This week the guys return to discuss Senator Chris Van Hollen's trip to El Salvador that was telling in many ways about Kilmar Abrego Garcia and Trump's blatant human trafficking to CECOT, Trump just tells Putin to "stop it!" when it comes to the war in Ukraine, CEOs of big box stores tell Trump to knock off all the tariff nonsense, RFK Jr absolutely insane stances on school shootings, ailments he deems "exotic, and pushing to create an autism registry, Sarah Huckabee Sanders begs an unwilling Trump for federal support in Arkansas after 14 tornadoes hit the state, Department of Education plans to destroy people credit score for reasons, Trump administration says safety checks on milk costs too much...sorry guys, JD Vance killed the Pope, Pete Hegseth has yet another Signal screw up, and much more!

Big Topic

• Our fucking Senator shows up for his constituent
  • There’s another MD man who was sent to gulag erroneously
  • His example is rubbing off

News You Need

• Stop it guys, seriously! Just stop it!
• CEOs get Trump to back down on tariffs AGAIN!
• RFK Jr is fully out there saying really insane things about autism, SSRI drugs, and other disabilities
  • Autism Registry?!!!!
• Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Arkansas enter dreaded “Find Out” stage
• Defaulting on Student Loans, such much winning
• Safe drinking milk is basically communism, so we stopped doing that
• 48 Hours Exec Producer quits; cites losing of independence as reason
• It’s not all bad!

Fast Corruption and Faster Screw-Ups

• Pope chooses death after meeting JD Vance just once
• Trump just straight up lies about where gas and food prices
• Ron DeSantis wife stole $10 million in medicaid money
• Hegseth made a SEPARATE signal chat with friends and family
  • And he PURPOSEFULLY went around secure connections
  • And he’s having a makeup room installed in the Pentagon
• CFPB eradicated; judge steps into stop it for now

What’s Dumber, A Brick or A Republican?

• …but it might work for us!