Reels ov Steel

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em up your arse!

This week, Matt & Tom greet the gnarly Nazgulian collective SON OF BOAR for a trip through middle earth, as we check out The Two Towers!

Hold on to your potatoes, as we learn:

+ a whole lot of Liv Tyler chat, eel-breeding advice, and tons more very precious metal nonsense!

Alright hotshots, let's hear you play the intro to 'Hairy Cherry"! Yep. we've finally reached the pinnacle of straight-to-video heavy metal cinema, as Matt & Tom check out Angel Martin, Traci Lords, the mighty Michael Angelo Batio, pizza-peepholes, and a never-ending pile of washing up in 1989's Shock 'em Dead!

Listen and discover:

...and the usual round of shitty impressions, amazing album recommendations and midlife crises fashion choices for your wardrobe!

This week, Matt & Tom don the horns of power, and pit their wits against a mile-long wiggly FIREVURMMM. Yep, it's time to join sweaty Banderas and the boys for Joh McTiernan's 1999 viking banger: The 13th Warrior! 
Listen now and learn: 
 - Why supervillains can't defrag hard drives!
 - Why Big Stuffing is hell-bent on killing chestnut farmers everywhere! 
 - How to successfully hunt, kill and wear Winnie the Pooh!
 - What to do if you're fingered too hard!

plus the usual album recommendations, lusty laughter and assorted viking nonsense! 

Borag Thung earthlets, and welcome back to the heaviest metal movies podcast in the world! This week Matt & Tom meet up with Hull's ultra-heavy heroes MASTIFF, for a journey into the far-flung future of 2000AD, for a look at the excellent 2012 future cop flick: Dredd!

Listen and discover:

- Who will win the Bruce Forsyth Commemorative Chin Oscar this year?

- How many kids one skate park can unalive per year!

- Where you sit on the sandwich deviancy scale!

Plus excellent extreme metal recommendations, wandering chat about Tom's favourite chopper, sandwich artist CV tips, and loads more heavy metal nonsense!

Welcome back to a very special 'tired and emotional', episode, where your hosts get drunk and discuss the virtues of evil priests in Álex de la Iglesia's 1995 Spanish comedy horror - The Day of the Beast!

Listen and discover:

All this PLUS stop-motion goat-men, Ozzy reccomendations and evil priest antics aplenty!

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

It's the Reels ov Steel Podcast, obvs! This week Matt & Tom are joined by the UK's top brutality merchants YERSIN to take a deep dive into the antediluvian land of Cimmeria.

Yep, we're finally doing CONAN.

Join John Milius, Oliver Stone, Arnie and a cast of thousands as we explore:

And a host of sword fighting tips, snake tower climbing advice, album reviews and much, much more!

Hello kiddies! This week Matt & Tom hit up the tomb of the unknown ghoul and check out 1995's bone-chilling bloodbath, staring Billy's Zane & Sadler: It's Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight!

Check out this week's ep to learn:

..plus yet more album reviews, terrible CCH Pounder/Meatloaf impressions, and heavy metal tomfoolery!

The power of...cress compels you?! This week Matt & Tom collide with alien doom overlords PURPLE KONG for a whole mess of satanic panic, pea-soup vomit, and evil garden herbs, in 1973's classic fright fest: The Exorcist!

Grab your Ouija board and get ready to discover:

...and the usual round of terrible jokes, bread-based tangents and awesome album recommendations!

What's more metal than stripping someone's skin off and having your wicked way with them? Doing it to an Armored Saint soundtrack of course!

This week, Matt & Tom join Pinhead and pals for a journey into terror starring Dax from Deep Space Nine: It's Hellraiser III!

Listen for vital info on:

...and the usual dose of Manowar references, sandwich recipes, and heavy metal gold!

It's our first official Keanu sighting this week, turning up opposite a mind-bendingly bonkers Crispin Glover in Tim Hunter's 1986 drabterpiece: River's Edge.

Join Matt & Tom for a journey into teenage killings, extensive sandwich-chat, and loads of SLAYER, as we discover:

...and a load more totally metal stuff!