It’s Maureen’s birthday! Almost! Dan has gotten her her favorite gift: news. But what news? News of George Santos and his Technobabble Dreamcoat, news of flying things, marvelous, wonderful things. Maureen wants to speak of more serious matters, but Dan has a flying octagon and he is ready to use it.

Oh, and remember when they were going to kill Mike Pence? It’s time to talk about that. They were going to KILL that guy!

Grab your party hats, SaysWhovia! The bar tab is on George Santos! He invented the cosmo!

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