Reviewing Reviews with D.J. Demers and Mike Perkins

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Mosaic Church in Hollywood, CA.

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Steve B - "you can expect to live in a garden"

Ashley A - "I didn't quite 'catch the spirit' here"

Anna K - "I wish I can give zero star"

Joshua S - "Seems shallow and image based"

Marissa F - "my boyfriend, dog & I were escorted out"

Elena C - "Love Pastor Erwin and Hank"

Brianna G - "I really, really dislike this 'church'"

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Happy Thankgsgiving! This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Andy K - "Santa! Fresh off a $600 bailout of his company!"

Dave W - "I'm headed back to Mardi Gras before I do this again"

Alice S - "It SUCKS! I want to see the balloons"

Jane P - "I'M SORRY IF YOU HATE ME."

Alex B - "Screw you snoopy. You look worn out and beaten up"

Olivia M - "Thankful to the NYPD man in blue (Officer Cutie)"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the ONEFIT mesh men's thong!

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

ThisPickyB - "The perfect men's underwear. Says he. Says she."   Purchaser - "Very hot"   Shawn E Crapo - "...immediately became 10 times sexier"   Taylor - "I have a large package"   Prime Member - "Not enough room for my balls"   mp - "material is a little bit too scratchy"   Mr Devine - "too much material right at the taint"  

 

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of EightyTwo Barcade in Downtown Los Angeles, CA!

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Rik - "a Hipster barcade run by fellas born in the late nineties"

Erick R - "his girlfriend she got touched in an inappropriate way"

Angela B - "This place is a sauna"

Mii G - "the world's dumbest, most obnoxious bouncers"

Grizzly T - "The atmosphere is very hipster but in a good way"

Mike H - "you brought be back to a time that was once lost."

Richard P - "the girl bartender was very rude with attitude"

 

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Oki Dog in Los Angeles, CA!

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Ian S - "Perfect place to go if you feel like getting hepatitis."

Eduardo P - "Be careful when buying their CAPRISUNS."

Marvin Abdul Hasib S - "call the ambulance about 5 mins before u finish"

Josh D - "This is clearly a meth kitchen, right?!"

Stephy S. "This place, quite frankly, terrifies me"

vicki t - "DO NOT EAT HERE!!!!"

Michael S - "The backdoor wind kept blowing the dumpster smell inside"

 

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This week, D.J. and Mike hop around for a special Hallowee'en edition of Reviewing Reviews!

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

17th Door Haunted House

Shiva K. - "leaving me feeling violated yet slightly turned on"

Michelle A. - "more painful than scary"

Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

BK - "they closed admittance because jennifer lopez was buying pumpkins"

Letterboxd - 'Halloween'

niamh - "I got scared I don't like it"

Dirk H - "I showed them the opening scene of Halloween."

Liv - "really about murdering ppl with their titties out huh"

 

King of Egypt costume

Brooke C - "BUT SERIOUSLY: take the costume down."

Halloween Town Costume Shop

FT - "The owner Jackie is a trump sympathizer"

Destiny H - "she told me they don't have wigs for mexicans"

 

 

 

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the Yelp reviews of the DMV in Hollywood, CA.

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Abigail M - "Super rude my heart shatter"

Jerit G - "My friend went there and she never came back!"

Roxana D - "fuck all those biches too they stubborn as fuq"

Brooks S - "Never again will I go there, unless it's to slash their tires."

Josh A. - "We are...expected to know the inner workings of the dmv"

Cameron P - "Review is in Haiku form"

Paul B - "Have fun with it. Breath. You'll be fine."

Msdoingmyownhusttle H. - "John helped me out great personality"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the Yelp reviews of the world-renowned LAX Airport in Los Angeles, CA.

Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the reviews that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!)

Harry E - "the cocsuxkers that work here are too fucking slow"

Joanna S - "I never felt so disrespected in my life"

Tianne R. - "this is my Yelp review while ON xanax."

Candice G. - "but then a MAN asked me to change all my plans"

Kassy M. - "IT WAS METHOD MAN!!!"

Elysse P. - "our airport DOES NOT reflect our amazing city"

Danny M - "I don't mind TSA seeing the digital version of my penis"

 

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the 5 pound bag of Haribo Gummi Bears on Amazon.

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Ryan: "My stomach made a sound I've only heard at the zoo"

Amazon Customer: "I felt a small fart and was forced to let it out"

Douglas Pope - "I have seen the face of God"

Dr.DDD - "It's like eating magic."

Scott T. - "I sent these to my ex 'by mistake'."

nessa - "No reason you should be able to buy 5lbs of these at a time"

Sanchez - "Haven't been able to finish this bag of diabetes"

Ccbilbo - "I have spent a 1 ½ hours meticulously separating the colors"

Ann Marie Rinaldi - "I ate a nickel when I was two but I found it shortly after eating this bag"

 

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the one and only Trojan Magnum Condom (36 pack)!

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Dicky Davenport - "Never thought I was man enough for Magnums"

Steve Rice - "My wife complained that she wasn't feeling the full girth of my magic Johnson"

A. - "Selling to the male ego"

Ajay - "Great for foot massages!"

WH - "Works well to establish alpha status among other males."

Lisa A - "My son has me order these for him on my prime acct."

Alex - "they still haven't been opened. i was overly optimistic."

john - "I can't get them to cover my penis and testicles properly."

Amazon Customer - "My dick is 13 inches and the condom only went about 8 inches down"