Results May Vary

In which we discuss what to call a significant other, not agreeing with podcast guests on everything, how to have successful FaceTime sex, how dating apps can be an ego boost, falling in love fast and trusting your feelings, body compatibility, annoying movie tropes re: sex, self-judgment, orgasmic meditation, and the one thing every couple should try. Check out Richie's awesome brand, My Poet is a Pervert, at https://www.mypoetisapervert.com to shop sex positive greeting cards and more!

In which we discuss losing a condom inside of yourself, how exactly girls orgasm, the dynamics of dating someone who is converting in order to marry you, privacy and the value of keeping sex intimate, taking Plan B, how to be with someone with different political opinions, level of volume during sex, and Lauren’s life motto.

In which we discuss the right time to send a dick pic, why meeting a straight guy at a gay bar is the ultimate dream, how sharing your expectations while dating is important, how okcupid is like Netflix, why keeping your sex life as private as possible can be a good thing, how long you should text before meeting up (hint: not long), and why ghosting gets easier the more you get ghosted.

In which we discuss what you should be upfront about on first dates, why 69ing is the worst, pain during sex and why you should talk to your doctor about it, how guys just assume women are on birth control, how texting boundaries are a real thing, why independent women like being dominated, and Charlotte’s go-to line to see if someone is dating other people. Link @resultsmayvarypod to donate to Planned Parenthood.

In which we discuss upgrading from surgical lube, why 26 is the prime age for dating, how to jailbreak Bumble, how religion can impact sex positivity, and how to find out what sex is if no one ever tells you. Caring Choices donation link: http://www.caring-choices.org/donate.html

In which we discuss leaving marks on someone after sex, how having selfies on your dating profile is a cardinal sin, how all first dates should be on a Tuesday at 7:30 pm, why girls don’t message guys they like on Bumble, how men persecute us for being cat ladies, how all nipples are not created equal, and where we discover that I indirectly set Chelsea's roommate and boyfriend up together.

In which a total stranger comes to my apartment and we talk about how Scott just broke up with his girlfriend ten days prior, how looking for a relationship can lead to the wrong thing, how to get out of a bad date, how ghosting gives you bad dating karma, how Jewish men have a duty to make women orgasm, and where his friends intermittently text him to make sure he’s still alive.