Relationsh!t Podcast

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Tomorrow is the day!
After listening to the Season 4 premiere of the podcast (dropping on Wednesday, January 13th) join us at 8pm EST for our first-ever Virtual Meet & Greet!  Marko and Tony will be joining listeners to discuss the new episode of the podcast, the topic, and getting to know you all a bit better. Sign up here, come have a drink with the Critellis, and find a fun way to spend a Wednesday night.  We are looking forward to seeing you all!


Get Help | If you need a licensed therapist but can't leave your home, go to www.betterhelp.com/critellis and get some help, today.

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

Join us on Wednesday, January 13th for our first-ever Virtual Meet & Greet!! After the season four premiere of the podcast, join Marko and Tony to discuss the episode and topic, have a drink with them, and get to know @thecritellis a bit better. Head to podrelationshit.com/signup today,  and submit your information for an invitation to our Virtual Meet & Greet.  See you there!


Get Help | If you need a licensed therapist but can't leave your home, go to www.betterhelp.com/critellis and get some help, today.

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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Join us for the season 4 premiere of the podcast, on Wednesday, January 13th!  Marko and Tony bring you a trailer, letting you know all the things you can expect from the podcast in the new season! Take a listen and let us know how excited you are for the fourth season of the Relationsh!t Podcast.


Get Help | If you need a licensed therapist but can't leave your home, go to www.betterhelp.com/critellis and get some help, today.

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"Everybody's got opinions
About the way they think our story's gonna end
Some folks feel it's just a superficial thrill
Everybody's gonna have to think again"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
2020 is almost over, and with that - the end of the third season of this (sh!tty little) podcast! Marko and Tony close out the last episode by bringing you the "best of the best" from this year's #GayRelationshipGoals, conversations, Listener Sh!tuations, and guests!  Check out the end-of-the-year review with the Critellis and let us know what episodes we missed and what segments were your favorites!

Make sure you head to Amazon to check out Kristine Ebona’s (@extragaysians) new book! Link here.


CHORUS:


"We love so strong and so unselfishly
And I tell you now that I made a vow
I'm giving you the best that I got, baby
Yes I tell you now, that I made a vow
I'm giving you the best that I got, honey"
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"In the 6 now, so hot
Gotta pull all the windows down
Eyes lead and I'm thinking bout the sheets now
Wondering should I really take it there now"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
We cannot get enough of this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, host of the @queersconverse podcast, Carmen (@_cocoamelia) and her finacé, Jas (@jazzernaut) - our new obsession.  These two are not only fun to look at, but their love for one another is intoxicating and so much fun to witness.  We love them and think you will too, so make sure you follow them on IG! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about taking care of your partner while they're sick.  Are you a "needs cuddles" or "leave me alone" kind of sick partner?  Guess which one Marko is and which one Tony is.  Finally, the guys are joined at the Virtual Critable by their new friends across the Pond, Marcus and Manuel (@gazearoundtheworld).  The guys talk about growing up in Wales and Austria and some Christmas traditions that are unique to the EU.  Such a great episode for the Holiday! Tune in.


CHORUS:


"You make me sick
I want you and I'm hating it
Got me lit like a candlestick
Get too hot when you touch the tip, I'm feeling it, I gotta getta grip"


SECOND VERSE:


Love Hacker:
‘How To Take Care Of Your Sick Partner’
https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2017/01/lovehacker-how-to-take-care-of-your-sick-partner/
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Dolls that'll talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
We are such fans of the beautiful relationship that is D. Antwuan Roper (@_dantwuan) and Jerrell (@jus_jerrell).  These guys are insanely gorgeous and so is their coupling; the dictionary definition of black love. We love them so much and think you all will too! Christmas is right around the corner, and Marko is not in the spirit. This week, the guys get together to talk about the Holidays and Tony gets quizzed on Christmas trivia to find out just how jolly he actually is.  Finally, at the Virtual Critable, Marko and Tony are joined by friends of the podcast: Erika and Steve, for the Holiday edition of 'We Ain't Sh!t'.  The group talks about their Holiday excitement (or lack thereof) and what is on their Christmas list.  Tune in to the "Fa-la-la-la-lovely" episode of the podcast.

 CHORUS:
 
 
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes that glow"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
Parade.com:
‘Christmas Trivia: 50 Fun Questions’
https://parade.com/943457/parade/christmas-trivia/
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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Marko and Tony are joined by the owner of The Paper Genius in Philadelphia, PA!

Paper Genius was created out of a desire to express creativity and convey feelings.  Before launching, much time was spent designing cards, paper crafts and gifts that mix the modern and the traditional while drawing inspiration from pop culture, vibrantly rich colors seen while traveling, and contrasting the textures of a bustling city. 

LISTENERS OF THE EPISODE CAN SHOP AT papergeniuscards.com OR etsy.com TODAY, AND GET 15% OFF YOUR PURCHASE. USE PROMO CODE "RELATIONSHIT" AT CHECKOUT!

Follow | Instagram: @thepapergenius

Support | www.patreon.com/podrelationshit

Submit | www.podrelationshit.com/queerbiz

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"I started
To write you letters
But I wanted
To be more clever
I wanted to get down and sweet talk you"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
Steven and Dmitrii (@beardedhusbands) are our #GayRelationshipGoals for the week!  These Norway-based gents are beautifully coupled and scrolling through their IG page will prove just that.  When a Canadian opera singer and Russian engineer get together, you're bound to see fireworks.  Check them out and take part in the magic!  Then, Marko and Tony do something a little different and read your Listener Shituations in place of a conversation. One enthusiastic listener asks the guys four different questions, and Marko and Tony spend the time answering them.  Find out how the guys respond to the inquiries and send your questions to the podcast so you can get your own segment too! Finally, we are (ridiculously) excited to be joined by the hosts of the (@dnrshow): Derek and Romaine, this week. The longtime co-hosts join us at the Virtual Critable to talk about their queer beginnings, meeting one another for the first time, and current (or lack of) relationships.  Get ready to laugh your head off ...

 
CHORUS:
 
 
"Can we talk for a minute?
Girl I want to know your name
Can we talk for a minute?
Girl I want to know your name"

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"I can't cook, no, but I can clean
Up the mess she left
Lay your head down and feel the beat
As I kiss your forehead"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:


This week, we are obsessed with husbands Roger Hazard (@rogerhazardofficial) and Chris Stout-Hazard (@stouthazard) AKA Roger and Chris (@rogerandchris). We love both their brute and their business acumen - as they are the owners of a beautiful furniture and interior decoration business. Not only are these guys ridiculously handsome, but they are beautifully talented, and that is why we love them. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk hook-up culture and the gay community.  While neither took full advantage of hooking up with randoms, both have stories to tell. Finally, the guys are joined at the virtual Critable with the boys from the Category Is ... podcast (@categoryispod).  The laughs and the shade take over when Maurice and Justin join Marko and Tony for some laughs and some tea.

CHORUS:
 
 
"Oh, no, I do not hook up, up, I go slow
So if you want me, I don't come cheap
Keep your hand in my hand, your heart on your sleeve"
 
 
 SECOND VERSE:


Zoosk:
‘How the Gay Hookup Culture is Affecting Mental Health in 2020’
https://www.zoosk.com/date-mix/dating-advice/gay-dating-advice/gay-hookup/

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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NO NEW EPISODE THIS WEEK ...

With Thanksgiving coming up, the Critellis are taking a break this week.  But, make sure you listen to the previous week's episodes and get caught up on your favorite podcast!

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit