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Come take a casual stroll with us through the Czech forest to Houska Castle—aka the literal lid on a pit to Hell. Along the way, we battle microphone sagas from the underworld, ADHD-induced musical numbers, and a surprise betrayal by the Flo app (because obviously this was the day it chose violence). Will we survive the harrowing walk toward the demon pit? Will Emily be lured in by a suspiciously hot centaur lady? Will Kayla ever recover from the audio drama? One thing’s for sure: whatever’s down there heard us coming.

Bring snacks. And maybe a rope.

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You know what’s worse than buying used furniture? Buying haunted used furniture.

In 1987, the Tallman family thought they scored a sweet secondhand bunk bed. Instead, they accidentally opened a direct line to the “please immediately move out” department of the paranormal.

We’ve got malfunctioning radios, red-eyed shadow figures, talking fog, and a demonic sleepover that nobody signed up for. Bonus points for a haunted house that was brand new — because who says you need creaky Victorian floorboards to be absolutely screwed?

Is it cursed? Demonic? Poltergeist? Or just the worst thrifting decision of all time?

Get cozy. Get uncomfortable.

This is The Haunting of the Tallman Bunk Beds.

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From Romania to Japan to New Jersey ; we’re heading straight into the woods. In this episode, we discuss some of the world’s most haunted forests: Hoia Baciu (a.k.a. “Hayubashu” if you’re us), Aokigahara, and the Pine Barrens.

Questions you didn’t know you needed answers to:

1. What is a pygmy pitch pine? (We asked Google so you don’t have to.)

2. Are there carnivorous plants in the United States? (Yes. We’re not okay.)

3. Why is Captain Kidd haunting New Jersey? (Somehow pirates are involved.)

4. Did Baciu ever find his sheep? (The true mystery.)

5. Is Kayla the Lorax? (Signs point to yes.)

Join us for bad decisions, bad accents, and maybe bad vibes. It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything’s haunted.

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This episode had us gagged (you'll get that joke later, maybe). Join us for the truly WILD conclusion of our investigation of Beattie Mansion centered around the ominous Room 12. After reviewing our evidence, we were left to wonder if we'd been in contact with the home's original owner, or a demon...TBD.

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Join us for our "Redemption Tour" at Beattie Mansion, the location that had us fleeing in the night (literally). In this Part 1, we investigate Mabel's Room where allegedly the spirit of a little girl resides. We had several wild Estes Method sessions in Mabel's room, which makes us unsure if it's the spirit of a little girl or perhaps something darker. 

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Lights, aliens, action! This is part 2 of our Arkansas series...aka, the one where we see a UFO (or a ULO, iykyk). We go into several bits of local folklore and legends, including but not limited to: spook lights, giant blue people, bearded aliens, and hell's half acre. A true smorgasbord! So the main take away here is...Arkansas sure is scary...but fun ;). 

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Welcome, welcome to the first installment of our Atrociously Abysmal and Absurd summer trip to Arkansas. It was upon such trip that we learned of the existent of a truly disgusting "human", Tony Alamo. Join Kayla and Emily as we recount Part 1 of our adventure and delve (for the first time ever) into the realm of cults and crime.  

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Part 2 of our Missouri State Penitentiary visit is all about our 8-hour overnight investigation! If you haven't listened to Part 1, we encourage you to listen to learn about the history of this prison with our guest host, Michael Lear, from the podcast Show Me Murder. In this episode, Emily and Kayla discuss the paranormal theories around mimics and doppelgangers and then we jump into our investigation of MSP where Emily, Kayla, and Michael were the only people on site the whole night!

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Welcome back for Season 3! Our premiere will be a two-parter all about Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City, Missouri. This first episode is about the history and paranormal sightings at MSP and we had the privilege to be joined by Michael Lear of the Show Me Murder podcast, who is also a current history tour guide at MSP.  We are thrilled to present all the knowledge and research Michael has on this location and its inmates. Buckle up for Season 3 it's gonna be our best yet!

Check out Show Me Murder on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/4F8Rp7IRgynuybm5TIFDxd?si=81b28df8385e4416

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Emily and Kayla return to the Sallie House in their final investigation of season two. Our third visit to the Sallie House is definitely the most frightening to date. You will not want to miss our 50 minute conversation with a literal demon via a spirit box (a demon that may or may not have been flirting with Kayla). Leave us a review or we will curse you (please).