Relatively Speaking Podcast

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with more vengeance than a Die Hard movie. So, yeah... take that Bruce Willis.

With a lot of news happening around the sports world this week, the hosts begin Friday's episode by discussing the New England Patriots of the National Football League. You might have heard that they are a quality football team, but now that their polar bear playing tight end is hurt, are they still the favorites in the AFC?

That Don't Look Good makes its triumphant return this week. One aspect of it has to deal with the NFL suspending a player who is missing a large part of his intestines. The other? Jeff Fisher apparently planning to play the 2011 Patriots.

NFL Week 13 Picks!

Lions at Saints

Texans at Packers

Giants at Steelers

Skins at Cardinals

Colts at Jets

Ask Me Anything also returns, but with a MONUMENTAL surprise (it is new segment music).

"Dangahzi ?@Patriots_Fan4 7h7 hours ago

@JMintzHoops embiid/Simmons or towns/Wiggins"

"Nick Zav ?@nick_zav 10h10 hours ago

@JMintzHoops @JosephNardone Do you think the Knicks would be better off starting Jennings and moving D Rose to the 2, with Lee as 6 man. and do you have an opinion on the narrative that through out his career the teams Rondo plays for has a better net rating when"

Thanks for joining the Relatively Speaking Podcast. A place in space and time where you can not only get quality sports information, but plenty of giggles to help you navigate what is surely a horrible existence.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with more vengeance than a Die Hard movie. So, yeah... take that Bruce Willis.

With a lot of news happening around the sports world this week, the hosts begin Friday's episode by discussing the New England Patriots of the National Football League. You might have heard that they are a quality football team, but now that their polar bear playing tight end is hurt, are they still the favorites in the AFC?

That Don't Look Good makes its triumphant return this week. One aspect of it has to deal with the NFL suspending a player who is missing a large part of his intestines. The other? Jeff Fisher apparently planning to play the 2011 Patriots.

NFL Week 13 Picks!

Lions at Saints

Texans at Packers

Giants at Steelers

Skins at Cardinals

Colts at Jets

Ask Me Anything also returns, but with a MONUMENTAL surprise (it is new segment music).

"Dangahzi ?@Patriots_Fan4 7h7 hours ago

@JMintzHoops embiid/Simmons or towns/Wiggins"

"Nick Zav ?@nick_zav 10h10 hours ago

@JMintzHoops @JosephNardone Do you think the Knicks would be better off starting Jennings and moving D Rose to the 2, with Lee as 6 man. and do you have an opinion on the narrative that through out his career the teams Rondo plays for has a better net rating when"

Thanks for joining the Relatively Speaking Podcast. A place in space and time where you can not only get quality sports information, but plenty of giggles to help you navigate what is surely a horrible existence.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back after a grueling Thanksgiving weekend hangover. Luckily for the loyal fan base that is those who regularly listen to these episodes, Jared and Joseph drank a gallon of Red Bull each and are ready to entertain you with one bad dad joke at a time.

As do most Monday shows, this episodes opens up with some NFL thoughts.

Jared takes the long road in an effort to find out why Joseph stinks at picking games. Joseph takes a more shorter road to yell at Jared about things he made up totally on the fly.

Also, the Oakland Raiders appear to be very good at the professional football. Who knew?

Bad Tweets returns this week. One concerns a certain cornerback from the New York Giants turning to Twitter to say some odd things. The other, well, is about a member of #NBATwitter using a random game from late November to bury a basketball team's chances to do damage in the playoffs.

Hey, you. Yeah... you! Are the Los Angeles Lakers good? The Relatively Speaking Podcast has some thoughts on this idea.

Absurd Questions: Jared asks Joseph who his favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is. Joseph asks Jared what NBA player he thinks he can beat up in a battle of fists.

Follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

Joseph is also on the Twitter Machine @JosephNardone.

Don't text while driving, neuter your pets, donate money to charity, and {insert whatever other topical, yet supposedly altruistic cause here}.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back after a grueling Thanksgiving weekend hangover. Luckily for the loyal fan base that is those who regularly listen to these episodes, Jared and Joseph drank a gallon of Red Bull each and are ready to entertain you with one bad dad joke at a time.

As do most Monday shows, this episodes opens up with some NFL thoughts.

Jared takes the long road in an effort to find out why Joseph stinks at picking games. Joseph takes a more shorter road to yell at Jared about things he made up totally on the fly.

Also, the Oakland Raiders appear to be very good at the professional football. Who knew?

Bad Tweets returns this week. One concerns a certain cornerback from the New York Giants turning to Twitter to say some odd things. The other, well, is about a member of #NBATwitter using a random game from late November to bury a basketball team's chances to do damage in the playoffs.

Hey, you. Yeah... you! Are the Los Angeles Lakers good? The Relatively Speaking Podcast has some thoughts on this idea.

Absurd Questions: Jared asks Joseph who his favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is. Joseph asks Jared what NBA player he thinks he can beat up in a battle of fists.

Follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

Joseph is also on the Twitter Machine @JosephNardone.

Don't text while driving, neuter your pets, donate money to charity, and {insert whatever other topical, yet supposedly altruistic cause here}.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is fresh off getting as chubby as humanly possible in a world a day removed from Thanksgiving. Luckily for the listeners, both of the hosts fought through their food hangovers to bring you the best podcast in the history of all other podcasts. In fact, all other podcasts are just sad!

Doing their best 311 impersonation, the guys try to mix things up this week by doing fan-favorite segment Ask Me Anything to start the show. One of the questions, regarding verbiage used to describe turkey, sets the tone for the entire episode -- for better or worse.

After some questionable answers to the AMA segment, the Relatively Speaking Podcast moves on to That Don't Look Good. This week's version of the segment involves the feud happening on the field, during the post-game, and on the mean streets of Twitter, between Dez Bryant and Josh Norman. Jared thinks it is great and Joseph would hug the feud if given a chance.

Week 12 NFL picks also rears its beautiful head this week. Only two games separate Jared and Joseph.

To close the show, somehow Hang Time and Hanging With Mr. Cooper gets brought up. Potentially two of the greatest sports-related TV shows in the history of broadcasting, the guys make a case to bring back both shows as one, with Mark Cooper becoming the head coach in Hang Time. Also, lots of random Dick Butkus slander for some reason.

Follow Jared on the mean, cold, and dangerous streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

Do you like bad tweets, bad analogies, and great hair? Follow @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is fresh off getting as chubby as humanly possible in a world a day removed from Thanksgiving. Luckily for the listeners, both of the hosts fought through their food hangovers to bring you the best podcast in the history of all other podcasts. In fact, all other podcasts are just sad!

Doing their best 311 impersonation, the guys try to mix things up this week by doing fan-favorite segment Ask Me Anything to start the show. One of the questions, regarding verbiage used to describe turkey, sets the tone for the entire episode -- for better or worse.

After some questionable answers to the AMA segment, the Relatively Speaking Podcast moves on to That Don't Look Good. This week's version of the segment involves the feud happening on the field, during the post-game, and on the mean streets of Twitter, between Dez Bryant and Josh Norman. Jared thinks it is great and Joseph would hug the feud if given a chance.

Week 12 NFL picks also rears its beautiful head this week. Only two games separate Jared and Joseph.

To close the show, somehow Hang Time and Hanging With Mr. Cooper gets brought up. Potentially two of the greatest sports-related TV shows in the history of broadcasting, the guys make a case to bring back both shows as one, with Mark Cooper becoming the head coach in Hang Time. Also, lots of random Dick Butkus slander for some reason.

Follow Jared on the mean, cold, and dangerous streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

Do you like bad tweets, bad analogies, and great hair? Follow @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you start your Turkey Week off on the right foot. Luckily for you, those who celebrate by eating plenty of turkey, the guys are going to help you out in that area. More on that later.

Jared was dying to discuss how awesome the NFC East is. While Joseph tentatively agrees, listen as the former waxes poetic about the greatness of the New York Giants all while the latter is trying to point to the close wins as evidence that maybe they aren't that good.

The Dallas Cowboys remain awesome. The Washington football team is also playing well. Does this, in turn, make the division the best in all of the NFL?

Bad Tweets is broken up into two different parts this week. The first one is concerning some Aaron Rodgers hot-takes. The second is about the idea of Carmelo Anthony being selfish. For both, everyone needs to R-E-L-A-X, though Jared goes rather hard at Melo.

James Harden is gnarly at the game of basketball this season. So, too, is Joel Embiid. More discussions are had involving both men.

Both Absurd Questions this week revolve around Thanksgiving. Jared's is about food, and Joseph's has to deal with a murder mystery because of course it has to do with something not relevant at all to the subject matter being discussed.

You can follow Jared on the mean, cold, dark streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

A similar thing can be done for the far less articulate, savvy, and wise host @JosephNardone.

Enjoy the holiday, America.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you start your Turkey Week off on the right foot. Luckily for you, those who celebrate by eating plenty of turkey, the guys are going to help you out in that area. More on that later.

Jared was dying to discuss how awesome the NFC East is. While Joseph tentatively agrees, listen as the former waxes poetic about the greatness of the New York Giants all while the latter is trying to point to the close wins as evidence that maybe they aren't that good.

The Dallas Cowboys remain awesome. The Washington football team is also playing well. Does this, in turn, make the division the best in all of the NFL?

Bad Tweets is broken up into two different parts this week. The first one is concerning some Aaron Rodgers hot-takes. The second is about the idea of Carmelo Anthony being selfish. For both, everyone needs to R-E-L-A-X, though Jared goes rather hard at Melo.

James Harden is gnarly at the game of basketball this season. So, too, is Joel Embiid. More discussions are had involving both men.

Both Absurd Questions this week revolve around Thanksgiving. Jared's is about food, and Joseph's has to deal with a murder mystery because of course it has to do with something not relevant at all to the subject matter being discussed.

You can follow Jared on the mean, cold, dark streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

A similar thing can be done for the far less articulate, savvy, and wise host @JosephNardone.

Enjoy the holiday, America.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with a straight fire emoji episode on this fine Friday. To put it in more polite terms: We welcome the weak, weary, and wicked, to come find a safe-haven from all their troubles... and stuff.

Joseph did a Facebook Live appearance during the week. Jared begins the show making fun of him for being sideways for the first few minutes of it. Scary stuff.

After the bad jokes get out of the way, it is on to more serious topics.

The biggest of the week was likely Phi Jackson's comments about LeBron James and his business partners. The handsomely paired duo discuss what all that stuff was about.

Bad Tweets is making a special Friday appearance on this week's show. One of them is concerning how much a person works during the week while the other revolves around one man being the hardest work in the history of the world -- or something.

Week 11 NFL picks:

Titans at Colts

Dolphins at Rams

Eagles at Seahawks

Packers at Redskins

Texans at Raiders

The Relatively Speaking Podcast sponsored AMA also returns this week. It is likely the three best questions the podcast has ever received.

"@NathanGiese if you could take over a conference for a day what's the first thing you change?"

" @givenupomlife rank em based on who has best/worst career: KAT, Porzingis, Simmons, Embiid?"

"@_keator in honor of Tribe's new album, what 90s hip hop group would you enjoy hearing a new album from in 2016"

Have a great weekend, humans!

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back with a straight fire emoji episode on this fine Friday. To put it in more polite terms: We welcome the weak, weary, and wicked, to come find a safe-haven from all their troubles... and stuff.

Joseph did a Facebook Live appearance during the week. Jared begins the show making fun of him for being sideways for the first few minutes of it. Scary stuff.

After the bad jokes get out of the way, it is on to more serious topics.

The biggest of the week was likely Phi Jackson's comments about LeBron James and his business partners. The handsomely paired duo discuss what all that stuff was about.

Bad Tweets is making a special Friday appearance on this week's show. One of them is concerning how much a person works during the week while the other revolves around one man being the hardest work in the history of the world -- or something.

Week 11 NFL picks:

Titans at Colts

Dolphins at Rams

Eagles at Seahawks

Packers at Redskins

Texans at Raiders

The Relatively Speaking Podcast sponsored AMA also returns this week. It is likely the three best questions the podcast has ever received.

"@NathanGiese if you could take over a conference for a day what's the first thing you change?"

" @givenupomlife rank em based on who has best/worst career: KAT, Porzingis, Simmons, Embiid?"

"@_keator in honor of Tribe's new album, what 90s hip hop group would you enjoy hearing a new album from in 2016"

Have a great weekend, humans!