This week Sheeva, Shabbatlover1000, and Penelope Cocksucker call in to get advice from the ever so qualified Rejects Dani and Sam. Feeling pressure to have a marital timeline? Don't know how to move things off the dating app? Well just remember one important thing: fuck around as much as possible before 30.

Lots of things are revealed this week. Dani discovers one of Sam's secret turn-ons, and a guy prostitutes himself for Dani's bed. Dani and Sam also rate first impressions of guy's messages on dating apps, give advice to listeners, and they conclude with a major PSA to Rejects Club fans: always take a guy's virginity.

Dani and Sam welcome their first ever guest onto the podcast: their friend, Emma! You could call Emma a reject or just ahead of her generation as they dive into whimsical stories from their childhood. They also bring back a segment where they rate people that they think would be good in bed. This week's theme: Disney/Nick edition. And as always, they answer listeners burning questions; this week with a more sane person's opinion in the mix.

This week Sam recounts her "favorite" hook-up story and her newfound obsession with Klaus from The Umbrella Academy, while Dani takes to her Tinder and Hinge accounts so the two of them can give guys their unsolicited advice on their dating profiles. Plus, Listener Paris writes in again with an interesting question that she wants to make clear does NOT apply to her.

In honor of One Direction's 10th anniversary, Sam and Dani introduce a new segment where they rate each former One Direction member on how well they think they would perform in bed. And during this week's unsolicited advice, they call out guys and remind them that it's okay to embrace their feminine side. Plus, when a listener writes in, Sam and Dani warn her about catching feelings in a friends-with-benefits situation because god forbid you get a terminal case of feelings.

The Rejects are back with some more childhood stories and unsolicited advice. This week they talk about their childhood crushes and give advice to Paris, a Rejects Club fan in need of some sex and relationship advice, but Sam and Dani have very different opinions on what she should do. And please, take time to donate to F.F.I.R.A.S.D.P. Every bit helps.

Introducing a new satirical advice and lifestyle podcast hosted by lifelong best friends Dani and Sam. To Dani, everything’s a joke, and to Sam, her life’s a joke, so there's something for everyone to relate to. They have endless crazy stories from their time together attending a private Jewish school, and have even crazier stories now that they're adults. They give their candid advice on dating, hook-ups, friendships, adulthood, and much more, always in a lighthearted and funny manner. After all, who else can understand the strange stories of rejects better than a couple of fellow rejects?