The long awaited edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast has finally arrived. It is the place in space and time when Jared and Joseph get to discuss young people performing athletic marvels on college basketball hardwoods throughout the country without getting paid!

Rejoice!

The guys don't start with college basketball, however. Instead, they focus their attention on the NFL.

The Seahawks did great things against the Patriots. Does it mean anything?

Dallas upends Pittsburgh. Tony Romo may never see the light of day again.

What in the Sam Cassell is going on with the Green Bay Packers?

Bad Tweets returns his week. If you want to end up on this segment, a good way to do that is to call anyone "the poor man's" anyone else and/or bring up conspiracy theories concerning leagues wanting to force owners out of the sport.

Then, finally, a college basketball preview (kind of)!

Luke Kennard is the Marty Jannetty to Grayson Allen's HBK.

Thomas Bryant is pretty dang good at the shooty hoops.

The much hyped Dennis Smith Jr. isn't playing all too well to start his career.

Washington has a great freshman. He's worth your time.

The show is capped off with Absurd Questions. This week, as it is every other week, gets the guys totally off the rails. Something about being an inanimate object and dating Christina Ricci.

You can follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

If you want less articulate thoughts, or see a man unravel in real-time, follow the other host @JosephNardone.

The long awaited edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast has finally arrived. It is the place in space and time when Jared and Joseph get to discuss young people performing athletic marvels on college basketball hardwoods throughout the country without getting paid!

Rejoice!

The guys don't start with college basketball, however. Instead, they focus their attention on the NFL.

The Seahawks did great things against the Patriots. Does it mean anything?

Dallas upends Pittsburgh. Tony Romo may never see the light of day again.

What in the Sam Cassell is going on with the Green Bay Packers?

Bad Tweets returns his week. If you want to end up on this segment, a good way to do that is to call anyone "the poor man's" anyone else and/or bring up conspiracy theories concerning leagues wanting to force owners out of the sport.

Then, finally, a college basketball preview (kind of)!

Luke Kennard is the Marty Jannetty to Grayson Allen's HBK.

Thomas Bryant is pretty dang good at the shooty hoops.

The much hyped Dennis Smith Jr. isn't playing all too well to start his career.

Washington has a great freshman. He's worth your time.

The show is capped off with Absurd Questions. This week, as it is every other week, gets the guys totally off the rails. Something about being an inanimate object and dating Christina Ricci.

You can follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

If you want less articulate thoughts, or see a man unravel in real-time, follow the other host @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here in a brand new world. Well, it is the same as the previous one, but now it got a bit more strange. That said, we won't comment on any of that because we like to #StickToSports.

Jared starts the show by yelling at his co-host for a variety of reasons. After the handsomely crafted duo hash their issues out, they discuss the Los Angeles Clippers.

One host thinks Doc Rivers has his team positioned to be the third best squad in the entire NBA. The other, well, he wants to discuss nepotism.

Joseph is really concerned about the Washington Wizards. Furthermore, he wants to know if Bradley Beal is just really bad at basketball, or stinks, or should be sent to Mars because him supposedly being the "next Ray Allen" is clearly science-fiction work at its worst.

The Cleveland Cavaliers visisted the White House, and all the guys can think about is all the funny things that happened during the team's meeting of the President.

NFL Week 10 Picks:

Bears at Bucs

Broncos at Saints

Chiefs at Panthers

Warrick Davis movie recap for some odd reason.

Cowboys at Steelers

Seahawks at Patriots

Ask Me Anything segment:

"Why is Kanye so historically overrated?"

Another question regarding us potetially fighting 100 duck sized Tim Duncans or one Duncan sized duck. Joseph, not at all oddly, has a rather in-depth plan to handle this.

Follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do a similar thing with the other guy @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here in a brand new world. Well, it is the same as the previous one, but now it got a bit more strange. That said, we won't comment on any of that because we like to #StickToSports.

Jared starts the show by yelling at his co-host for a variety of reasons. After the handsomely crafted duo hash their issues out, they discuss the Los Angeles Clippers.

One host thinks Doc Rivers has his team positioned to be the third best squad in the entire NBA. The other, well, he wants to discuss nepotism.

Joseph is really concerned about the Washington Wizards. Furthermore, he wants to know if Bradley Beal is just really bad at basketball, or stinks, or should be sent to Mars because him supposedly being the "next Ray Allen" is clearly science-fiction work at its worst.

The Cleveland Cavaliers visisted the White House, and all the guys can think about is all the funny things that happened during the team's meeting of the President.

NFL Week 10 Picks:

Bears at Bucs

Broncos at Saints

Chiefs at Panthers

Warrick Davis movie recap for some odd reason.

Cowboys at Steelers

Seahawks at Patriots

Ask Me Anything segment:

"Why is Kanye so historically overrated?"

Another question regarding us potetially fighting 100 duck sized Tim Duncans or one Duncan sized duck. Joseph, not at all oddly, has a rather in-depth plan to handle this.

Follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do a similar thing with the other guy @JosephNardone.

What did the Relatively Speaking Podcast learn over the weekend? That the National Football League isn't all that great. Between too many flags, with far too many quarterbacks refusing to hurl the ball down the field, and without there being many good offensive lines in the league, Joseph and Jared have had enough of it.

However, they will still speak words about the sport because people love the violence on the gridiron, and who the heck are they to tell you to hate that loathsome game?

The Oakland Raiders win yet again. Are they good, really good, or excellent?

What's going on with the Denver Broncos? Something tells us it has to do with the QB situation.

Should people be concerned with the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Sam Bradford is a coward!

The Dallas Cowboys are the world's gift to the sport, in our humble opinion.

Bad Tweets returns this week: Jared is super angry about someone preventing fun in the NFL. Joseph is not as angry.

After that, the hosts pivot to some NBA talk.

Stop overreacting to every Golden State Warriors game, humans.

Are the Los Angeles Lakers bad-fun, decent-fun, or good-fun?

Joel Embiid ends up being talked about as well. Mostly because the Relatively Speaking Podcast can't discuss him enough.

Also, the Chicago Bulls are bad at defense. Who say that coming? Oh, yeah... mostly everyone.

Absurd Questions this week: Blue cheese or ranch dressing? What are some hot sports takes the hosts have that they know they'd get killed for (Barry Bonds greatest MLB ever, Derek Jeter overrated, Michael Jordan's rise being a Nike conspiracy, and more!)?

What did the Relatively Speaking Podcast learn over the weekend? That the National Football League isn't all that great. Between too many flags, with far too many quarterbacks refusing to hurl the ball down the field, and without there being many good offensive lines in the league, Joseph and Jared have had enough of it.

However, they will still speak words about the sport because people love the violence on the gridiron, and who the heck are they to tell you to hate that loathsome game?

The Oakland Raiders win yet again. Are they good, really good, or excellent?

What's going on with the Denver Broncos? Something tells us it has to do with the QB situation.

Should people be concerned with the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Sam Bradford is a coward!

The Dallas Cowboys are the world's gift to the sport, in our humble opinion.

Bad Tweets returns this week: Jared is super angry about someone preventing fun in the NFL. Joseph is not as angry.

After that, the hosts pivot to some NBA talk.

Stop overreacting to every Golden State Warriors game, humans.

Are the Los Angeles Lakers bad-fun, decent-fun, or good-fun?

Joel Embiid ends up being talked about as well. Mostly because the Relatively Speaking Podcast can't discuss him enough.

Also, the Chicago Bulls are bad at defense. Who say that coming? Oh, yeah... mostly everyone.

Absurd Questions this week: Blue cheese or ranch dressing? What are some hot sports takes the hosts have that they know they'd get killed for (Barry Bonds greatest MLB ever, Derek Jeter overrated, Michael Jordan's rise being a Nike conspiracy, and more!)?

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you ease into what will surely be a wonderful weekend. It is also worth noting, with Nov. 8 looming, this may very well be the last weekend many of us humans get to enjoy our stay on this specific dimension of space and time (go out and vote, kids).

Kevin Durant got his first taste of facing his old team on Thursday night, and does that guy ever enjoy consuming some bitter shade -- or something.

Jared and Joseph discuss Golden State walloping Oklahoma City, and determine that the game doesn't mean all that much, but it was still fun to see Durant go bonkers.

A League of Their Own somehow makes an appearance during this discussion. What did the guys realize during it? That Dottie Hinson, the character played by Geena Davis, is mentally soft.

Jaylen Brown is decent at basketball. The Cleveland Cavaliers are very good at it.

Week 9 National Football League Picks:

Cowboys at Browns

Lions at Vikings

Colts at Packers

Broncos at Raiders

Bills at Seahawks

After we make our loyal listeners tons of cash money, the totally original and not at all stolen from other more popular shows, AMA, returns.

This week's questions are all over the place and fun:

"Inquiring minds need to know- is mayo disgusting? Discuss."

"How do I deal with an evil step mom and she treats me different from her own kids even when my dad isn't around?"

And, yes, we answer them with only our best of intentions.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you ease into what will surely be a wonderful weekend. It is also worth noting, with Nov. 8 looming, this may very well be the last weekend many of us humans get to enjoy our stay on this specific dimension of space and time (go out and vote, kids).

Kevin Durant got his first taste of facing his old team on Thursday night, and does that guy ever enjoy consuming some bitter shade -- or something.

Jared and Joseph discuss Golden State walloping Oklahoma City, and determine that the game doesn't mean all that much, but it was still fun to see Durant go bonkers.

A League of Their Own somehow makes an appearance during this discussion. What did the guys realize during it? That Dottie Hinson, the character played by Geena Davis, is mentally soft.

Jaylen Brown is decent at basketball. The Cleveland Cavaliers are very good at it.

Week 9 National Football League Picks:

Cowboys at Browns

Lions at Vikings

Colts at Packers

Broncos at Raiders

Bills at Seahawks

After we make our loyal listeners tons of cash money, the totally original and not at all stolen from other more popular shows, AMA, returns.

This week's questions are all over the place and fun:

"Inquiring minds need to know- is mayo disgusting? Discuss."

"How do I deal with an evil step mom and she treats me different from her own kids even when my dad isn't around?"

And, yes, we answer them with only our best of intentions.

The good news is that Chicago Cubs fans can rest easy for at least one more day. The even better news is that the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back for yet another edition of the Internet's most important, life altering podcast.

After getting the warranted CJ Prosise love out of the way, Jared and Joseph move their immediate attention to the wonderful world of the NBA.

What stood out to the guys as of late? Well, we are glad you asked.

Russell Westbrook is lighting the league on fire. Good thing too, as the Oklahoma City Thunder are set to face the Golden State Warriors on Thursday. It will be the first regular season game in which Kevin Durant faces his old squad. Shenanigans surely await.

The New Orleans Pelicans are ruining Anthony Davis. Boo, them, in out hosts' less than humble opinions.

Is the success the Chicago Bulls have had sustainable?

As far as the National Football League is concerned, Jared wants to know if everyone should be worried about the Seattle Seahawks. Rather absurd when you think about it, as Pete Carroll finally learned that Prosise is a legend in waiting.

Bad Tweets returns to discuss Halloween and awful Philadelphia 76er takes.

As usual, the Absurd Questions segment was the opposite of normal.

You can follow Jared on the future-device known as Twitter @JMintzHoops.

A similar thing can be done with the other host who is far less educated, but has a glorious set of hair @JosephNardone.

PS: Be safe out there in the land of ticks and treats!

The good news is that Chicago Cubs fans can rest easy for at least one more day. The even better news is that the Relatively Speaking Podcast is back for yet another edition of the Internet's most important, life altering podcast.

After getting the warranted CJ Prosise love out of the way, Jared and Joseph move their immediate attention to the wonderful world of the NBA.

What stood out to the guys as of late? Well, we are glad you asked.

Russell Westbrook is lighting the league on fire. Good thing too, as the Oklahoma City Thunder are set to face the Golden State Warriors on Thursday. It will be the first regular season game in which Kevin Durant faces his old squad. Shenanigans surely await.

The New Orleans Pelicans are ruining Anthony Davis. Boo, them, in out hosts' less than humble opinions.

Is the success the Chicago Bulls have had sustainable?

As far as the National Football League is concerned, Jared wants to know if everyone should be worried about the Seattle Seahawks. Rather absurd when you think about it, as Pete Carroll finally learned that Prosise is a legend in waiting.

Bad Tweets returns to discuss Halloween and awful Philadelphia 76er takes.

As usual, the Absurd Questions segment was the opposite of normal.

You can follow Jared on the future-device known as Twitter @JMintzHoops.

A similar thing can be done with the other host who is far less educated, but has a glorious set of hair @JosephNardone.

PS: Be safe out there in the land of ticks and treats!