Your momma, your daddy, your sister, aunt Patty they’re all getting out! The dog, the cat, the snake, the rat, they’re all getting out! Your roommate, his sister, and that funny ol’ mister. Everybody’s getting out!

Today’s topics include pillars of salt, edible puddy, the intersection of crackers and cheese, the four slivers of a man’s heart, bungalows, popsicles, The Fourth Pleasure, the J. Peterman Catalog, and hot steamy dragon time.

I go up to the guy I say "Hey, get me the BIG BROCCOLI this time, and I mean it!" What he wheels out, it is disappointing to say the least. And they call this a 5 star large broccoli purveyor! 

Today's topics include holding up the moon that is society, ground-penetrating radar, little Mt. Rushmore, time, chaos, jokes, anti-gravity yoga pants, Nicole 666, putting the baja on blast, and baby daddies.

One clown is bad enough, but a clown that is doubling down on the clowning, that's enough to make a non-clowning fellow go mad. Maybe even a fellow clowning fellow!

Today's topics include balls you can throw, ruckus, cabinet creeping, seedy demons, Stair Boy, The Hoboken chicken Emergency, not enjoying Fraser, and Quirky neighbors.

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I’m talking Andross, I’m talking Zordon, I’m talking the Wizard of Oz, I’m talking the baby sun from Teletubbies.

Today’s topics include Timmy OJ, candy shrapnel, peppermint porcupines, Army boy swagger, being cool and casual, getting decently drunk, dirty filthy swamp music, Elon Musk and the blue check mark, Kwik Trip trips, and little butt cheeks.

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You thought the boys always had your back, like the beans in your chili. It ain't like that no more, man; not even the barley is going to survive this beef.

Today's topics include rainbow vomit, fridge, engines and ingots, cinnamon buns, hot-sick Christmas, pudding, yelling "Bumblebee!", beers, Snapchat, creamy clam chowder, and the memories of a bottle.

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You want the chili? You can't handle the chili!

Today's topics include the Mona Lisa, tongues in cheeks, pajama pants problems, the children, transcending the human form, riptide, raiding the woof, Frankenstein (again!) and the value of human life.

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Close down the pool at the end of summer just to open it back up in fall, but this time it's full of maple syrup. Make sure you have some coffee cans full of coins to scare all the bears away.

Today's topics include stupid beads, lent, hobby lobbyist, Hell, whippin', bike type dudes, off-hours pumpkin patch, dinosaur shows, being a ham guy, a different drummer, P-spicers, a sneaky little sausage, and going paperless.

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When a ghost says BOO, that's a spooky review. And we've got plenty of special, spectral reviews for you this Halloweek!

Today's topics include hoochie bars and hoochie Halloween outfits, dressing like a McDonald's worker with teased hair and makeup, monthly supplements of candy corn, and being 13, just lying for money. Plus, a special look at historical reviews of Frankenstein (1931). 

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Wicked stuff, my guy.

Today’s topics include sweat, cool graphics, Coca Cola, volleyball, bad blueberries, spices and salts, broth, guy bubbling, Chainsaw Man, thrusting, and flying wolves.

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I’ve never seen a caterpillar on a man’s lip… SO SEVERE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This weeks topics include hot balls, a little thumb humor, feet soup, sharks in the garden, super raccoons, eating poison, evolving rapidly, chocolate cupcakes, more yoga pants, a remarkable level of spice, and logistics.

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