Wasn't any tea around but we still wanted to make a statement.

We have internet reviews for romance novels featuring blue cyborgs, alkaline water, dustpans and brooms, and geological guides to state parks. We also bring back a feature of one of our favorite celebrity reviews, Felicia Day! She reviews books! Water! Books! Reviews! Party!

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The 7th circle is a Judas and Brutus tag team cage match in Lucifer's gnashing jaws.

We got some internet reviews, too! For an unholy inn in Elmhurst, a fantastic book on Christian wrestling, a church in Downer's Grove, a burger joint in God knows where, and Sesame Street. For a little segment we got a big ol' Steam-ing pile of reviews Digimon Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition. Off the top rope!

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Venture into the forbidden zone and there's going to be WEIRD stuff! Not like, sexual stuff in nature but perhaps weird. Weirder than a drum circle. It's hard to explain but its weird and its in the sand! AHHH! Weird reviews in this one for weaponized skip-its, John D. MacArthur's Weird Beach State Park, JJ's LA Hotel and Homeless Fortress, that Discord app, bells that lack double dingability, and Kramer's Crematorium.

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We're just about there, boys: Tuna Town.

We got internet reviews for Arby's in North Dakota, The Nun's Curse, the titular StarKist Chunk Light Tuna, Ed Edd and Eddy, Poor Things, and a bunch of reviews from a central Michigan dude named Trent. Tuna in!

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Stand back, I've got this! It's in my hands! The power of the funk is in my hands! I can control it! I can control the funk! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~

Review Party got 'dem internet reviews for some padded underwear, Campbell's Baked Potato with Steak and Cheese soup, 4lb bale of star from Amazon, some fast food reviews from Jeepers Creepers man himself Justin Long, a bunch of Spam, Aspen Mountains, and Starkist Tuna. Funk up, chumps.

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This little guys, *sigh*. He just wasn't made for this world. What we do have here, though, are some otherworldly (internet) reviews for Long John Silvers, TotalWine.come, Romantix Adult Arcade, A Christmas Carol, a silly little activity journal, and a big ol' arena in Omaha. Buckle up, Berts, this is a bumpy ride!

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Kicking off 2024 with a look back at some beauties that came before, so that we may steel our resolve for the reviews and comedy that will come in the future. This is the calm before the storm! Comedy storm! AHHHH!!

We got little treats from episodes 36-56, a fat stack, including a Seinfeld review from episode 36, a review for White Sands National Park from episode 39, a tripod chair from 42, A Statue of a Monkey with a Beer and a lost segment from episode 44, an Ewok movie double pack from 47, a look at the """Original""" Tamagotchi from 51, and a Listerine review from big episode 56.

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'Twas the night before Chris-mas, and all through reviews, not a creature was stirring, not even a moose.

I hope you wanted reviews for Chris-mas because we got reviews for janky plastic sleds, soap dispensers that look like snails, a blink-182 DVD, and a fat batch of Christmas movie reviews for The Knight Before Christmas, Rare Exports, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and more!

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They always want the beef n' shrimp, but they never want the beefin' shrimp. We got reviews for Chef Boyardee, bars and grills, bamboo brushes for the dishes and such, a toilet seat that closes slowly, Baldur's Gate 3, and Lake Michigan. Don't forget to turf while you surf!

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If there's one thing we need to demand more of, its that sweet bread of the garlic. You know, with the cheese! With the cheese! With the reviews! For pizza places in Vancouver, accidental blender part orders, and Godzilla VS Space Godzilla VS John Wick Jr. We also take a cheeky peek into the world of Sims 4 patch notes, and astute listeners already know we are taking one last look at the Three Wolf Moon with our own reviews for that legendary T. I'm not talking mister!

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