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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Starbucks in Highland Park, Los Angeles!

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Rick R - "Who came first, the flies or the homeless"

B B - "I'm fine with this Starbucks."

Karen H. - "Be grateful that HighLand Park has a Starbucks"

Cardie M - "A put-down to the neighborhood where my business is located"

TG D - "The architect for Motel 6 must have gotten a shot at creating a Starbucks"

Claire O. - "Everyone there should get fired you fucking scam artists"

Lilliee A - "The cutest barista named Pablo"

Juan R. - "They ran out of a seasonal drink during the season"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Hakkasan Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Felisha F - "We stayed in this awful place for all of 13 mins"

Aaron G - "12 bucks for water what a rip"

Jason T. - "This incident was horrific and I ended up going to the emergency room"

Kevin Q. - "everything that is RIGHT with the Vegas club scene"

Steve E. - "An unforgettable once in a lifetime 21st birthday party!"

Jim W. - "THIS IS THE WORST nightclub I have ever been to"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Taco Bell in Highland Park, Los Angeles.

Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!)

Jase Crasin - "i think only good things of this taco bell. love and light always"

Yessenia P - "I just want my food but dont be fucking rude"

Peter O. - "the competence of a blind man doing dentistry!"

Luna M - "Several times I have found hair that ain't mine in my food"

Ken C. - "I DO NOT LIKE THE HORDES OF METH HEADS"

Sasha S. - "How do you expect to move up in life if you can't handle this easy job?"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the Luxe Bidet Neo 120, which D.J. uses in his home. Lots of clean nether regions in these reviews!

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Mercury - "This bidet will change the way you go to the bathroom"

Lady - "My poor bottom"

Brandon S - "Best drinking fountain I've ever used"

Nhix - "No barnacles on this hull"

Amazon Customer - "This thing rapes your genitals"

James R. Rhoads - "Mine can hit the wall in the shower across the room"

A. Mollhoff - "A spa day for your bum!" 

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Spectrum Cable and Internet in Los Angeles, CA.

Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!)

Cynthia L. - "You are the fucking worst. I can't see any of my channels"

Rebecca W. - "I'm sorry honey but YOU need to get YOUR manager"

Susan W. - "Our customer service rep was named Shayana"

Jordan M. - "Every cable company sucks. You're screwed either way"

Sophia E. - "He posted on Craig's list I was giving away free porn"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Griffith Park in Los Angeles, CA.

Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!)

Jeser S. - "I should have gotten high with her."

Elise M. - "'Take me to the police' he says, 'please!'"

Joolie T. - "a child throws a wiffle-ball at my temple"

J.A. C. - "I had come here looking to witness gay sex"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the Sacramento Main Jail. 

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

S D. - "Guest services took a while to check me in"

David R. - "Came here for...an unplanned 'staycation'."

Maximilio V. - "Upon his release to freedom, Maximilio was greeted by a fleet of Ubers"

Jamie S. - "Night shift cops are the most attractive"

David O. - "The floors are cold and moist.  Yes, MOIST."

Gee M. - "i did meet 4 local celebs while being there"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Fat Sal's, one of Mike's favorite restaurants in Los Angeles.

Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!)

Logan F - "If you wanna get fat then eat here"

Sparkle K - "Double the meat, double my chances of a heart attack?"

Brandon M - "Your emotional stability has to be as untamed as that buffalo sauce"

Chinedu N - "This was one of the biggest disappointments of my life"

Jade K - "You might end up being socked in the face, you never know"

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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of a bird store in LA called Pampered Birds. The owner of the store, Lourdes, roasts reviewers so hard.

Corey C. - "A whole store dedicated to birds?"

ER C. - "Lourdes the owner is hilarious"

Buck F. - "I grew up with a parrot named Smokey"

Andre B. - "You had a very strong case of halitosis"

Dan M. - "Rude, rude, rude!!!"

Aaron R - "Seriously? That didn't happen. Lol"

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This week, D.J. and Mike do a deep dive into the reviews of a man by the name of Allan T, a true poet who will surprise you at every turn. Also, D.J. makes it clear he has no idea what the word 'caucus' means. Oasis Nails

Philz Coffee

Taco Zone Truck

Wurstkuche

Gus's Barbecue

Jitlada

Bud's Louisiana Cafe