Relatively Terrible

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  • Top Ten Worst Types of Social Media Content

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    Your feed is not “random.” It’s a scoreboard, and the internet keeps handing trophies to the worst behavior. We build a ruthless top 10 list of the most unbearable social media trends, from staged kindness content that uses people as props to public prank videos that make strangers the punchline. We also get into parents scaring their kids for clicks and why trading trust for a viral moment is a deal nobody should take. 

    From there, we dig into the stuff that quietly poisons your brain: AI videos passed off as real, AI music where people soak up praise for work they did not do, and challenge content with huge money claims that feels painfully fake. We talk about Karen videos that look suspiciously “perfectly timed,” try-on hauls that start in underwear to farm views, and gym “fitness” clips that seem designed for attention instead of health. If you have ever felt gross after scrolling, we try to name why. 

    We also hit the posts that spike outrage and division fast: political content from strangers who do not know you, plus extreme traffic stop clips that get shared for rage value. In the bonus round we call out celebrity memorial posts that turn death into engagement and feed parasocial relationships, then we lighten it up by sharing the creators we actually enjoy, from book content to wholesome kid and animal videos to a little Judy Dench appreciation. 

    If you’ve got a social media pet peeve, you’re going to want to argue with our rankings. Subscribe for more culture questions with comedy, share this with a friend who hates doomscrolling, and leave a review, then tell us: which type of content should have been our number one?

    Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

    36 min
  • The Top Ten Holiday Problems No One Escapes

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    The holidays are coming whether you’re ready or not, and we’re not pretending it’s all cozy lights and perfect vibes. We put together a brutally honest, laugh-first ranking of the top 10 things that suck about the holiday season, and somehow it gets more relatable the deeper we go. If you’ve ever felt that creeping holiday stress, the weird emotional whiplash of forced cheer, or the dread of winter sickness, you’re in the right place.

    We dig into the post holiday blues, the pressure to be happy (and the pressure to make everyone else happy), and why “holiday magic” can quietly turn into a performance. We also get practical: porch pirates, packed stores, gift giving pressure, materialism, and the lose-lose dilemma of traveling and not traveling. Along the way we argue about what belongs in the top three, what should be dead last, and why the waiting might be the worst part of all.

    After we lock the final list, we switch gears and give quick, relatively terrible reviews of two recent movies: Clayface, a horror-leaning surprise with old-school filmmaking tricks, and Wildwood, a dark stop-motion swing that deserves more attention. If you want comedy, culture commentary, and a few hot takes you can’t unhear, press play.

    Subscribe for more, share the episode with a friend who hates holiday shopping, and leave a review so more people can find the show.

    Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

    28 min
  • 10 Questions From 10 Fans

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    We opened up the question box and the Goonie Gang did not hold back. What starts as a harmless “what are your hobbies?” turns into a rapid fire tour of our family’s brains, including books you buy just to smell the pages, video games and streaming habits, and the kind of comfort YouTube we throw on when we are winding down together.

    Then we get hit with the big one: zombie apocalypse strategy. Do we bunker up with supplies, try the classic “take over Walmart” plan, or admit we are probably not making it past day three? From there we swing into a question that gets more real than you would expect from a comedy family podcast: how strict we are, what a healthy home conversation looks like, and why kids should not be scared to ask basic questions without getting shut down.

    We also talk about why swear words are only funny when they are used with purpose, not spammed for shock, plus a couple of classic listener prompts that get uncomfortably creative. You will hear how fans react when they meet us in public, why “you’re taller in person” is basically a guaranteed line, and our take on the modern reality of living at home after 18 when rent and wages do not match. We wrap with the important debates: pizza versus Rachel’s chicken cutlets, what makes the recipe work, and which decade we would time travel to for the music, movies, and memories.

    If you laughed, cringed, or felt a little called out, help us out: subscribe, share the episode with a friend, and leave a review so more people can find the show.

    Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

    20 min
  • Top Ten Fictional Places We Refuse To Visit

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    Sesame Street shows up on our “never visit” list, and once we start explaining why, it only gets worse. We’re ranking the top 10 fictional locations we refuse to set foot in, pulling from horror movies, sci-fi, fantasy, and pop culture worlds that feel dangerous, depressing, or psychologically impossible to survive.

    We bounce from internet horror like the Backrooms to classic nightmares like Freddy’s boiler room, then jump into high-stakes settings like Jurassic World where survival is technically possible but the odds are ugly. Along the way we hit Pet Sematary and the fear of bringing something back wrong, The Matrix and the dread of living inside a fake reality, and Severance’s Lumen Industries where the scariest part is what happens to your identity when work becomes a sealed box.

    Then the debate heats up as we reshuffle the list with bonus swaps, fight about what belongs above the Upside Down, and land on a final ranking that says a lot about what we each fear most: monsters, systems, isolation, or being trapped in a place that rewrites the rules around you.

    Listen for the full top 10, tell us what we got wrong, and drop your personal “absolutely not” fictional location. If you had fun, subscribe, share the episode with a friend who loves movie debates, and leave a review, what place would be your number one no-go?

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    20 min
  • Top 10 Iconic Fictional Duos List

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    A great fictional duo can make a whole story feel bigger and a bad duo can ruin it fast. We put that theory to the test by drafting our Top 10 non-romantic fictional duos across TV shows, movies, animation, and comics, and we do it the only way we know how: loud, opinionated, and just organized enough to keep the list from exploding. If you love pop culture debates, character chemistry, and arguments that somehow turn into math, this one is built for you. 

    We start with personal picks and quickly hit the big questions: does a duo have to be “healthy” to be great, or is dysfunction part of the appeal? That takes us from the messy greatness of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman to the clean crowd-pleaser energy of Woody and Buzz, plus the timeless heart of Calvin and Hobbes. We also wrestle with what counts as iconic, how nostalgia bends rankings, and why certain pairings like Han Solo and Chewbacca feel legendary even when not everyone loves both characters equally. 

    Then we bring out a bonus round that lets us reshuffle the list, followed by a sour candy challenge that earns one last change and proves we will do anything for a better ranking. We close by calling out overrated duos, not to dunk on them, but to ask what we actually value in storytelling: influence, writing, or pure watchability. Subscribe for more culture-with-humor drafts, share this with a friend who argues about rankings, and leave a review with your must-have duo we forgot.

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    27 min
  • We Argue Our Way To A Family Top 10 Band List

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    A family Top 10 bands list should be simple. Then four people sit down with completely different tastes and try to agree on one ranking without starting a war. We go from classic rock and heavy metal to metalcore, pop punk, and post-hardcore, making the case for what matters most: longevity, innovation, influence, live shows, and the albums that hit at the right time in your life.

    Along the way we debate Deep Purple’s legacy, argue about the Red Hot Chili Peppers and lineup chemistry, and clash over newer heavy hitters like Spiritbox. The Dance Gavin Dance conversation gets especially real because sometimes the best band on paper is the one you’re personally burned out on. We also plant our flag on Underoath as a genre-defining band, then throw the whole list into chaos with honorable mentions and a one-time swap rule that forces tough cuts.

    The ranking takes an emotional turn when we talk New Found Glory and the loss of Chad Gilbert, then we land the plane with our final family list and give you listening recommendations by sharing favorite albums for key picks, including Black Sabbath’s Master of Reality, Underoath’s Lost in the Sound of Separation, House of Heroes’ Say No More, and Emery’s The Question. If you love music debates, band rankings, and genuine family banter, press play, then subscribe, share with a friend who will argue with you, and leave a review with your personal Top 3.

    Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

    21 min
  • We Build A Top 10 List Of Things Worth Reviving

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    We tried to make a simple nostalgia list and somehow ended up diagnosing modern life. We’re a family comedy podcast, so yes, we argue and roast each other, but the question is real: what did we lose while we gained convenience? Our Top 10 “things we’d bring back” starts with the obvious heavy hitter, common courtesy, and turns into a full-on debate about what public life feels like when everyone is distracted, impatient, and stuck in their own bubble.

    From there, we get into the bigger cultural stuff: marriage, commitment, and why long-term partnerships don’t seem to earn the same respect they used to. We also talk about having kids and the way society frames family life as an inconvenience instead of something worth building around. If you’re searching for honest conversations about modern culture, family values, and why people feel more disconnected, you’ll hear plenty to agree with and plenty to argue about.

    Then we go full nostalgia with purpose: real music with actual musicianship, story-driven horror like the Vincent Price era, and the kind of 2000s comedy movies that weren’t terrified of being funny. We miss malls that were real hangouts, Blockbuster nights that felt like an event, and even simpler phones that didn’t drag the entire internet into every moment. Plus: Pizza Rev, Taco Bell’s chicken crust taco, and other specific throwbacks that will either make you hungry or start a fight.

    Listen, share it with someone who misses the same things, and leave us a review if you want more episodes like this. What’s the one thing you’d bring back first?

    Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

    32 min
  • A Family Picks Their Top Ten Comfort Shows

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    You know that moment when your day is cooked, your brain won’t settle, and you need something safe on the TV just to breathe again? That’s the energy we’re chasing as we build our family Top 10 comfort shows list, the stuff we can rewatch a thousand times, quote in our sleep, and throw on as background noise when life feels too loud. Comfort TV is not the same as “best TV,” and we make that line very clear while we draft, rank, and roast each other’s picks.

    We each bring personal favorites to the table, then we negotiate a final list that includes heavy hitters like The Office, King of Queens, Modern Family, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine, plus animated comfort picks like Phineas and Ferb and Wallace and Gromit. Along the way, we debate what makes a show actually comforting: consistent seasons, familiar jokes, low-stress pacing, and whether you can genuinely fall asleep to it. We also admit the uncomfortable truth that a great show can be the wrong choice at night if it makes you anxious or pulls your full attention.

    After the rankings, we hit a bonus round with swaps, lock the final Top 10, then pivot to “what was good this week,” including Dragon Con stories, Rachel finishing The Bear, and a few wild media notes that feel very on-brand for us. If you’ve ever searched for comfort shows to watch, bedtime TV recommendations, or the best shows to rewatch, you’ll leave with a list, a framework, and plenty to argue about.

    Subscribe for more culture questions with comedy, share this with your comfort-show friend, and leave a review telling us your number one comfort show.

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    18 min
  • We Build A Top 10 List Of Terrible Entertainment

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    Boredom hits, and suddenly you’re one scroll away from losing an hour or one “fun night out” away from spending money you didn’t plan to spend. We decide to stop pretending every popular pastime is automatically good and build a brutally honest Top 10 list of the worst forms of entertainment, using a hat draw to force the debate. The result is funny, a little unhinged, and way more relatable than we expected.

    We dig into doomscrolling and social media algorithms that are engineered for compulsion, including the infuriating reality of people scrolling while driving. Then we go after clout culture with pranks for views and the uncomfortable side of staged “kindness content,” where strangers become props and the camera becomes the point. We also talk reality TV and daytime TV as background misery that somehow keeps getting renewed.

    From there, we zoom out to expensive crowd-based entertainment: bars that attract bad decisions, outdoor music festivals that cost a fortune for sweat and long lines, and the cultural pressure to take little kids to Disney before it even makes sense. We even hit sports culture and sports betting, plus the creeping threat of AI music pushing out real artists. If you’ve ever wondered why certain “fun” leaves you tired, irritated, or numb, this one puts words to it.

    Listen, then share your own worst form of entertainment and tell us what you’d rank at number one. If you like the show, subscribe, share it with a friend, and leave a quick review.

    Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

    23 min
  • A Family Builds A Top 10 Comfort Movie List

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    A comfort movie sounds simple until you try to rank it with your family. We chase the kind of movie that feels like a warm blanket, the one you throw on because you already know every line, and then we immediately derail into debates about what “comfort” even means. Is it the movie you’ve seen a hundred times, the one that makes you laugh no matter what mood you’re in, or the one you defend purely out of nostalgia?

    We turn the whole thing into a game by drawing titles from a hat and forcing ourselves to place each pick into a top 10 comfort movie list without knowing what’s coming next. That rule creates panic, bargaining, and truly questionable math as we argue over guilty pleasures, animated favorites, and whether a longer, emotional story can still count as a comfort watch. The list gets spicy fast: Over The Top sparks big feelings, Wreck It Ralph causes outrage, and the bonus round becomes a full-on negotiation.

    By the end, we lock in our final ranking: 10 Over The Top, 9 Wreck It Ralph, 8 Blast From The Past, 7 Chip ’n Dale Rescue Rangers, 6 Uncle Buck, 5 The Rocker, 4 Toy Story 3, 3 Step Brothers, 2 School Of Rock, 1 House Guest. Then we wrap with what was good this week and a sleep stream idea that should probably never exist. Listen now, share this with your movie-night group, and leave a review telling us your number one comfort movie and why.

    Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

    18 min

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