds_up_traffic_so/

"TIFU by giving an homeless girl my room at an hotel" by u/billyd94: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q18xqv/tifu_by_giving_an_homeless_girl_my_room_at_an/

"TIFU by telling my puppy I love her while in bed with my boyfriend" by u/OldWhatzHerFace: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q1i88f/tifu_by_telling_my_puppy_i_love_her_while_in_bed/

"TIFU with a Freudian slip" by u/LeviosaPhoenix: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q1lm5k/tifu_with_a_freudian_slip/

"TIFU: Sending a NSFW pic to a female friend on accident" by u/johnjsmith44: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q21ocq/tifu_sending_a_nsfw_pic_to_a_female_friend_on/

"TIFU by drinking hundreds of ants all summer long." by u/Onsyde: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q183aa/tifu_by_drinking_hundreds_of_ants_all_summer_long/

"TIFU by accidentally grabbing my friends ass." by u/N7_Izanagi: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q1bm46/tifu_by_accidentally_grabbing_my_friends_ass/

"TIFU by having sex with a baby monitor on while my parents had guests over" by u/completevast88: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q22huv/tifu_by_having_sex_with_a_baby_monitor_on_while/

"TIFU by paying someone elses petrol for them" by u/Doomaga: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q1yllm/tifu_by_paying_someone_elses_petrol_for_them/

"I'm not allowed to bring my snake to your pumpkin farm? Thanks, now my child is crying." by u/grinning0colossus: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q25jmk/im_not_allowed_to_bring_my_snake_to_your_pumpkin/

"“And a soda too”" by u/u_mad_br0h: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q23fx0/and_a_soda_too/

"I don't understand why would i lower my price because you have to come from a long distance." by u/Unhappy_Pie98: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/pyhumz/i_dont_understand_why_would_i_lower_my_price/

"Homeless man demands a made-to-order sandwich" by u/ManicPixieDreamEnby: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/py17iw/homeless_man_demands_a_madetoorder_sandwich/

"Of course it was craigslist." by u/TheHypnotoad87: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/pw8ful/of_course_it_was_craigslist/

"Since it was requested, the truck story..." by u/TheHypnotoad87: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/pw8zx2/since_it_was_requested_the_truck_story/

"[META] Looking for a post where the beg-ee, who is selling a weed whacker or similar, pretends the beggar (who is trying to demand he drastically lower the price and deliver it to him) is, in the end, just a great bargainer, and then ghosts on him causing the beggar to melt down. It's my fave." by u/jeffreydonger: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/punnoi/meta_looking_for_a_post_where_the_begee_who_is/

"Take you to court? Why I didn't know you felt that way!" by u/CanIpleasebeacat: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1tgmj/take_you_to_court_why_i_didnt_know_you_felt_that/

"You are going to call the police on me for doing my job, ok carry on." by u/bertiebastard: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1vo9z/you_are_going_to_call_the_police_on_me_for_doing/

"Only one bite? No problem." by u/MCblumperz: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q22cu6/only_one_bite_no_problem/

"You like your brownies less done? No problem!" by u/AwkLemon: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1xrp1/you_like_your_brownies_less_done_no_problem/

"Overtime time with a twist" by u/dafox1985: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1v4ql/overtime_time_with_a_twist/

"The time "read your contract" backfired regarding holiday pay" by u/NewBromance: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1cctp/the_time_read_your_contract_backfired_regarding/

"You don't want me to dig up your F'ing driveway, no problem." by u/bertiebastard: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1h7ab/you_dont_want_me_to_dig_up_your_fing_driveway_no/

"I have to tell people their results are delayed, through no fault of our own, but not tell them whose fault it is? Ok, *I* won't tell them." by u/xRaistlin: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q24q7k/i_have_to_tell_people_their_results_are_delayed/

"A joke, an unintended insult, and the story of how I (kind of) got some lady out of Six Flags" by u/Ancient_Educator_76: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ogml8z/a_joke_an_unintended_insult_and_the_story_of_how/

"Everyone believed me based on very flimsy evidence...but it is true" by u/chickenman7: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oenfus/everyone_believed_me_based_on_very_flimsy/

"Far above and beyond the call of duty." by u/Waifer2016: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oc72r2/far_above_and_beyond_the_call_of_duty/

"Ma'am, I'm the only manager here tonight" by u/medievalgrunge: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/obimqv/maam_im_the_only_manager_here_tonight/

"I don’t work _for you_, but I’m going to be working _with your colleagues_" by u/MattInSoCal: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/obeb4h/i_dont_work_for_you_but_im_going_to_be_working/

"Irony not lost on me" by u/YkartSmith: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/obc7qa/irony_not_lost_on_me/

"No, I’m an attorney…" by u/runnyoutofthyme: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ob8gks/no_im_an_attorney/

"Yes, I run this project!" by u/shyblueflower: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ob2e23/yes_i_run_this_project/

"Not the idiot here." by u/YkartSmith: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oagdgc/not_the_idiot_here/

"bully gropes girl, gets his ass handed to him and entitled parents try to expel the girl" by u/Worried-Shift4961: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1zu34/bully_gropes_girl_gets_his_ass_handed_to_him_and/

"My (19M) mom (40sF) is a psycho" by u/Chonk-Lover: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1uqke/my_19m_mom_40sf_is_a_psycho/

"Entitled mother wants ME to apologise and go home because she doesn't want to wash the dishes and clothes, father flys back and releases hell on her." by u/Unidentified_OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1vds2/entitled_mother_wants_me_to_apologise_and_go_home/

""When my kids turn 15, they will be your responsibilities."" by u/catsmom585: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1iwfi/when_my_kids_turn_15_they_will_be_your/

""You are an adult, you should not have any toys anymore anyway."" by u/Amansitting: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1uwl8/you_are_an_adult_you_should_not_have_any_toys/

"My sister hid her lied about her sons sickness to me." by u/Imroo12: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1dnuz/my_sister_hid_her_lied_about_her_sons_sickness_to/

""THAT'S MY SWORD, NOT YOUR'S"" by u/Not_Elliot45: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q20g8a/thats_my_sword_not_yours/

"em tries to blame me for her kid's behaviour" by u/No-Clue-1327: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1u1dx/em_tries_to_blame_me_for_her_kids_behaviour/

"Entitled mom says she owns the store" by u/Lazyathlete12: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1dx26/entitled_mom_says_she_owns_the_store/

"Father continues to refuse to acknowledge my disability (Autism)." by u/Chattterboxx23: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1yw7r/father_continues_to_refuse_to_acknowledge_my/

"Entitled Grandmother" by u/themothgang: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q211dn/entitled_grandmother/

"My mom keeps wishing for me and my siblings to die." by u/ThreadOfDestiny: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q25loi/my_mom_keeps_wishing_for_me_and_my_siblings_to_die/

"EM lies to my family because I won’t call her" by u/StrayhorntheThird: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1ined/em_lies_to_my_family_because_i_wont_call_her/