Reels ov Steel

An episode made, from a box of scraps IN A CAVE!

This week Matt & Tom take a trip back to the very begining of the MCU for our first out-n-out superhero flick - it's IRON MAN!

Strap on your repulsors and get ready to discover:

• Amon Amarth's data-driven decisions!
• Why "extreme lore dickheads" hate Dr. Who!
• The secret to becoming a 'professional wrong 'un'

Not to mention the usual out-of-date news, reviews and more metal nonsense than ever!

Let's skin this smoke wagon! It's time to grab that stetson, pull on those boots, shine up that rusty star and join Matt & Tom way out west, as we take on Kurt, Val, and a whole mess of cowboys for 1993's ultimate dad-flick: Tombstone!

Listen and learn:

- What the hell a skin canoe is!

- Why Overkill are the perfect post-trauma singalong band!

- If Lars von Tier would be a good choice to direct the next 'Legally Blonde' move!

and the usual metal claptrap, godawful western accents, album reviews, and a whole bunch of huckleberries at no extra charge!

Mother! tell your children not to watch this movie!

It had to happen! This week we take a peek at the cinematic offerings of one of the patron saints of the pod, and check out the mighty Danzig's ... not-so-mighty "Verotika'.

Listen and find out:

• The secret link between Jean Cocteau and the oompalumpas!
• Who got rubbed out by Big Banana?
• Why we hate it when your tits stare at us!
• Who has a penchant for buggery!

... and a whole lot of cracking metal recommendations, deep disappointment in Glenn, and loads more utter nonsense!

Ah, the children of the night... what a mess they make! This week Matt & Tom creep over the Carpathian mountains and indulge their Transylvanian Hunger for the gothiest, horniest, most sumptuous retelling of Big Bad Vlad's naughtiness imaginable - it's Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula!

Listen and learn:

• If we can call the film by its full title all the way through the pod!
• Which classic monsters we'd happily let our children date!
• Whether baboon farts are scientifically valuable!
• Why elephants can't bake sticky buns!

...and the usual claptrap, metal recomendations and attempts to recreate Gary Oldman's hairstyle!

Welcome back to Reels ov Steel - this week Matt & Tom cram themselves into the cockpit alongside the reigning king of death rock (and Rutger Hauer) as we take a wild ride over "one of the unholiest parts of the midwest" in Turbulance III: heavy Metal!

Listen as we figure out:

• Just how much web streaming really pays!
• If Hetfield is a qualified fighter pilot!
• Why bother to blow up the FAA?

Plus the usual rants, reviews, sandwich-based stories and Funko-pop abuse!

Strap on the most ludicrous pants you own, it's time to go deep undercover with villainous bikers, as Matt & Tom take on the mighty Brian Bosworth in stone-cold action classic...erm... Stone Cold!

Grenades through windows, vicars getting blasted in the chest, stunt perfomer girlfriends and studly Kimodo dragons - is there a more badass movie? Listen now and discover:

• The secrets of Lars Ulrich - Granny Shagger!
• The twisted hobbies of the Phonk-listening public!
• How Lance Henrikson avoids rusty nipples!

Plus a whole lot of excellent metal recommendations, frankly flabbergasting helicopter stunts, and fashion choices for the ages!

We're back! And unfortunately so is fucking Sandler and his silly voices. This week we try to cram everything terrible about the 90s into the vomit-inducing 90 minutes that is 2000's Little Nicky!

Listen and find out:

Plus a bunch of decidedly non-emo album recommendations, stories about terrible teenage behaviour, and the usual heavy metal ramblings!

Welcome back to a very special symphonic post-apocalyptic reindeer-grinding Christ-abusing extreme war pagan Fennoscandian metal episode, as Matt & Tom check out the misadventures of Impaled Rektum themselves in 2018's Heavy Trip!

Listen in and discover:

...plus a whole load of album reviews, cinematic car crashes, and lots more heavy metal nonsense!

A recently-buried band of zombies put on the show of their lives... and it's shit.

This week, join Matt & Tom for a badly-planned tour of Northern California AND Exploitation Cinema as we take on Krishna (or is it Kirshna?) Shah's 1985....erm...thing, "Hard Rock Zombies".

Listen now and discover:

And a load of top-notch album reccos, nazi-punching, cow-baiting, head-ripping nonsense!

"I didn't kill your cousin. Rufus the dog killed your cousin!"

It's a superspecial exclusive episode this week, as Matt & Tom get a sneak preview of Jason Krawczyk's brand new opus: ⁠Sunset Superman (or possibly "Don't Mess With Grandma"!). ⁠ Join us as we check out Michael Jai White throwing Billy Zen through a window, and explore:

Plus a whole lot of head punching, "Jazzy Jeff Exits", Album recommendations and the ueual assorted heavy metal mucking about!