In a future world where all crimes are legal including murder but for some reason excluding using explosives - the real crime is that we never saw these movies earlier! Grab your bear traps and barricade busters and join us as we talk about the Purge: Anarchy!

Picture this: a tight 90 minute, fast-paced action film starring Vin Diesel, a young Anna Nicole Smith, and Tim Robbins. Factor in some BMX stunts, missile riding, death-faking, and tattoo origin stories. None of those predictions came true in this movie but join us anyway and discuss what we got right and what we could have never predicted with xXx!

Do you want to see Ice Cube make love to a hamburger? Do you want to see Willem Dafoe plot to wipe out half of the presidential line of succession? Do you want to see Scott Speedman again? Then this is the low-expectation movie for you! Hop in your finest, rarest, most easily traceable car and join us as we discuss xXx: State of the Union.

Ellie: Podcaster, Guinness Book of World Record Holder, Favorite Karaoke Song: Zombie by the Cranberries.

Patrick: Podcaster, Occasional Pirate, Never Broken a Bone, World's Number One Steven Seagal fan

Both: lovers of the classic Vin Diesel Sequel. Join us as we discuss xXx: The Return of Xander Cage!

Want to see an all star cast magically make a decent plot line disappear? Want to see Common get hypnotized? Want to see Conan O’Brien appear out of thin air? Fake your death for no reason and join us as we examine what we got right, what we got wrong, and what we could have never predicted with the original Now You See Me.

Poof! Jesse Eisenberg Poof! Mark Ruffalo Poof! Morgan Freeman Poof! Daniel Radcliff Poof! Michael Caine. If you want a movie that has as many celebrities as plot lines and sleight of hand then this is for you. If you want a movie that is about using magic to take down evil corporations then this is for you. If you want to see Woody Harrelson as his own twin, let’s be real who doesn’t want to see that? Grab your Ace of Spades and join us as we discuss Now You See Me 2.

This is a movie about a cute talking bear who goes to London and gets adopted by a quirky but loving family. It's also a movie about British imperialism, racism, murder, war orphans, and escaping the Holocaust. As we have learned this is one fucked up family franchise. So put a marmalade sandwich under your dead uncle's hat and join us for Paddington!

This movie is like the TV show Oz except with a talking bear making marmalade sandwiches instead of a Nazi assaulting people in the showers. If that sounds disturbing that's because this children's movie is deeply dark and unsettling. So grab your pop up books and join us for Paddington 2!

Have you even wondered what it would look like to see a man’s face impaled on a door frame? Do you want to see an amazingly choreographed two-on-one martial arts scene where one character continues to fight with a fluorescent light bulb protruding from his jugular? Did you like Cube? If you answered yes to any or all of these then The Raid: Redemption is for you. Join us as we review what we got right, what we got wrong, and what we could have never predicted with The Raid.

This episode is as epic as this movie, an epic crime drama filled with thrilling choreography, stunning directing, and buckets of blood. It's equal parts brutal and beautiful. So grab a baseball bat or a hammer and join us for the Raid 2!