The AHNULD EPISOWDE!!! The bastards re-enact "Brokeback Mountain" with Ahnuld as Jack Twist and pay homage to "Total Recall" by tearing apart "Total Recall," then list movies that would've been better with Ahnuld in them.
Adult film star Joclyn Stone joins the bastards in berating actresses who fake their nude scenes. (first few missing minutes: Larry Wachowski's new vagina, people who expect apologies for jokes, Jeff's militia).
The bastards rip apart a recent theory on Tarantino movies and discuss "That's My Boy" and "Moonrise Kingdom."
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Abandoned by man. Raised by movies. For late reviews, pointless film nerd debates, and lots of shit-talking on people who've accomplished more than us, you can rely on the Reel Bastards. All our…
brains have space for are worthless facts on random flicks (Fred Dekker directed "Robocop 3" and needs to be shot in the face). We may not make a dent, but we're here to throw mad rocks at the Hollywood machine. Tune us in. Get in the shit.