Xcelsior dear listeners! It's here at last; the final story in a storied saga of those uncanny, all-new, all-different, giant-sized X-Men...

Still uncanny and now in the 1980s, the neXt class of X-Men must contend with a threat old as time itself.

This time the X-Men must face their Dooms--...must face their Ragna--...must face their Armageddon...

It's a dark time for our Men most Xtra. Heroes have fallen, Mutants are hunted, everything is on the brink...

...actually this sounds normal for the X-Men, just this time there's robots...

Xpectations are high as the Specht Brothers march merrily back to the Marvel Universe to see the origins of our xceptional X-Men.

Revenge is a dish best served after thoroughly stirring in the microwave...

Out there is a woman known as "The Bride" and she's on a mission of vengeance. She's out to Kill William...

This week the Specht Brothers are caught up in time-travel shenanigans as Bruce Willis is locked in a battle with Bruce Willis for the fate of Bruce Willis.

One is Martin Riggs, the other is Roger Murtaugh, together experts in action movie law.

One is in Braveheart, the other is in Predator 2, and we're all getting too old for this sh*t, how about you?

One is Mel Gibson, the other is Danny Glover, and as partners they really love one another.