Rejects Club

Get a preview into what its like listening to Rejects Club... embarrassing stories and bad advice.

Dani and Sam make a brilliant discovery about how to cure one's attraction to a man. Plus, this week the rejects review a fan's Hinge profile, and explain the importance of noting your Judaism on your Hinge. And do men shave their pubes? Should you move in with your significant other? Did you know Dani might very well be a complete fragment of your imagination? I guess we'll never know.

The rejects are back and worse than ever. Grab your pen and composition notebook because Dani and Sam have Unsolicited Advice like you've never seen it before. First, they're going to teach you a little science lesson on the real purpose of gravity, and then they're going to describe the Dos and Donts of dirty talk in the bedroom. Plus, Sam gets serious with listeners as she discusses the importance of knowing your worth in a relationship and not excusing manipulation. From there, Dani also gets serious with listeners as she gives a full proof method for manipulating someone into sex on a first date. Its all about growth in 2021. 

TW: 14:30-18:30: mental illness, depression; 24:30-27: rape, gun violence

Things get heated in this chaotic second part with Corey Yoskowitz and Alex Aronson from the All Days Off podcast. Dani and Sam get stuck in the middle of an argument between Corey and Alex about whether or not reading non-fiction makes you more attractive. Plus, Alex and Corey give their honest feedback on Dani and Sam's Hinge profiles, and listeners get the inside scoop on what each gender thinks of the other on dating apps, as these four individuals speak for everyone in society. Oh also, don't tell anyone, like its top secret, but Corey actually has eaten sushi before.

This week, Dani and Sam are joined by Corey Yoskowitz and Alex Aronson from the All Days Off podcast to grace listeners with advice from a guy's perspective. Why are they ghosting you? Where does the penis go in the pants? Would you rather be murdered in the summer or the winter? All questions we stay up wondering about at night. Also, you probably want your wife to be a hoe.

Being the good people that they are, Dani and Sam propose yet another charity project for the rejects of society: serial killers. They also give their unsolicited advice on how to make consent sexy because IT IS.  Plus, Sam fills listeners in on yet another failed Hinge experience and Dani recounts childhood memories of kicking counselors in the -.  Also, does cuddling turn you on? Hope to see you around.

This week Sam catches Dani up on the aftermath of her Hinge debut, and Dani remains in shock after her week in North Carolina. They answer some burning questions, including: Is No Nut November real? and How do I get a boyfriend when everyone's ugly? As usual, Dani and Sam gift listeners with their endless knowledge, as well as some lucky strangers on Yahoo! Answers. Plus, get after it this holiday season with only the best of what the industry has to offer: https://www.amazon.com/b?node=3777371.

So in other news... Sam got a Hinge and Dani does not approve of her profile. They swipe through guys and determine whether or not Sam should accept their likes or REJECT them. Plus, guys wrote in questions this week, and Dani and Sam give them some very honest advice. Also, make sure you lick a rabbit.

Let Ryan Reynolds live!! This week, Sam and Dani answer the internet's most burning questions and update listeners on their non-existent love lives. Also, don’t get your steak at a gas station... You should listen to this episode, TBH.

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