ReMake Me

We have a real interview with an author this episode, Justin tries to sing and rap and fails at both, a new podcast on the horizon?, Pokemon Go is discussed more than it probably should have been, Russ kicks himself in the crotch, the least helpful vet tech ever, more Pokemon Go, William Smith, oh crap it’s a Z’Darcast, Russ is the audio guy, Robert Z’Dar gives the same performance in every movie and is best at yelling exposition, the Collector is bad at his job, another new podcast on the horizon?, what are the rules of this baseball league?, Russ is a rebel and walked home once without calling, Matrix reference, Justin fell asleep during the movie and didn’t care to rewind because Evil Altar is bad, string from nowhere, still more Pokemon Go talk, We call Lucas Mangum and Russ immediately blows it, the Dark Web is seriously scary, We take sides in the Mangum/Maberry feud, Go buy Lucas’s book!, Russ introduces Justin to the Tiger Man, Maberry is cruisin’ for a goosin’, World’s most generic banner, the angel movie is Heart and Souls, Justin loses his damn mind, I hurt my soul-ankle, the Internet decides which movie is better

Next week: Monster in the Closet & Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

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Russ does the audio, scared of spiders, looking for other Pokemon Raiders, Valentine’s Day, read between the lines, Russ can’t handle good movies, should Zodiac exist?, Justin likes puzzles (and the movie Zodiac), don’t draw and drive, RDJ, RDJ, RDJ, playing Hollywood executive, best Forensic Files ever made, Sally Jesse Raphael again, Satanic Panic is a good name for a band, word searches as homework, taxi shot breaks the pattern, The Zodiac Killer has a great reason for existing, butt-clenching basement scene, Russ derails the entire conversation, Zodiac is still a perfect movie, NiN and credit errors, the intimacy of eye gunk, Justin correctly answers Russ’s question and Russ is angry about it, 8MM is a great movie to never watch more than once, why Taken exists may surprise you, Carrie Fisher use to moonlight, John C. McGinley should be in more things, super detectives, Sloth is the scariest thing since the Downey bear, libraries don’t use the Dewey Decimal system anymore and this blows Justin’s mind, crazy production team detail, a Cloverfield discussion out of nowhere, Robert Z’Dar should have been Pride, cranberry sauce again?

Next week: Evil Altar & Soultaker

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Russ did his homework and has potential proposals for Justin, Russ segues hard into the wrong movie and puts it in his pocket, Justin loves the Winter Olympics and Curling in particular, spending a week watching cricket on YouTube, Russ doesn’t like Shaun of the Dead and he could not be more wrong, checking in on how the House movies are doing, Rosebud is a McGuffin not a red herring Justin, Valentine’s Thanksgiving movie(s), Russ is right now criticizing me and I don’t like it, the realest dialogue in movie history, the balance of Larry Cohen, Barbara Crampton awkward convention story, the family broom, everything comes back to Cabin Fever 2, commercials are the new art form, MumbleGore, dramatic irony is the sub-theme for the night, prepper vs secret spy, WHAT?!, weird dirty talk, Russ read On Writing by Stephen King, Russ humor, Justin is a painfully slow reader so he just doesn’t, reading vs YouTube: which is better?, Blood Rage is a garbage movie, Ted Raimi is great, is Entourage laughing at or celebrating dude-bros?, Slasher, drive-in experiences, weird narration, weird cleavage, apparently not drinking is the weirdest thing ever, bonding with your son by laughing at strangers, more Jeff Foxworthy references because we are relevant, breathing dead bodies, smiling and shaking your head, the Cranberry Sauce Trilogy, I’m Todd!, Justin got to pick the movies and probably disappointed Russ

Next week: Zodiac & Se7en

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The intro that got kept in, RIP Jack Ketchum, a fifteenth-hand story, good horror people at horror conventions, Kevin Spacey bad – Clive Barker good, Justin is wearing a hat now, Google “John Popper Before”, Justin calls out Men’s Warehouse, Russ is nailing all the wife holidays, Justin needs a proposal idea, stories from the memory book, Russ fails miserably, Leprechaun isn’t good and might be Justin’s favorite horror franchise, Leprechaun was originally titled “A Leprechaun Tries Out Various Modes of Transportation”, what are the true Leprechaun origins?, 100 pieces of gold exactly?, Jennifer Aniston is rich because she has a cell phone, Russ once enjoyed Rosie O’Donnell’s cleavage, how to properly conduct an interview, Justin’s story was wrong, not sure if simple or just weird, Justin loves how much Leprechaun loves shoes, being to old to accomplish anything in life, frumpy padded costume, great makeup, Get Out gets 4 Oscar nods, genre is in at the Oscars this year, two white men mention Get Out and then have to talk about racism for an uncomfortable amount of time, painters who sleep over, Russ now knows more about Star Wars than Justin, Novel Ideas with Russ (TM), Russ confuses clever with funny, Contextual Text with Russ (TM), 12 minutes and 10 seconds!, the leprechaun looks like a modern take on the elf from Elves and an Irish chupacabra, Hornswoggle is the victim of this movie, is modern horror too serious/cynical?, Leprechaun Origins sucks big time, Justin has to choose the movies next time

Next week: You’re Next & Blood Rage

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Nothing anecdote-y happened, rewatching Dexter, apparently Justin has no idea what he watched and Russ agrees and disagrees, the Sophomore Slump is real, a reference to Street Fighter the game for once instead of Street Fighter: The Movie, Russ invents a word, the pair disagree a lot on Vince Vaughn’s performance and where to lay blame if there should be, Russ teaches us how to be a proper drug runner, the new “We should start a band!”, Medical Marijuana’s bad marketing, real fight, real explosions, real jails, Justin knows that Vince Vaughn is 6’5”, face-darted, Harry S. Truman was our 33rd President, is Justin a human being? You Decide!, “By the power of Grayskull!”, “Come for the Vince Vaughn; stay for the Jeff Foxworthy” perfectly sums up this podcast, the worst shot ever, don’t call it THE Shocker, if you die in TV you die in real life?, too bad and too insane for Justin, Russ thinks Shocker is actually four movies in one, yelling a character’s backstory at him, Rhino is the hero we deserve, post-concussion syndrome is hilarious, thanks Groucho, watch the first season of Heroes, good police sketches, the Horace Pinker limp story, remote fighting, what is real life?, the John Ritter movie is actually called Stay Tuned…it’s better than Shocker

Next week: Leprechaun & Leprechaun Origins

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Justin hacked freely, Novel Ideas with Russ is back, white people with black names, Justin was not in All That much to his chagrin, a bunch of stupidity until we get back to Novel Ideas, tauntaun style, Russ breaks down and gets a Kindle, when in doubt be McDonald’s, Hot Coffee apparently means different things, YouTube told Justin he wanted to know about Nabisco, bad marketing and dumb deals, Russ misremembered the movie correctly, nothing happens in this movie, Ricky never used an axe, desk oranges, it becomes It Follows, weird tangent about Edward Norton, discussion about the finer points of hairy vs bare chests, bowels of steel, plunging techniques, some urgency would be appreciated after the attempted murder, the movie has a confusing tone, Russ gets Justin a present, Russ saw Juwanna Mann in the theater, Battleship is great watch that instead, leprechauns princesses and prostitutes, so, the Leprechaun stows away in a very particular place, computer chart = clipboard calculator, the most in-depth business transaction negotiations in movie history, why the oranges make sense

Next week: Brawl in Cell Block 99 & Shocker

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VR for Christmas was the gift that kept on giving, What’s your name?, no hair brush answer yet, nerd icons in Love Actually, casual Christmas, weirdly there are some light The Last Jedi spoilers, why we didn’t watch The Devil Inside, creepy son is creepy, why are they filming in found footage movies?, go watch Chronicle instead of this garbage, fat guys trying to determine if it is them wheezing, this seems legit, Russ and Justing poorly try to explain Satanism, random security footage, sonogram photos are dumb, dvd swapping logistics, the promotional video for the movie was better than the movie, Russ keeps saying pram because apparently he is British now, the joyous news of new life hits Russ, all Russ needs is justification in a found footage movie, Justin didn’t pick up on the fact that the sheriff was the girlfriend, dealing with Alzheimer’s in the family isn’t fun, Always Say Please and Thank You, Dr. Dan, Filmmaking Tip:  If you are going to make an argument in a movie and then do the opposite of the conclusion make sure you give a reason why or else it’s confusing and frustrating, judge the dumb shot for yourself (but it’s dumb and bad), running man fingers

Next week: Silent Night Deadly Night 3 & Leprechaun 4: In Space

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The bathroom is clean and the trash was taken out, reflections on a year in podcasting, get in those reviews for the giveaway, go watch Oldboy now!, Russ and Justin gush about Oldboy for like an hour, Jack Frost is still Year Zero for film, Russ tries to Westernize Korean Chinese food, Justin still can’t do impressions, dude eats a live octopus, a movie of one-offs, he M. Bison-ed him, great throat stabbing, villain feels, Babadook is a gay icon apparently, you can pass on the Oldboy remake, Justin would rather talk about Fallen than the remake, interlude to praise Die Hard (and not talk about the remake), mouse cliche, what happened to Spike Lee? why did he make this?, this movie is just the same but worse, different reason for the same twist ending, Russ screws up the ending

Next week: Devil’s Due & The Taking of Deborah Logan

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It’s been one year! This is definitely the best (or worst) episode of the podcast ever! Ryan starts off this mega-episode with a story, Justin was told this would be the 50th episode, we outlived most other podcasts, all your favorite guests are here, Josh from HorrorHound, Cohen Over Coen’s own Tom Kerosec, Ben who is Ben, and Saxophone Ryan! Russ doesn’t try a Jigsaw impression but wants to play a game anyway to determine the movie we watch, Russ forgets how to math and then forgets how to count, Ryan discovers a gardening book, the only question that matters, everybody leaves, Justin can’t cheat, Rawdog Rex, we already watched Maniac Cop…oops, Ben drops some last names, Justin once almost threw a kid off a set of bleachers, he ate the peanut, the gift that keeps on giving, we eventually kind of talk about the movies kind of, our first giveaway, Tom digs himself a hole, Ben wants to talk about something, Russ breaks his neck and it’s hilarious

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Next week: Oldboy (2003 & 2013)

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We did a net-nothing, Russ’s wife gets in a sweet burn, ’Tis the season to bank podcasts, Justin is proud of his secret Santa gift, Russ’s son get’s the perfect gift for poppa, Russ doesn’t get Christmas cookies, Babadook has suspense until it doesn’t, too many creepy things, pop up book is awesome, like Soul Plane, Justin can’t remember Denis Leary’s name and that’s okay or a sign of early onset Alzheimer’s, reading between the lines he’s a weirdo, Russ has never seen an episode of Friends and that boggles my mind, like Signs when you see the monster all the tension is gone, just a reminder that Russ pooped his pants and also lost our writing contest in a clean sweep, The Babadook becomes Home Alone for no reason, Justin can’t make a dinosaur noise, Russ doesn’t want to hear your woulda-coulda-shouldas for It Follows, what about branching paths?, reminder to punch Russ in the face for saying Boo, great exposition? Justin doesn’t think so, reminder that Russ has a Howie Mandel tattoo, when movie plans fail it’s fun for the smart audience, next week is our one year anniversary! #gethyped

Next week: God Told Me To & The Visitor

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