Kind of like picking your favorite sports team.

Today's topics include buying stupid things, black hole theme parks, lag free Jesus, keeping up with the Abraham's, niplessness, your gothic homies, bringing some pepper, big puddles, and tastebuds.

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For they're a jolly good podcast, for they're a jolly good podcast, that only reads reviews.

Today's topics include frustration, sparks, a pile of toddler spit, earning the kicks, mean mugging, Emilio, eating dinner with the swamp thing, American recipes and numbers, tea servings, and My Chemical Romance.

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It's like the episode of King of the Hill where Luanne and Peggy join a cult, except it's Brent and Matt and it's a podcast where they talk about reviews, so it's really not, but I do really like that episode.

Today's topics include Ricky's Ten Gallon Hat Store, Morbius, running in cool jackets, mummies, standard backpack practices, my pretty, Hobby Lobby, the right to enjoy burgers, bam-bam, and a God-awful bean bag of skin.

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We're talking pink tax people, that shit's whack. 

Today's topics include credos and mottoes, the banana shirt, classic haunts, human parts, stressful pleasure, dried beans, being a bad bitch, and the devil's butt crack.

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Ready for the 'roo? I don't think you are, you don't know the rules yet! That's right, all the best parties start with RULES. A party can't rule without rules! Tell me what to do and I am having a good time, officially. You can't leave me to my own devices, there will only be suffering, and there's no suffering at parties.

Today's topics include deflecting rays and attracting babes, evil chickens, smashing, flavored Tootsie Rolls, Major Payne, at least several random digits, several different vibes and energies, and the homies' bowel movements.

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Grit is a thing that bubbles up from deep down inside you, or so they say. Who are they? A bunch of idiots, grit is gritty like sand. If you see sand bubbling you better 86 yourself out of that bad boy cause shit is getting weird, my guy. 

Today's topics include landscaping frogs, exchanges of good and services, a slurry of triumph, a subtle descent into insanity, random numbers, a bull with rubber horns, and saying "penis".

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To be clear, we're not celebrating the ignorance (all my homies hate ignorance), but we are featuring a reviewer or two that do. You could say every episode we're celebrating ignorance via their funny words they type online. I don't know, that's a scary rabbit hole to go down. Try not to think about it too much, and just enjoy the party.

Today's topics include the worst Gerard Butler movies, a big pot of worms, #RealGamers, wasp killing rampages, misunderstood St. Bernards, sound advice, ragweed, bog trees, Batman, Winnie the Shit, and a large sized movie theater bucket except it's full of sushi.

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You ever notice how when you put a bunch of pieces of Zebra Stripe gum in your mouth it just turns into a grey blob? That's the zebra in it.

Today's topics include spectral murderers, big flying dogs, the mind prison we all share, continuity, renting movies, stupid, cows being milked and cheesed, a steady jambalaya routine, and Kermit.

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There's not a lot of dead rats in them, I swear.

Today's topics include sizzling demon skin, fancy pens, going off, humping the Hollywood sign, Florida Man, smaller bubbles and smoother taste, Dustin Hoffman, and flatulent relationships. 

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So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.

Today's topics include medium-well, Florida, tomfoolery, iguanas, cacti, hungry hens, sprinkles, "important" stuff, customer service, board games, cherries on cakes, and Kendrick.

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