10:21-11:15. When you correct somebody, smash a mirror for emphasis. Let them know where you stand.

9:20-10:20. "Where are my testicles, Summer?"

7:52-9:20. A, B, his name is Scary Terry. C, D, we get off topic right away and talk about basements, Predator, strokes and eugenics.

6:22-7:52. Sexual Perversity in Mrs. Pancakes's Dreams. And long live Jackie Brown.

5:23-6:22. Goldenfold be double-gunnin'! Chris and Kevin be havin' irrational fears of tall buildings and physical impossibilities.

4:20-5:22. Meet Kevin! Can you pass the mirror test? Can we get away with using half the batteries?

3:21-4:20. Serving Wheat Thins on a plane, family-style? Plus, we try not to talk too much about our own dreams.

2:34-3:20. A plan unfolds to incept Mr. Goldenfold, and we spend a lot of time talking about medieval torture. Humans are the worst.

1:34-2:33. Did Inception make sense? Can we stay on topic?

0:33-1:33. Golf sucks. Dogs suck. But we make the case for coin collecting.