Relationsh!t Podcast

Got some sh!t to say?

And I can't stand you
Must everything you do make me wanna smile
Can I not like you for awhile? (No)
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
Brandon K. Good (@brandonkgood) and Matthew Raymond-Goodman (@matty_ray18) turned a Tinder date into a marriage and that is why they’re this week’s #GayRelationshipGoals!  Five years together and a lifetime to go, these two have everything to help them go the distance.  They’re incredible and you will think so too - check out their IG pages and tell them the Critelli’s sent you!  Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about loving each other, even when they hate each other.  It’s a tough concept but imperative for a healthy relationship.  So how do you continue to love your partner even when you can’t stand them?  Finally, the guys are joined by friend of the podcast, Steve Lowe (@steeeeevn), to talk about being black and gay in America.  Steve shares his feelings about the George Floyd murder, the protests, and queer culture.  All this then he regales Marko and Tony with tales from a far away land called Brooklyn.

 
CHORUS:
 
 
And I hate how much I love you, boy (yeah)
I can't stand how much I need you (I need you)
And I hate how much I love you, boy (oh whoa)
But I just can't let you go
And I hate that I love you so (oh)
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
Your Tango:
‘7 Ways to Show You Still Care When You're Mad at Someone You Love’
https://www.yourtango.com/experts/leanne-allen/seven-ways-say-i-love-you-when-you-are-mad-hell
 
 
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"Daddy used to teach me all my moves
Run around, 'round, had to tie my shoes
Itty bitty child with a smile like you
Wild, wild child look a lot like you"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
It’s July 1st, and it’s business as usual with this week’s #GayRelationship goals!  A wonderful couple living in New Jersey, Amit Shah (@amitaatma) and Aditya Madiraju (@mad_adiyoo) are giving the Critelli’s all the feels, with their incredible relationship and apparent joy.  Check them out on Instagram so you can feel it too!  Then, Marko and Tony have the honor of sitting down with author, Britt East (@britteast) to discuss his Tennessee upbringing, his coming out story, and his married life in Seattle.  Even more excitingly, Britt talks to the guys about his brand new book, A Gay Man’s Guide to Life and how he came to writing such an important and meaningful manual for gay living.  The Critelli’s walk him through some of their favorite excerpts from the book, and Britt explains his thoughts on topics ranging from racism, finances, and spirituality.  This is an episode you won’t want to miss!

 
CHORUS:
 
 
"He said, "Find your way back
Big, big world, but you got it, baby
Find your way back, don't let this life drive you crazy
Find your way back, come back home 'fore the street lights on
Find your way back, find your way back"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 

The winners of the C.O. Bigelow giveaway are announced in the show.  Tune in to hear if you've won!

BRIDGE:
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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"Come to me now and rest your head for just five minutes,
Everything is good,
Such a cozy room, the windows are illuminated by the
Sunshine through them, fiery gems for you, only for you"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
For the final week of Pride Month, Marko and Tony are highlighting the "T" in LGBT by spotlighting Alan Hart - the first documented trans male in the US.  Also, the guys make a brief acknowledgment of all the black trans women that have experienced death and harm at the hands of others, in this country. Then, the Critelli's get together to talk about decorating your home, as a couple.  When two different aesthetics are at play, how do you and your partner manage to make your house a home? Finally, Marko and Tony sit with Lindsay Amer (@lindzamer), LGBT activist and host of numerous children-focused queer productions. They all sit down to talk about Lindsay's beginnings and upcoming projects. 

 
CHORUS:
 
 
"Our house is a very, very, very fine house with two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy 'cause of you
And our la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
Sassy Townhouse Living:
‘7 Ways to Decorate Your Home As a Couple and Actually Enjoy It’
https://sassytownhouseliving.com/decorate-your-home-as-a-couple/
 
 

BRIDGE:
 
 

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Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Marko and Tony are joined by Owner and Creative Director, Vinny Belmont.

"The Stoned Aesthetic is a business I built to be able to create for people that want to live loudly. I create custom, handmade pieces to help my brothers and sisters of the world stand the OUT. I am unapologetically myself, proud, and deserve to be heard exactly as I am and so are the people that wear my pieces. Be you, baby! - Peace and love,
Vinny_"

Create | Head over to www.thestonedaesthetic.com today, for face masks, hand sanitizers,  and all your jeweled creations.

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

Head to blacklivesmatter.com to show your support for the movement. Also, visit change.org and sign petitions to in-act justice for the many black lives lost.


"Our road is long
Your hold is strong
Please don't ever let it go, oh no"


FIRST VERSE:


This week, join the Critelli's as they highlight the 'B' in LGBT, and honor Diane Anderson-Minshall (@quirkygirls), a bisexual queer business maven that has made her way in this complicated world. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about secrecy within a relationship and whether or not it is good for the health of a relationship.  What is the difference between privacy and secrecy?  Tune in to find out. Finally, check out Patreon episodes of 'Critelli Crap' as a teaser for our non-Patreon listeners.  Marko and Tony air out their dirty relationship drama and ask each other for guidance ... Critelli-style. Hopefully it'll inspire you to become a member 😉.

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"I know I don't know you
But I want you so bad
Everyone has a secret
Oh, can they keep it?
Oh, no they can't"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
Psychology Today:
‘Why Secrets Can Ruin Relationships’
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/love-and-sex-in-the-digital-age/201609/why-secrets-can-ruin-relationships
 
 
BRIDGE:
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

Head to blacklivesmatter.com to show your support for the movement. Also, visit change.org and sign petitions to in-act justice for the many black lives lost.


"Listen, I've been in love but I fell too fast
I found myself in turbulent skies
I felt the hurt when I crashed and burned
Then I found myself with tears in my eyes"


FIRST VERSE:


For week two of Pride Month, we are highlighting Larry Kramer as our #QueerHistory.  Join Marko and Tony as they learn more about this queer pioneer.  Then, the guys sit down to talk about fear within your relationship.  What are you afraid of in your relationship?  The guys explore this difficult topic.  Finally, Marko and Tony sit down to speak with Michael (@mwelke12) and Steve (@sea_me_now) to learn more about the complicated start of their relationship, and what life is like for them now.

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"Love defies all gravity, yeah
Voices in the wind
I can hear them welcome me to fly
Think I'm flying now, flying now, flying now"
 
 
 SECOND VERSE:
 
 
 Elite Daily:
'3 Normal Fears in Relationships That Basically Everyone Has, So Don't Worry’
https://www.elitedaily.com/p/3-normal-fears-in-relationships-that-basically-everybody-has-so-dont-worry-8310419

 
BRIDGE:

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

Head to blacklivesmatter.com to show your support for the movement. Also, visit change.org and sign petitions to in-act justice for the many black lives lost.


"Brother, brother, brother
There's far too many of you dying
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today, eh eh"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
Because it is Pride month, every week Marko and Tony will highlight someone from #QueerHistory.  This week, they are celebrating the "L" in LGBT by learning about Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon, the first ever US married same-sex couple.  These ladies spent their lives advocating for LGBT rights, and you're going to love their story.  Check it out and let us know what you think!  Then, Marko and Tony had a rough week - there is so much happening in our country and the guys sit down to talk about how it has affected them but even more ... the lives of others in the country.  And later, the guys introduce the top 3 Patreon rapid-fire questions with past guests.  If you need to smile even just for a minute, this will help.

 
CHORUS:
 
 
"Picket lines and picket signs
Don't punish me with brutality
Talk to me, so you can see
Oh, what's going on"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
Public Source:
‘Changing Toxic Societal Narratives with Accountable Interracial Relationships’
https://www.publicsource.org/changing-toxic-societal-narratives-with-accountable-interracial-relationships/

Life Hack:
‘6 True Struggles of Interracial Relationships (and How to Overcome Them)’
https://www.lifehack.org/826411/interracial-relationships

BRIDGE:
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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"And even if my house falls down now,
I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me ..."
 
 

FIRST VERSE:
 
 

This week's #GayRelationshipGoals takes us to Salt Lake City, Utah to meet Parker Hadley (@guaconmysock_) and Alex Hone (@alex.v.hone).  These gaymers and fiancés are beyond adorable, and it's their friendship that makes their relationship so strong.  We love them and think you will too, so check them out on Instagram!  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the (often forgotten) art of showing appreciation to your partner.  Do you thank your partner enough?  Do they know how much you appreciate them?  Find some useful ways to be a better at showing appreciation.  Finally, the guys sit down with drag queen,  Zenon TeaVee (@aszenontv) to talk about running from covid, her weight loss journey, and dating as a drag queen.  Tune in for a brand new episode!

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"I want to thank you
For giving me the best day of my life.
Oh just to be with you
I'm having the best day of my life."
 
 

SECOND VERSE:
 
 

Psych Central:
‘How Appreciation Saves Relationship’
https://blogs.psychcentral.com/dating-relationships/2018/02/how-appreciation-saves-relationships/



ON RELATIONSH@

Life Hack:
‘6 Reasons Why You Should Appreciate Your Mate’
https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/why-you-should-appreciate-your-mate.html

BRIDGE:
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Marko and Tony are joined by owner and designer of Poïetic, Michael Welke. 

"For the month of May - for every mask purchased we will donate two to Mary’s Place (@marysplacewa). They do amazing work for families and women." - Michael Welke

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!

Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

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"'Cause y'all didn't have no kids,
Didn't share no mutual friends,
And you told me that she turned trick
When y'all broke up in '96"
 
 

 FIRST VERSE:
 
 

This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is none other than Aman Lexidor (@amanlexidor) and Armani Dodd (@armani_dodd).  These guys are living a beautiful existence and have each other to get through it all.  Not only are they gorgeous together, but their love shines through in their pics.  Check them out on IG - you won't be disappointed.  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to discuss the complicated topic of befriending exes. Do you think it is productive to be friendly with your ex? The guys go through reasons why it is and is not helpful to your future relationships and current sanity.  Finally, tune in for the May edition of our Listener Shituations.

 
CHORUS:
 
 
"What you goin' do when you can't say no?
When the feelings start to show
Boy I really need to know, and
How you gonna act? How you gonna handle that?
What you goin' do when she wants you back?"
 
 

SECOND VERSE:
 
 

Psychology Today:
‘Why You Should Dump Your Ex’
https://www.psychologytoday.com/ie/blog/the-gay-agenda/202001/why-you-should-dump-your-ex


ON RELATIONSH@

Pride.com:
‘10 Signs You're Actually Ready to Be Friends with You Ex’
https://www.pride.com/lovesex/2019/8/17/10-signs-youre-actually-ready-be-friends-your-ex#media-gallery-media-1

BRIDGE:
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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