If you’re bored, the best thing you can do is turn on this podcast. The second best thing you could do is get some caffeinated vodka. *Now that I think about it, that might be the worst thing that you can do, so - of course our own Corinne has done it - and she has a story.

Feeling sleepy? Listen to our debate on why only selecting hot people at the sperm bank might be a bad idea. Also, find out Corinne’s bizarre revenge technique at getting back at noisy neighbors who may prevent you from sleeping.

If you’re still bored, you should write us like a few swimmers did and get answers to your questions such as how long it should take to decide on a baby name, or what to do when the person you’re dating is recycling jokes. 

To quote the movie Gladiator: “Are you not entertained?” You will be after this episode.

Enjoy.

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