We;re back after a missed week to due Cochise getting subpoena snatched and that's all we can really say. Anyway, we talk about teeters, Leo Fender, motorcycles, the Seattle Mariners, redeeming qualities, Baroness live, the new Paradise Lost album, fighting, cooking vs. baking, chickening out vs. bitching out, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, digital IDs, 3I/ATLAS, Project Bluebeam, and future shock.

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We talk about tweakers, meth for weight loss, Pinocchio, Stromboli, your mom, Red Vines, the croissant monster, Spinal Tap II, Star Trek, the Mariners, lousy drivers, eschatology, the flood, more aliens, dudes from North of Seattle, mimes, Ludacris, the Beastie Boys, and detailed plans for Cochise's 50th birthday party even though it's eight years away.

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We talk about a pirate ship in the desert, pot lucks, the band Party Cannon, drinking a gallon of beer, fancy water, Earth's electromagnetic frequency, UFOs vs. UAPs, liver sonograms, the Mariners, cheating old people, Renton WA, single-ply toilet paper, night vision contact lenses, keeping it real, and dating at 42.

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We talk about trash bags in cars, ants, chemical solutions, Simple Green, the environment, drinking Listerine, eating trash, the importance of circulation, rude-ass doctors, Viagra for the pump, hash browns or home fries, Cochise not eating, sungazing with your browneye, vegans, the Confectionery Court, exit strategies, aliens, sigil magick, Kool-Aid, and Corn Nuts (again).

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Happy not having to work Monday, whatever day it is! We talk about podcast reviews, corncrete, "gluten free", RoboDoc, Paul Verhoeven, sci-fi writers and modern technology, gas prices, how bad CA & WA suck, popped collars, shirt embroidery, context, the proverbial "your mom", the two bin system, ospreys, bone-in ham, spray-on socks, Corn Nuts, ketchup on mac and cheese with hot dogs in it, alcohol, chemistry, and a lot more about Corn Nuts.

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Week off? All that means is you get an extra tasty crispy ep this week! We talk about Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh, The Australian Pink Floyd Show, beezees and peezees, healing power, rest in power Brent Hinds, hoggin' vs. hoggin', playing hurt, old dude jam bands, Madonna, Spanish guitar, VERY MINIMAL GEAR TALK, mental gymnastics, Tigerr Benson, "silly", fake rhino booty hole, doomsday doomscrolling, Rolls Royce hood ornaments, Kleenex, Chakras, getting kicked in the nuts, AI consciousness, opera, "silly" fingers, and final judgement. 

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Friday night lights in the RPDP Holdings back office! We talk about software updates, foodies, or "gourmets" as they used to be called, slapping people, rhinestone cowboys, tonic suits, the Pepsi challenge of suits, Monica Lewinsky 2025, the Arturo Fuente Shark, cigars, mail order mushrooms, droopy bag, faking seizures, the c-word, more about the c-word, another thing about the c-word, using the c-word if you an accent, the c-word in space, how much we love women, sperm bank litigiousness, boiling the lobster, boiling the frog, kidney stones, plum stones, meat sweats, and steak. 

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First of all, a moment of silence for John "Ozzy" Osbourne. We talk about being wrong to girls, f*****g Brooke Hogan, three musketeers, nougat, Twizzlers vs. Red Vines, salient vs. cogent, frosted vs. unfrosted Pop Tarts, parrots, WNBA salaries, the Seattle Supersonics, king kong dongs, waking up blind and deaf, losing your d**k, shadow work, ego, robots j*****g off, and cleaning up the gene pool.

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Another day, another dollar from the front desk in the back office of RPDP Holdings. We talk about improvising, the Geto Boys, out-motherfuckering a motherfucker, finally welcome Scrot to the show, Limp Bizkit, the sun, wheelchairs, emasculation, the introduction of RPDP Finance's Carte Blanche, shitting your pants, baking soda, sports, and accents. 

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