Relatively Speaking Podcast

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is very easily the best podcast named Relatively Speaking in the land. All other sports-related podcasts are just sad.

Anyway, the NBA season is currently in full-swing. Since Jared and Joseph are such experts in that realm, many things involving grown man in shorts attempting to put a ball through a cylinder is discussed.

The guys both believe that we should all be trusting the process as far as the Philadelphia 76ers are concerned.

Jared makes an argument that the San Antonio Spurs will go 82-0 (kind of).

Why do the New Orleans Pelicans still stink despite Anthony Davis clearly being an alien?

Random Bradley Beal slander!

The New York Knicks stink... obviously.

After even more NBA things are discussed, the Relatively Speaking Podcast moves on to its biggest -- literally -- money maker, with the guys' week eight NFL picks.

The games being picked are:

Patriots at Bills

Seahawks at Saints

Chiefs at Colts

Jets at Browns

Cardinals at Panthers

To finish off this Friday edition of the show, fan-favorite segment Ask Me Anything returns!

Locked in a movie theater for life, allowed to watch only 3 TV shows. what are they and why?

What’s the ideal closing lineup for the Lakers?

The answers to those questions will not only haunt you for the rest of your mortal life, but will follow you into the afterlife in an effort to take your soul.

Follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do the same with the other guy @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is very easily the best podcast named Relatively Speaking in the land. All other sports-related podcasts are just sad.

Anyway, the NBA season is currently in full-swing. Since Jared and Joseph are such experts in that realm, many things involving grown man in shorts attempting to put a ball through a cylinder is discussed.

The guys both believe that we should all be trusting the process as far as the Philadelphia 76ers are concerned.

Jared makes an argument that the San Antonio Spurs will go 82-0 (kind of).

Why do the New Orleans Pelicans still stink despite Anthony Davis clearly being an alien?

Random Bradley Beal slander!

The New York Knicks stink... obviously.

After even more NBA things are discussed, the Relatively Speaking Podcast moves on to its biggest -- literally -- money maker, with the guys' week eight NFL picks.

The games being picked are:

Patriots at Bills

Seahawks at Saints

Chiefs at Colts

Jets at Browns

Cardinals at Panthers

To finish off this Friday edition of the show, fan-favorite segment Ask Me Anything returns!

Locked in a movie theater for life, allowed to watch only 3 TV shows. what are they and why?

What’s the ideal closing lineup for the Lakers?

The answers to those questions will not only haunt you for the rest of your mortal life, but will follow you into the afterlife in an effort to take your soul.

Follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do the same with the other guy @JosephNardone.

It is Monday. Many are mourning the losses -- or one loss (no spoilers here) -- of characters being walloped to the point of no return in The Walking Dead. Luckily for you, humans, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you overcome this insane adversity.

Jared and Joseph start the show glossing over the NFL. Both believe the weekend was a bit of a dull. For what it is worth, they did manage to find a new show mascot, however.

This leads us to the best segment in all of podcasting history, Bad Tweets.

Jared uses one that involves calling the San Diego Chargers the second best team in the AFC. Joseph pulls one from those mean streets that is boycotting the NBA over someone else boycotting something else entirely. America is grand isn't it?

After brand new music, the guys do a deep dive into the NBA. Underrated, overrated, MVP candidates, random Bill Russell slander, all involved in this glorious, if not downright life-changing, preview segment.

Absurd Questions is as absurd as usual this week. Joseph wants Forrest Gump to end with Tom Hanks being stepped on by dinosaur ridden by Christian Slater. Jared wants to know what team from another era would be neat to watch in today's NBA (the answer is none).

Follow Jared on the mean, dark, cold streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do the same with the other host who is less articulate @JosephNardone.

PS: If you're feeling froggy my friends, then jump, Merica.

It is Monday. Many are mourning the losses -- or one loss (no spoilers here) -- of characters being walloped to the point of no return in The Walking Dead. Luckily for you, humans, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you overcome this insane adversity.

Jared and Joseph start the show glossing over the NFL. Both believe the weekend was a bit of a dull. For what it is worth, they did manage to find a new show mascot, however.

This leads us to the best segment in all of podcasting history, Bad Tweets.

Jared uses one that involves calling the San Diego Chargers the second best team in the AFC. Joseph pulls one from those mean streets that is boycotting the NBA over someone else boycotting something else entirely. America is grand isn't it?

After brand new music, the guys do a deep dive into the NBA. Underrated, overrated, MVP candidates, random Bill Russell slander, all involved in this glorious, if not downright life-changing, preview segment.

Absurd Questions is as absurd as usual this week. Joseph wants Forrest Gump to end with Tom Hanks being stepped on by dinosaur ridden by Christian Slater. Jared wants to know what team from another era would be neat to watch in today's NBA (the answer is none).

Follow Jared on the mean, dark, cold streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do the same with the other host who is less articulate @JosephNardone.

PS: If you're feeling froggy my friends, then jump, Merica.

The weekend is near. Luckily for you, friend, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you reach it by way of super heavy societal issues... and bad jokes.

After starting the show discussing Jared's brother potentially dying at the heads of famed serial killer, Matt Frank, the guys quickly jump into fan-favorite segment That Don't Look Good -- which is a three topic discussion this week.

What doesn't look good this week? Well, we are glad you asked:

Josh Brown, the New York Giants, and the incredible hoopla surrounding a rather disposable kicker.

The finality of the Derrick Rose saga, which culminated with a judge and jury deciding to pander to a superstar athlete.

Rick Pitino, Louisville, and the NCAA -- all of which our Joseph Nardone has hot-takes on.

Don't worry, the Relatively Speaking Podcast isn't all about the seriousness nature of the world. We also help make you money!

Week 7 NFL Picks:

Colts at Titans

Ravens at Jets

Patriots at Steelers

Seahawks at Cardinals

Texans at Broncos

After a rather wild start to the show, both Jared and Joseph somehow bounce back to break some news (for real).

Returning to finish the show, making its second ever appearance in the pod, is a totally brand new, reinventing the wheel segment -- which is totally NOT Absurd Questions in a different form -- Ask Me Anything.

Three or more questions were asked. Three or more questions were answered. You're welcome in advance, humans.

Follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do the same with the other guy who is far less talented on the show @JosephNardone.

The weekend is near. Luckily for you, friend, the Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you reach it by way of super heavy societal issues... and bad jokes.

After starting the show discussing Jared's brother potentially dying at the heads of famed serial killer, Matt Frank, the guys quickly jump into fan-favorite segment That Don't Look Good -- which is a three topic discussion this week.

What doesn't look good this week? Well, we are glad you asked:

Josh Brown, the New York Giants, and the incredible hoopla surrounding a rather disposable kicker.

The finality of the Derrick Rose saga, which culminated with a judge and jury deciding to pander to a superstar athlete.

Rick Pitino, Louisville, and the NCAA -- all of which our Joseph Nardone has hot-takes on.

Don't worry, the Relatively Speaking Podcast isn't all about the seriousness nature of the world. We also help make you money!

Week 7 NFL Picks:

Colts at Titans

Ravens at Jets

Patriots at Steelers

Seahawks at Cardinals

Texans at Broncos

After a rather wild start to the show, both Jared and Joseph somehow bounce back to break some news (for real).

Returning to finish the show, making its second ever appearance in the pod, is a totally brand new, reinventing the wheel segment -- which is totally NOT Absurd Questions in a different form -- Ask Me Anything.

Three or more questions were asked. Three or more questions were answered. You're welcome in advance, humans.

Follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do the same with the other guy who is far less talented on the show @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help ease you into your workweek. Why? Because we have an unconditional love for our listeners, obviously.

After bragging about being well above the .500 mark picking NFL games, some insights are discussed concerning the weekend's slate of games.

To briefly highlight what is mentioned:

The Dallas Cowboys, Dak Prescott, their offensive line, are all super awesome and we should worship Jerry Jones for being a genius.

Tom Brady is not only still very much good looking, but he remains the best gunslinger in all of the National Football League.

Are the Buffalo Bills good?

Save for the Patriots, are there any other elite-level teams?

And, of course, more!

Bad Tweets returns this week. Joseph basically uses it as a platform to discuss the Nigel Hayes backlash even more... even though he wrote 2,000 words on it recently. Jared wants to discuss "The Heist of the Century" trade between the Chicago Bulls and Milwaukee Bucks!

As for Absurd Questions, Joseph is interested in if Jared would drink a full gallon of creamer and Jared wants to know about eating food out of a can. It's complicated stuff, to be honest, so you just need to keep your ears open and listen.

Be safe everyone. Don't text while driving -- or, for that matter, do advanced geometry while operating any form of vehicle.

Follow Jared on the rough and tumble future-device known as Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do a similar thing with Joseph, who can be found on the mean streets @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help ease you into your workweek. Why? Because we have an unconditional love for our listeners, obviously.

After bragging about being well above the .500 mark picking NFL games, some insights are discussed concerning the weekend's slate of games.

To briefly highlight what is mentioned:

The Dallas Cowboys, Dak Prescott, their offensive line, are all super awesome and we should worship Jerry Jones for being a genius.

Tom Brady is not only still very much good looking, but he remains the best gunslinger in all of the National Football League.

Are the Buffalo Bills good?

Save for the Patriots, are there any other elite-level teams?

And, of course, more!

Bad Tweets returns this week. Joseph basically uses it as a platform to discuss the Nigel Hayes backlash even more... even though he wrote 2,000 words on it recently. Jared wants to discuss "The Heist of the Century" trade between the Chicago Bulls and Milwaukee Bucks!

As for Absurd Questions, Joseph is interested in if Jared would drink a full gallon of creamer and Jared wants to know about eating food out of a can. It's complicated stuff, to be honest, so you just need to keep your ears open and listen.

Be safe everyone. Don't text while driving -- or, for that matter, do advanced geometry while operating any form of vehicle.

Follow Jared on the rough and tumble future-device known as Twitter @JMintzHoops.

You can do a similar thing with Joseph, who can be found on the mean streets @JosephNardone.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you navigate what is hopefully the last day of your treacherous workweek. With all things being equal, even if you have to take the dangerous voyage to your place of employment throughout the weekend, we are still here to brighten your day.

Carmelo Anthony is mad at SLAM for picking him as the 15th best player in the NBA. For some context, that is higher than most reputable outlets have him pegged at, and SLAM is much more a pop-culture magazine than it is one that often dabbles in NBA analysis.

Jared and Joseph discuss Melo's anger. Jared thinks it is a bit misplace, and Joseph believes that the New York Knicks forward can be slotted pretty much anywhere between 12-20... depending on if he's had enough coffee on the day asked.

Is the Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook mostly made up beef great for the NBA? Of course it is.

That Don't Look Good returns to discuss the NFL's ratings. Joseph and Jared aren't buying a particular narrative many seem to be pushing as of late. Listen to find out what it is!

NFL picks are here to help you save your marriage by way of winning all sorts of crazy loot.

Week 6 Picks:

49ers at Bills

Panthers at Saints

Steelers at Dolphins

Falcons at Seahawks

Cowboys at Packers

For what it is worth, both guys are well above the .500 mark on the season.

Finally, a brand new segment on the Relatively Speaking Podcast. It is, uh, not really inventing the wheel, though. It's the Relatively Speaking Podcast's AMA... which is code for: Let's do Absurd Questions, but crowdsource from out listeners instead of doing it ourselves.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you navigate what is hopefully the last day of your treacherous workweek. With all things being equal, even if you have to take the dangerous voyage to your place of employment throughout the weekend, we are still here to brighten your day.

Carmelo Anthony is mad at SLAM for picking him as the 15th best player in the NBA. For some context, that is higher than most reputable outlets have him pegged at, and SLAM is much more a pop-culture magazine than it is one that often dabbles in NBA analysis.

Jared and Joseph discuss Melo's anger. Jared thinks it is a bit misplace, and Joseph believes that the New York Knicks forward can be slotted pretty much anywhere between 12-20... depending on if he's had enough coffee on the day asked.

Is the Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook mostly made up beef great for the NBA? Of course it is.

That Don't Look Good returns to discuss the NFL's ratings. Joseph and Jared aren't buying a particular narrative many seem to be pushing as of late. Listen to find out what it is!

NFL picks are here to help you save your marriage by way of winning all sorts of crazy loot.

Week 6 Picks:

49ers at Bills

Panthers at Saints

Steelers at Dolphins

Falcons at Seahawks

Cowboys at Packers

For what it is worth, both guys are well above the .500 mark on the season.

Finally, a brand new segment on the Relatively Speaking Podcast. It is, uh, not really inventing the wheel, though. It's the Relatively Speaking Podcast's AMA... which is code for: Let's do Absurd Questions, but crowdsource from out listeners instead of doing it ourselves.