00:00 Puberty in Reverse: my squeaky intro & low-T infomercial riff

02:15 Tin-Foil Router Madness: Cody explains why it kills Wi-Fi (and maybe COVID?)

04:40 Don’t Dome the Chiefs: I threaten to riot if Arrowhead gets a roof

07:30 The Whitest Netflix Doc: Burrow, Cousins, Goff, and the “Mid QB Cycle”

09:05 King of the Hill Trailer Breakdown—Boomhauer’s sun damage, Bill’s shut-in era, Peggy’s “vay-gen” moment, Dale from the ceiling, and Hank saying “nepo baby”

28:30 Cody’s Scam-Proof Support Plan (aka “Protect Your Folks, Save Your Laptop”)

34:10 Does Joseph Know? Redcorn theories, Dale denial, and Chane’s glow-down

36:45 Wrap-up & my promise to spoil the premiere while Cody’s at Sturgis

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