The AHNULD EPISOWDE!!! The bastards re-enact "Brokeback Mountain" with Ahnuld as Jack Twist and pay homage to "Total Recall" by tearing apart "Total Recall," then list movies that would've been better with Ahnuld in them.

Adult film star Joclyn Stone joins the bastards in berating actresses who fake their nude scenes. (first few missing minutes: Larry Wachowski's new vagina, people who expect apologies for jokes, Jeff's militia).

Yassir Lester joins the bastards discussing Batman, Hollywood women, and conspiracy theories.

Jerry Rocha joins the bastards in praising the top 5 best sequels of all time.

The bastards review "Savages" and discuss vampires, gay moments, and reboots.

Daryl Wright joins the bastards in celebrating favorite Americana movie moments. Reviews: Magic Mike, Prometheus.

Rick Shapiro and the bastards rip on stoner humor and discuss the end of the world. Reviews: "Ted" and "Seeking a Friend For the End of the World."

The bastards rip apart a recent theory on Tarantino movies and discuss "That's My Boy" and "Moonrise Kingdom."