The episode where the boys get real and talk about feelings. Ok, just kidding...we all know they have no feelings and are lifeless, soulless shells of a human being but that is beside the point. Michael has a racist moment at the nursing home. David watches his cryptocurrency portfolio dwindle into nothingness. Michael has a new hero, Nick Cannon. David decides to take a break from the show.

The episode where the boys slip and slide their way around cancel culture...and Las Vegas. Michael takes an interest in Gisele Bündchen but Tom Brady is still the GOAT. David goes skiing. Michael meets an old friend. 

The episode where the boys experience all of the human senses: David has a poop spray incident. Michael takes a bite out of Apple. The boys see nightmarish cuteness and yet you still choose to listen to it. You just can't touch this.

The episode where the boys play a new game. It involves, you guessed it--dead people. Michael thinks he was in the presence of real sports trophies that definitely weren't replicas. David plays along. The boys discuss random topics, never finish them and get sidetracked with more ridiculous randomness. The Alzheimer's gene is strong with this one.

The episode where the boys talk bums. David meets a special friend in Las Vegas. Michael has a dirty conversation via Facetime. David experiences the least effective way to wipe your bum. Michael is robbed by an army of preteens.

The episode where the boys discuss the color spectrum, sort of. Michael recalls what a fluffer is. Hey, he needed the money. David's back/neck diagnosis is revealed. Michael disappoints a dear family member, again. 

After a brief break, the boys are "back" at it. David has back problems. Michael's backside gets some action. The boredom discussion gets back to basics. 

The episode where the boys pledge their allegiance to the new king of...something. Michael tries a horse sandwich. David travels to another dimension. Michael pulls rank on a travel agent.