Reverse Sequels

This movie raised a lot of questions. Namely - what is a sicario and what is a soldado? Also, what are the character’s names and jobs and relationships to each other? But if you can get past that then… well, this is definitely a movie! So watch your vis and join us as we discuss Sicario: Day of the Soldado!

This is a movie about four married couples that was written by a man who has never been married and it shows. It has some of the most despicable characters ever put on screen along with overly preachy messages, blatant homophobia, and the world’s strangest asparagus preparation. So grab an STD cure that your secretary overnighted to you in the mountains and join us for Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married!

Our first Tyler Perry movie had it all – friendship, love, chilling violence against women, and an ending worthy of M. Night Shyamalan. Grab your golf clubs as we discuss Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too!

On this episode we are tackling all of the big Underworld questions - whose side are you on in the Vampire versus Werewolf war? Would a half Vampire half Werewolf be able to breed or would they be sterile like a mule? And most importantly - do vampires go to the bathroom? So grab your silver nitrate bullets and join us for the original Underworld!

Kate Beckinsale is a Death Dealer in the great war between Vampires and Lycans and this movie is a war between shooting guns in slow motion and bad dialogue. I don’t know who will win but I know that the audience loses. So grab your UV rounds and join us for Underworld: Evolution!

It’s an 80s movie about a young man traveling through time because of an old scientist’s experiment, with jokes about Ronald Reagan as an actor and confusion over sodas. No, not that one. Hop in your horse trailer and join us for the Philadelphia Experiment!

It’s an alternate reality where the Nazis won World War 2, Southern California is a pile of rubble, and time travelers are just trying to get laid. This movie is all great concepts and bad execution. So grab your adamantium hood ornament and join us for the Philadelphia Experiment 2!

Imagine if Batman was a retired government agent who faked his own death and now works at Home Depot. And also he’s a psychopath with OCD who hangs out at all night diners reading books and befriending Russian prostitutes. Add in some eye powers and a truly great villain named Teddy and you’ve got this week’s movie. So grab your corkscrew and join us for the Equalizer!

What do a kidnapped girl, a Holocaust survivor, and an inner city youth have in common? What is the best way to kill a douchey dude-bro? Just what kind of soup was that? The answers to these questions and more can be found in this week’s episode. Activate your Lyft app and join us as we discuss The Equalizer 2!

Merry Christmas from Reverse Sequels! Unfortunately you’ve been naughty this year so you are getting the movie version of a lump of coal. Travel to the mythical land of Aldovia by way of New York by way of Chicago where a terrible journalist whose only personality is in her shoes falls in love with a prince who she’s known for about two hours. So grab your hand-whittled acorn hiding royal decree and join us for A Christmas Prince!