This week on our show, we sink our teeth into good ol' Saint Nicholas...Nicholas Cage, that is. We're fairly rough on him, but no more than his crippling debt. In case you didn't know, our good buddy has some nasty spending habits which include 15 separate residences such as: $25m for a waterfront property in Newport Beach; $15.7m for some country property and home in Newport, RI; $8.5m house in Las Vegas; $3.4m for a famous haunted mansion in New Orleans; two castles in Europe, for $10m and $2.3m; $3m for a deserted island in the Bahamas; and a nine ft burial tomb (a residence of sorts, I suppose).

Then add in all the exotic cars, pets, shrunken heads, comic books, and the stolen dinosaur skull and you've got a lot less money than you made from all your big movies...so that's why he'll take just about any role they throw at him. But dont' get me wrong, we also rip into Eva Mendes and her lack of clothing, as well as Wes Bentley and his lack of acting ability. Sam Elliott gets nothing but our undying respect.

Watch us tear Daredevil (Ben Affleck) a new one while we watch with you in real time. And no, I don't mean the new hole that Elektra (Jennifer Garner) put in him with one of her sais (fancy knife, like that one giant turtle dude with the orange bandana used to have). Nor do I mean the hole Ben's wife (Jennifer Garner) left in him after their divorce. We're making a brand-new hole, and you can join us!