Relationsh!t Podcast

Got some sh!t to say?

"Boy be brave don't be afraid
Cause tonight we're gonna go all the way
Don't mean to be bold, gotta let you know
I gotta thing for you, and I can't let go"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is the most wholesome couple we've ever highlighted, yet!! Cap and Andy (@cappyandandy) are Boston transplants with an adorable relationship.  We are huge fans and think you will be too!  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the zaddy epidemic within the gay community.  What is it with older men attracting the young gays?  Is it actual attraction or does it make for Twitter updates?  Marko and Tony try to figure it out.  Then, the guys hop on a call with hypnotist, educator, speaker of the subconscious and sex: Kate Shelor.  The guys learn more about sexual epiphany through hypnosis and what Kate's superpower is!  You'll want to check this episode out, for sure!


IF YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA AND WANT TO CHECK OUT TY'S NEWEST PLAY 'THE CHRISTMAS CAROL: A QUEER FANTASIA'.  YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS HERE:
https://ci.ovationtix.com/35267/production/1020478

 

CHORUS:
 
 
"Age ain't nothing but a number
Throwing down ain't nothing but a thing
This something I have for you it'll never change"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:


Psychology Today:
'The Curse Of An Attraction To Older Gay Men’
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/finally-out/201810/the-curse-attraction-older-gay-men


Mel Magazine:
‘Why Have Massive Age Differences Long Been Common In Gay Dating?’
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/why-have-massive-age-differences-long-been-common-in-gay-dating


ON RELATIONSH@

HuffPost:
‘6 Myths About My Status As An Older Gay Man’
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/6-myths-about-my-older-gay-man-status_b_59f21643e4b06acda25f483d

BRIDGE:

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Got some sh!t to say?

"Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya?
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
This week, the guys highlight an amazing couple from Boston: Cap and Andy (@cappynpandy).  This couple has all the makings of an incredibly inspirational couple - with love and adventure being their sole focus.  Marko and Tony love them and think you will as well!  This week, the guys talk about a topic that most guys worry about: penis size.  Marko and Tony get into the facts about average penis size and the importance of performance vs. size.  Finally, the guys sit down to fill you all in on what's been happening in the Critelli household.  Tune in for this week's episode - you'll be glad you did!


IF YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA AND WANT TO CHECK OUT TY'S NEWEST PLAY 'THE CHRISTMAS CAROL: A QUEER FANTASIA'.  YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS HERE:
https://ci.ovationtix.com/35267/production/1020478


CHORUS:


"If you got a big d**k, let me search ya
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup"


SECOND VERSE:


Medical News Today:
'What Is The Average Penis Size’
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php#1


Liveaboutdotcom:
‘Penis Size: Does It Matter To Gay Men?’
https://www.liveabout.com/penis-size-1411498
 

BRIDGE:
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Got some sh!t to say?

"He been gone since 3:30
Been coming home lately at 3:30
I'm super cool, I've been a fool
But now I'm hot and baby you're gonna get it"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
This week's #GayRelationshipGoals, Doug and Sanj (@thetravellinggays) are husbands serving #GayTravel since 2009.  Their love for one another and adventures around the world make for a marriage that everyone is excited to watch!  Later, Marko and Tony sit down too discuss the effects of bickering on a relationship.  Are small disagreements a sign of a bigger problem?  Tune in to find out.  Finally, Marko and Tony are joined at the Critable with actor Ty Autry (@jtyautry) and entrepreneur Cameron Champion (@camchem) to discuss their engagement, how they met, and what they think about one another.  All this and more on this week's episode!


IF YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA AND WANT TO CHECK OUT TY'S NEWEST PLAY 'THE CHRISTMAS CAROL: A QUEER FANTASIA'.  YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS HERE:
https://ci.ovationtix.com/35267/production/1020478

AND DON'T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD THE SHIRTLESS VIOLINIST'S NEW ALBUM, 'DISNEY STRINGS' ON ITUNES, NOW!!
https://music.apple.com/us/album/disney-strings/1479675299


CHORUS:


"I'm breakin' dishes up in here
All night (uh huh)
I ain't gonna stop until I see police lights (uh huh)
I'm a fight a man (tonight)"


SECOND VERSE:


Bustle:
'Experts Say These 7 Tiny Arguments Can Actually Damage Your Relationship’
 https://www.bustle.com/p/experts-say-these-7-tiny-arguments-can-actually-damage-your-relationship-17009529


Fatherly.com:
‘How to Prevent Minor Arguments From Turning Into Major Fights’
https://www.fatherly.com/love-money/prevent-minor-arguments-becoming-major-marriage-fights/


ON RELATIONSH@

Bustle:
‘7 Signs Your Bickering Is Normal Vs. A Sign Of A Bigger Relationship Problem’
https://www.bustle.com/p/7-signs-your-bickering-is-normal-vs-a-sign-of-a-bigger-relationship-problem-8541916

BRIDGE:
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Got some sh!t to say?

"I know these so-called playas wouldn't tell you this
But I'm gonna be real and say what's heart
Let's take this chance and make this love feel relevant
Didn't you know I loved you from the start, yeah"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is an amazing (chocolatey) couple, Dom and Nick Spence (@dom_and_nick).  Marko and Tony highlight their worldly jaunts, passionate love for one another, and ability to make speedos look so good!  Then, the guys sit down to talk about all the reasons why they decided to get married and discuss some very interesting articles and stories surrounding the veil of marriage.  Then later in the episode, the guys sit down to reconnect with fiancées Matthew and Paul Castle (paulcastlestudio).  After their interview in 2018, the guys sit down to catch up on Paul and Matthew's wedding plans and marriage future.  This is an episode you won't want to miss!

AND DON'T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD MATTHEW'S NEW ALBUM, DISNEY STRINGS, ON ITUNES, NOW!!
https://music.apple.com/us/album/disney-strings/1479675299

CHORUS:


"Meet me in the altar in your white dress
We ain't getting no younger, we might as well do it
Been feeling all the while girl I must confess
Girl let's just get married
I just wanna get married"


SECOND VERSE:


Refinery29:
‘How Marriage Became An Outdated Concept - Sorta ’
 https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/why-do-people-get-married


Bustle:
‘11 Thing Nobody Tells You About Marriage After That Whole Wedding Part Is Over’
https://www.bustle.com/articles/112637-11-things-nobody-tells-you-about-marriage-after-that-whole-wedding-part-is-over


ON RELATIONSH@

Pew Research Center:
‘5 Facts About Same Sex Marriage’
https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/06/24/same-sex-marriage/

BRIDGE:
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

"We'll sail the waters of many colours
We won't need a compass, love will guide our way
Don't need nobody, as long as we got each other
No need to hurry, we've got everyday"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
Past guests and (fast) Relationsh!t faves, Cooper Morgan-Robinson (@I_am_cooperwilson) and Tyler Morgan-Robinson (@tyler.morgan_robinson) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals for many reasons (listen to episode #35: Tough Lover, to find out exactly why!). Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about ways to reconnect with your partner after you feel as though you've fallen out of sorts. Later, the guys are joined at the Critable with Jorge Mendoza as they talk about all issues non-binary.  All this and more on this week's episode!

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"Runaway with me my love
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Runaway with me my love
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:


PsychCentral:

‘7 Signs That Stress Is Affecting Your Relationship’

 https://psychcentral.com/blog/7-signs-that-stress-is-affecting-your-relationship/
 

The Zoe Report:

‘1How To Reconnect With Your Partner, According To Relationship Experts’

https://www.thezoereport.com/p/how-to-reconnect-with-your-partner-according-to-relationship-experts-15515315
 

ON RELATIONSH@

US News:

‘Best Romantic Getaways in the USA’

https://travel.usnews.com/rankings/best-romantic-getaways-in-the-usa/

BRIDGE:
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Got some sh!t to say?

"Dance all night and get real loose
You don't need no bad excuse
Dance all night with anyone
Don't let nobody pick your fun"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
This week, the guys highlight the relationship of foodie Greg Forbes (@indigoman1) and his boyfriend Steven Littlejohn (@stevielittlej) as our #GayRelationshipGoals for the week.  The guys sit down to talk about the concept of shaking things up in your relationship once your routine feels all too routine.  Then, the guys get together to read through the October edition of Listener Shituations, in an effort to try and solve the worlds problems ... Critelli style!

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"Just shake it up, oo oo
Shake it up, oo yeah
Shake it up
Shake it up"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:


Redbook:

‘10 Signs Your Marriage Needs a Shake-Up’

 https://www.redbookmag.com/love-sex/relationships/a19139/marriage-rut/
 

Unwritten:

‘10 Ways to Shake Things Up In Your Relationship’

https://www.readunwritten.com/2019/05/13/10-ways-shake-things-up-relationship/



ON RELATIONSH@

PsychCentral:

‘Six Simple Ways to Reignite Your Relationship’

https://psychcentral.com/blog/6-simple-ways-to-reignite-your-relationship/

BRIDGE:
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Got some sh!t to say?

"So if I run it's not enough
You're still in my head forever stuck
So you can do what you wanna do, eh"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
 A walk on the wild side introduces us to the this week’s #GayReltaionshipGoals, Andy and Jeremy (@twoguysandatortoise), as well as their cats and tortoise.  Marko and Tony take a moment to smell … each other?!  The guys talk about pheromones and the art of attraction through scent.  Later, the guys talk with Trent Morrison of the M4M Podcast  (@m4mpodcast) to talk about mormonism, dating, and Salt Lake City.  Tune in, because you’re going to love this episode!

 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent for miles
Just like animals
Animals
Like animals-mals"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:
 
 
 WebMD:

‘Pheromones: Potential Participants in Your Sex Life’

https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/sex-life-phermones
 

Science Mag

‘Manly Sweat Makes Other Men More Cooperative’

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2013/05/manly-sweat-makes-other-men-more-cooperative


BRIDGE:

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

"He'll make me laugh, he'll make me cry
He'll be so tough he'll make Venus come alive
He'll do anything that he wants to do
Step on Jesse James's blue suede shoes, yeah"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
We love a pending gay wedding.  What we love more?  The couple getting married!  This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is the enGAYged couple, Jon and Scott (@jonandscott).  Marko and Tony highlight their magical relationship and upcoming wedding!  Then, the guys sit down to talk about tough exteriors and soft interiors.  In a relationship, when should you be vulnerable with your partner?  And finally, the guys make a call to Tyler and Cooper Morgan-Robinson to talk about finding each other, the dark times that come from being gay, and how marriage saved both their lives.  You'll love this episode! 

Follow Tyler:
(@tyler.morgan_robinson)

Follow Cooper:
(@I_am_cooperwilson)
 
 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"He's a tough lover (yeah, yeah)
A tough lover (woo)
He's a tough lover (yeah, yeah)
A tough lover (oh oh)"
 
 
SECOND VERSE:


Life Hack:

‘13 Things People Who Are Tough On the Outside But Soft On the Inside Never Told You’

https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/13-things-people-who-are-tough-the-outside-but-soft-the-inside-never-told-you.html
 

Human Unlimited

‘Drop The Facade’

https://www.humanunlimited.com/blogs/blog/drop-the-facades
 

ON RELATIONSH@

Pucker Mob:

‘10 Ways People With A Hard Shell (But Soft Center) Love Differently’

https://puckermob.com/relationships/10-ways-people-with-a-hard-shell-but-soft-center-love-differently/

BRIDGE:
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

"My imagination's too creative
They see demon 
I see angel, angel, angel (angel) 
Without a halo, wingless angel)"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
 With a love like theirs, its no wonder they are this weeks #GayRelationshipGoals.  We, of course, are talking about the partnership and marriage of Heather (@heathermyriahpearson) and Kelsey (@kelseystacypearson) Pearson.  Check them out on IG to learn more about their amazing connection.  Next, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about mental health and its effects on the LGBTQ community, how to get help when you need it, and do their best to "normalize" the idea of therapy.  And last but most anticipated: the September edition of our Listener Shituations where Marko and Tony try to solve the worlds problems (Critelli style).  You don't want to miss out!
 
 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"But it was all in my head
It was all in my head (skrt, skrt)

Yeah, look at you, boy, I invented you
Your Gucci tennis shoes running from your issues"
 
 
 SECOND VERSE:


National Alliance on Mental Illness:

‘LGBTQ Support & Resources’

 https://www.nami.org/find-support/lgbtq
 

Mental Health America

‘Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgender Communities and Mental Health’

https://www.mhanational.org/issues/lesbiangaybisexualtransgender-communities-and-mental-health


BRIDGE:

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.

Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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Follow Us | Instagram and Facebook: @podrelationshit

Got some sh!t to say?

"Now you want to say you're sorry
Now you want to call me crying
Now you gotta see me wilding
Now I'm the one that's lying"
 
 
 FIRST VERSE:
 
 
A trip to Philadelphia introduces us to this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, Tony Keith Jr. (@tonykeithjr) and Harry (@rsvp_harry) - our new favorite and inspiring couple!  Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about the challenges of apologizing and find out why it's so hard to say "sorry".  Then, the September 2019 edition of "We Ain't Shit" brings Marko, Tony, Erika (@_erikadoesbeauty_), and Steve (@steeeeevn) together at the Critable to talk about their experiences with apologies and various other tangents (lol).  You'll (hopefully) enjoy this week's episode of Relationsh!t.
 
 
 CHORUS:
 
 
"Sorry, I ain't sorry
Sorry, I ain't sorry
No no, hell nah"
 
 
 SECOND VERSE:


Mindful.org:

‘Why Is It So Hard To Apologize?’

https://www.mindful.org/why-is-it-so-hard-to-apologize/
 

Symmetry Counseling.com

‘Say “I’m Sorry”: The Importance Of Apologizing in Relationships’

https://www.symmetrycounseling.com/uncategorized/say-im-sorry-the-importance-of-apologizing-in-relationships/
 

HuffPost:

‘How To Accept An Apology Like An Adult’

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/apology-acceptance-advice_n_5b5f2344e4b0b15aba9b2049

BRIDGE:
 
 

Support the show

Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at [email protected].

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Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.

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