Reels ov Steel

Reels ov Steel

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  • Reels ov Steel: Episode 3.6 - Starship Troopers (1997)

    Would you like to know more?

    We're back, in outer space, just turn around now, take that look right off your face, as Matt & Tom are joined by London-based stoner-thrash titans, ⁠WARPSTORMER⁠, to check out Pauly V's second-best futuristic nightmare scenario: it's ⁠Starship Troopers⁠ time!

    Listen for vital fleet updates on:

    • Which member of Anthrax is 'the mum'!
    • Whether Skyclad's violins come from outer space!
    • If the muppets are in fact total fascists!
    • ..plus top album recommendations and a federation corvette full of absolute metal nonsense!

      2 hr 50 min
    • Reels ov Steel: Episode 3.5 - Demons (1985)

      Don't you know it's the night of the demons?!?

      This week, we descend into the nightmarish depths of... the local cinema, to find out what happens when a pimple-popping session gets out of hand in Lamberto Bava's Shlock-Giallo splatterfest, Demons!

      Listen as we discover:

      • Whether pimps routinely buy ice creams for their girls!
      • How to torture your blind father for fun!
      • Whether you should study the classics... or the blade!
      • ...Plus a whole bunch of 1985 classic albums, chats about terrible dates we've been on, and tons of assorted nonsense!


        1 hr 57 min
      • Reels ov Steel: Episode 3.4: Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me (1992)

        This week Matt & Tom are joined by the phenomenal Olivia Nuclear Bomb to serve you the sweet fragrance of 1992's Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me... and you can bet we're gonna get real weird with it!

        Listen now and discover:

        • Which Grunge House Tom is being sorted into!
        • Whether the Laura Palmer time-management system (cocaine) is suitable for you!
        • How to source premium 'bin lingerie' at family-friendly prices!
        • ...plus a load of great album reviews, unreliable narratives, plastic wrapping fashion suggestions and general heavy metal nonsense!

          2 hr 31 min
        • Reels ov Steel: Episode 3.3 - Urban Legend (1998)

          ... and the podcast was coming from inside your house!!


          This week, Matt & Tom take on sewer-dwelling crocodiles, killer hairy hands, pop-rocks, exploding heads and more as we check out 1998's teen-slasher, Urban Legend!

          Join us as we discuss:

          • How many people died while watching "a question of sport"!
          • How the hell Jared Leto keeps getting paid!
          • Why live sex-chat is the only playlist choice for your house party!
          • Why it's Spongebob sheets for sex, A-Team for sleepy time!
          • ...and the usual round-up of awesome metal albums from '98, ridiculous anecdotes, and generally questionable opinions!


            2 hr 7 min
          • Reels ov Steel: Episode 3.2 - Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)

            It's happened again! This week Matt & Tom encounter professional bastard Freddy Krueger for the second time... in his fifth film (We don't claim to be consistent!). Check out the secrets of The Dream Child, and learn:

            • What to do when threatened by snakey sperm-people!
            • How to spot the murderous rage of Noel Edmonds!
            • Why a toe-up-the-nose is right out in the boudoir!
            • Whether to order the Denny's Blue-Plate Birth Canal Special!
            • Plus loads more thrashin', shouting, boozing and generally metal nonsense!


              1 hr 57 min
            • Reels ov Steel: Episode 3.1 - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

              Season 3 is here, and we're kicking off in style by heading straight to hell!

              Join Matt, Tom, Bill, Ted, Death, and a bunch of cavemen who are well into Morbid Angel as we check out 1991's time-and-space bending sequel, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey!

              Listen and learn:

              • The UK's best locations to transform into a swamp thing!
              • The top ten hobbies for violent Italian ghosts!
              • GWAR’s Mexican donkey show secrets!
              • ...and a Pam Grier-shaped suit full of time travel, neoprene boots and absolute metal nonsense!

                2 hr 20 min
              • Reels ov Steel: Episode 2.24 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

                Greetings, my most excellent friends! It's the end of season 2, we made it! And we're celebrating by going on a most triumphant journey through time, space, and the San Dimas mall. Yep, it's time for Matt & Tom to join Bill and Ted for their first excellent adventure!


                Listen and learn:

                - The million-dollar roast dinner "on a bat" restaurant concept!

                - The true meaning behind Tom's dream GO-GOs theme park adventures!

                - How to get 'dad smell' out of your sheets for good!

                And a whole lot more album recs, sandwich-based arguments and very metal nonsense.

                2 hr 35 min
              • Reels ov Steel: Episode 2.23 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

                It's time to get well and truly leathered! This week, all-around badass and creator of the amazing Orange Amp's spotlight, Joe Grey joins Matt & Tom for a journey into bones, blood, and chain-driven carnage as we take on the godfather of gorey grindhouse: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

                Listen and learn:

                • The shoe-shop secrets of the Deep purple diet!
                • The terrifying horror of the Anti-Womble!
                • How to make the ultimate mixtape for your next plane crash!
                • And a whole lot more excellent 1974 album recommendations, exotic grilled cheese recipes, and "boning room" decor advice!

                  2 hr 23 min
                • Reels ov Steel: Episode 2.22 - This is Spinal Tap (1984)

                  How much blacker could black metal be?

                  It's the big (bottom) one! This week, Matt & Tom are joined by a true metal legend - the mighty Tony "Demolition Man" Dolan, star of stage, screen, Venom, Atomkraft and so many more amazing bands, to check out the biggest heavy metal movie of all - 1984's This is Spinal Tap!

                  Walk the fine line between sexy and stupid, as we learn:

                  - Which member of Venom is a "total pervert"!

                  - Which sandwiches are going free on Venom's tour bus!

                  - Which of your hosts has the biggest mudflaps!


                  And the usual album recommendations, endless quotes from the movie, deep dives into Green Lung's inspiration, and a whole lot more!

                  2 hr 8 min
                • Reels ov Steel: Episode 2.21 - DUNE (1984)

                  Grab your nearest pug, pull on your stillsuit, and join us in the next ornithopter out of here - we're heading for Arrakis to check out David Lynch's 1984 dose of sandworm weirdness: DUNE!

                  Listen and learn:

                  • Why you shouldn't spend your entire redundancy package on a suit that recycles your piss!
                  • How to align yourself between House Otter and House 'pig-in-a-hat"!
                  • How much space-heroin you'll need to pass your GCSE maths exam!
                  • How many apricots before tagine becomes a pudding!
                  • ...plus a whole bunch of Scorpions chat, tales of Matt's giant worm encounter, album recommendations and Tom shouting for I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH!

                    2 hr 45 min

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