12:03-13:36. Rebigulation, the Afrikaans accent, and what's not to love about gift cards?

11:12-12:03. Christmas drums being played by a boy, sweet irony, and getting unlaid. I realize they're having a good time, but eat shit.

10:02-11:11. Animatronic enzymes, the trail of shit (hidden in plain sight!) at Disneyland, and gonorrhea.

8:56-10:01. Food Court! Jurassic Park films are debated and the profitability of Anatomy Park dissected.

7:55-8:56. Bringin' the bang-bang, rapey pirates, and the magnificent death of Alexander! Also, because Chris kept bad notes, we overlap with a bit of the previous episode - if it really bothers you, we'll refund your money.

6:48-7:52. Security systems are down in the alvililia...the alvileoliar...the lungs.

5:35-6:47. This shit is WEIRD! And it's not because they are old, and it's not because he is black.

4:30-5:34 Dissecting Pepper's Ghost, dissing Chappie, and deciphering a John Oliver impression.

3:35-4:29. We talk parks (theme vs. amusement), Roller Coaster Tycoon, and the layout of Anatomy Park.

1:37-2:38. We talk old school Jews, then get a little bogged down in the logistics of the Smith house layout, before moving on to the benefits of eggnog.