We delve deep into the primordial soup of slash fanfiction. McCoy gets sick of Kirk and Spock’s shit and fixes their relationship for them, which sounds about right. Spock is saved from tiny bears. Kirk expounds upon his sexual exploits. Tory recoils from thinking of Kirk as sexy.

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If there’s something strange in the neighborhood, you probably live in Manhattan. Ghosts are busted, gars are goyled, and mercifully, Slimers are completely absent.

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Optimus Primal learns wisdom from the natives. Dinobot stomps around and grumbles about honor. Everyone gets into an enormous brawl. We try not to think too much about space robot gender politics.

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NERV must harness half-understood occult knowledge to battle a series of blasphemous alien demigods and preserve the fate of humanity in the face of a vast, indifferent cosmos. So it’s basically business as usual. Amado confesses one of his tabletop roleplaying shames.

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Microsoft hates us so it deleted our backlog of episodes. In place of our regularly scheduled episode, enjoy this pilot episode. (TW: sexual exploitation of minors)

Ranma seizes the moral high ground. The light of Christ inspires Ukyo. Genma is an even worse father than he was in canon, in the darkest way possible. Tory gets very excited about a bite.

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I wonder, I wonder, do you know what I wonder? Amado and Tory struggle to stay on topic and not just talk about Revolutionary Girl Utena for an hour.  “Exit, Pursued by a Bear” speaks to the community theater actor in Dom. “Other People” half charms Amado. Nobody likes “Hung Juri.” Sorry, Juri.

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In the first novel in Twoflower’s Slayers Trilogy, the protagonists must look within themselves and face their flaws. One might say they spend a lot of time… REFLECTING? And we do. We say that.

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Our first attempt at a Digimon fanfic features lots of talking, inconclusive flirting between Mimi and Joe, and no Digimon whatsoever. BlackWarTorymon is not pleased.

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We tackle a fanfic that reads like a very serviceable episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but with more Sailor Scouts and less Wesley Crusher. We’ll take that trade.

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