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"Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
Mix 1-part #GayRelationshipGoals with 1-part #BabyFever and what do you get? Heath and Carlos (@askyourotherfather) and baby Jackson - this week’s adorable couple and family!  A quick swipe through their IG profile and you will quickly see why we’re obsessed.  Jackson aside, these guys are LIFE GOALS. They’ve created the perfect family and have an inspirational love.  Check out their personal profiles too (@carlos_avilas) and (@theheathtucker), we promise you’ll thank us.  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk with co-host of the @theobsessables podcast, LGBTQ columnist, and host of the YouTube series Shit They Won’t Tell You in Sex Ed, Dr. Thomas Whitfield (@twhitfiledphd).  The guys talk about Thomas’ small-town Michigan upbringing, first relationships, and sex therapy as a professional choice.  Join the Critelli’s in a 2-part interview with Thomas … it is one of our favorites!

CHORUS:
 
 
"Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex (come on)"

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Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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"And our hands they might age
And our bodies will change
But we'll still be the same
As we are"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
(@thetrotmans) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals!  Podcaster, Aaron Trotman (@azollas), and his husband, makeup artist Christopher Trotman (@christopherwaldorf), are insanely adorable together.  Not only are they sweet on each other but their adorable family is what queer dreams are made of.  Follow them on IG - you're sure to love them too!  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about growing old together.  When you meet your partner at a young age, what happens when you get older ... together? Are you still attracted to the same person you fell in love with?  Tune in to find out how the Critelli's view this interesting concept. Finally, the guys are joined at the virtual Critable with Tom Gualtieri - the Sugar Daddy.  If you listened to last month's #QueerBiz episode then you know Tom is a licensed sugarist and licensed massage therapist.  But, Marko and Tony  find out more about coming to terms with being queer and what it's like sugaring balls.   You'll love this week's episode!

 
CHORUS:
 
 
"Grow old with me
Let us share what we see
And oh the best it could be
Just you and I"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
Cosmopolitan:
‘The 15 Best Things About Growing Old Together’
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a41224/best-things-about-growing-old-together/
 

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Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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"I, feel the sexsation
I, feel the pulse and vibration (babe)
I, wanna little tastetation (babe)
I, no need for a sexplanation"
 

FIRST VERSE:
 
 
We are OBSESSED with the relationship of Tim and Javi (@timandjavi), which is why they are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals.  As the curators of (@agayswithstories), it's clear they know a thing or two about love.  Check out their IG page - we're sure you will love them!  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about sexploration.  What are your sexual desires?  What are some things you would love to try but you're not sure your partner knows about it? Marko and Tony get together to talk about their sexual fantasies, and also the 21 New Things Couples Need to Try in Bed.  Finally, join the guys for the August edition of the Listener Shituations, where Marko and Tony do their best to solve your problems.

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"Give it to you
Sexhibition
Never missing
What your wishing
I'll drive that ass crazy"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
Promscent Better in Bed
‘21 New Things Couples Need To Try In Bed In 2020’
https://www.promescent.com/blogs/learn/new-things-try-in-bed



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Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Marko and Tony are joined by Licensed Massage Therapist and Sugarist, Tom Gualtieri.

Body sugaring is an ancient form of hair removal, similar to waxing, which uses a paste made from only 3 ingredients: sugar, water & lemon.

It’s safe for the entire body (even your most sensitive areas) and is environmentally sound.

Tom has been a massage therapist for 26 years. He is fully trained and licensed in New York State and continues his education at accredited, massage training programs. His standards are high and yours should be too!

Schedule | Head over to thesugardaddynyc.com today, and schedule your massage or sugaring with Tom Gualtieri, today!

Follow | Instagram: @thesugardaddynyc

Support | www.patreon.com/podrelationshit

Submit | www.podrelationshit.com/queerbiz

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"You know I love it when you're loving me
Sometimes it's better when it's publicly
I'm not ashamed, I don't care who sees
Us hugging and kissing, our love exhibition, oh"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
Derek and Noah (@beardedduo) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals. Just one look at their profile, and you'll immediately notice their quirkiness, their charm, but more importantly: their love for one another - and it's this combo that made Marko and Tony such fans.  Check them out, you'll love them too!  Then, the guys sit down to talk about P.D.A. and how they experience it.  Should hand holding feel weird for LGBTQ+ couples? Probably not.  But, it still does.  How do we fix that?  And finally, the Critelli's sit down at the Critable to talk with the hosts of the Gayish Podcast (@gayishpodcast), Mike and Kyle!  After fangirling for a few minutes, Marko and Tony chat with Mike and Kyle about their dating (and marriage) history, coming to terms with their queerness, and their platonic love for one another.  The Critelli's were interviewed by Mike and Kyle on this episode of the Gayish Podcast, where they talk about interracial dating. Make sure you check it out! 

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"Let's go to the park
I wanna kiss you underneath the stars
Maybe we'll go too far
We just don't care"
 
 

SECOND VERSE:
 
 
The Advocate:
'34 Public Displays of Affection That Straight People Take for Granted'
https://www.advocate.com/sexy-beast/2016/6/29/34-public-displays-affection-straight-people-take-granted

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"Looks like we made it
Look how far we've come my baby
We mighta took the long way
We knew we'd get there someday"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
We cannot get enough of these two, and when you check out the profile of (@deja_torie) and (@bak_er), you will then understand why we chose them as our #GayRelationshipGoals! These ladies are insanely amazing and we are overflowing with love and admiration for them. Not only are they ridiculously gorgeous, but they're also perfectly paired.  Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about celebrating their dating anniversary after 11-years together.  Is it better to acknowledge or celebrate your time together?  And with covid, how do you make the day feel special when you can’t really go anywhere or do anything?  Finally, the guys sit down at the virtual Critable to talk with Steven and Brandon Rice (@mrandmrrice).  Steven (@sirstevenrice), the host of the Sunshine Steven Podcast, and his husband Brandon (@theincrediblemr.rice), sit down with the guys to talk about their Florida beginnings, North Carolina present, and (hopefully) NYC future!

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
CNN.com:
‘How To Make Anniversaries Special When You Can't Leave The House'
https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/18/health/how-to-celebrate-anniversary-ideas-indoors-coronavirus-wellness/index.html
 
 

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Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

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After some technical difficulties ...
A NEW EPISODE!!

"Hold on (hold on)
Stay Strong (stay strong)
Press on(for me baby)
I Care 4 U(I care 4 u)"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is Indian royalty. Manvendra Singh Gohil (@manvendrasinghgohil) came out in 2006, receiving an endless amount of threats and bullying seeing as how the royal family of Rajpipla had never had an out and proud gay Prince in its 600+ year dynasty.  Manvendra has since become an advocate for gay rights, working to establish a shelter for LGBTQ+ people and using his platform to bring attention to it.  Check out his profile and send him some love.  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about something that shouldn't be a topic ... but obviously is: wearing a mask.  Join them and gather their take on this war on masks and (hopefully) learn that they are more helpful than they are harmful.  Finally, the guys sit down at the virtual Critable to connect with Michael and Ian (@ilovethatforyou) to find out a little bit more about their pre-covid wedding, quarantined honeymoon, and living out their podcast dreams.  This is a fun episode you won't want to miss!

 
CHORUS:
 
 
"Can I talk to you?(I want to talk to you)
Comfort you(Give me a chance)
Let you know(I want to let you know)
I Care 4 U(gotta let you know, that I love you)"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
Well + Good:
‘9 Mask Myths You Need To Stop Believing Right This Minute’
https://www.wellandgood.com/mask-myths-coronavirus-covid-19/
 

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Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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"You had to break me, take me
To make me better
But I had to save me, baby
Now or never"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
Laurence Van den Keybus (@laurence_lvdk) and his boyfriend Samer Jannan (@sjannan) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, and once you look at their IG pages, you will know why!  These guys are just about everything we love about a couple: fashion, love, cuteness overload, and a dream relationship.  These guys are adorable, so make sure you check them out.  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about some of the best and worst relationship advice they've ever received. Communication is the key? Get under someone to get over someone? Never go to bed angry?  There is so much good and bad advice out there - what is some of the best relationship advice you've received?  Finally, tune into the July edition of our Listener Shituations!

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"It's time to take my own (ooh)
Take my own advice, take my own advice
Need me to take my own
Take my own advice, take my own advice"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
SuntiaSmith.com:
'No You Should Not Listen to Relationship Advice From Your Friends or Family. Her's Why'
https://suntiasmith.com/no-you-should-not-listen-to-relationship-advice-from-your-friends-or-family-heres-why/
 

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Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna
All I'm askin'
Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
In a Relationsh!t first, this week's #GayRelationshipGoals is a single dad that we are obsessed with! Matt Switzer (@mswitzer82) is a single dad living in Chicago with twins.  Matt stole our hearts when a video of him doing his daughter's hair (and getting really good at it) crossed our paths.  You see, Matt's kids are Black and as a white man, this was a very impressive accomplishment.  Check out Matt's IG page and make sure you tell him the Critelli's sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about relationship respect.  How important is it to respect your partner, and have them respect you?  In a very uncomfortable conversation, the Critelli's sit down and talk about their experience with the topic and how challenging it's been for them. Finally, the guys are joined at the virtual Critable by Vinny (@vincenz_) and Dominic (@thedonkeybear).  These guys talk about their similar Italian families, coming out in their twenties, and how similar they are.  This is an amazing episode that you won't want to miss!

 
CHORUS:
 
 
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, TCB"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
 Love is Respect.org:
‘What is Respect in a Relationship?’
https://www.loveisrespect.org/content/respect-in-healthy-relationships/
 
 
BRIDGE:
 
 

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Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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